The Swan Princess: Princess Tomorrow, Pirate Today! Page #2

Me, may, my, mow!

All right. Positions!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

I'm gonna pickle you

if you don't get out there.

I see. You're one of those directors.

What's this? Is Alise's room secure?

Pretty much.

Except, we let that dragon in.

Oh, yeah. But it was only a wee dragon,

little teeth.

Vigilance!

Now?

Whoa, buddy, on the second croak.

"Croak"? Shouldn't we

leave croaking to a professional?

Competition!

Puffin! Puffin!

-Yes, what is it, Jean-Bob?

-Invaders! I think.

Captain Brodie!

-Well done, Jean-Bob.

-Did you see me?

I was, like, "Invaders!" with this kind of face.

I was totally in the moment.

"Invaders!" I said, like this.

It was awesome.

It's all about knowing your motivation.

-Okay, now...

-I could've gone with this or this.

But my inner monolog told me this!

Tell your inner monolog to zip it

and dial down the drama, would you?

We've got a girl to rescue from the clutches

of an insidious queen who's gone mad!

Yeah, okay,

we'll dial down the drama a notch.

This guy's, like, from the future.

We got a Code Z.

Fellas! They got the Code Z!

Distract them.

These guys are super-focused.

A princess never laughs too loudly.

Time for your adventure, Alise.

We'll be gone before Uberta even wakes up.

-Alise!

-Morning yoga.

Time to rise and shine,

my sweet little princess.

Everybody down!

I breathe peace.

Quickly, before she breathes fire!

Let's greet the sunrise, young princess.

Rogers!

Carpe diem!

She's gonna be mad at me forever.

Part of being a modern princess,

is suffering the wrath

of old royalty with a smile.

Let's see one now.

That's my girl.

I breathe peace all right,

a piece of Rogers's scalp!

Where are all the horses?

They're out to pasture, Highness.

We're going sailing?

I hope Granmum will let me.

Well, she can't stop us now.

-Are you sure?

-Of course, I...

Rogers! As your queen...

Trade you.

You'll never escape!

It's like she's got rabies!

Never underestimate

the Queen!

Not to worry, Your Highness.

I've pulled in huge whoppers like you before.

I've driven Alise away

with my stupid Princess Boot Camp!

Now, she'll be lost at sea.

There, there,

let's not assume the worst, Queen Uberta.

She'll be picked up by a pirate ship

and learn pirate ways!

She'll spend her days

plundering and pillaging!

And then she'll come back someday

with a peg leg

and a burning torch

in her cute, little hook-hand!

And she'll say,

"This is what you get, Granny,

"for teaching me to curtsy 24/7!"

Who did that?

Thank you, Puffin, for your courage.

Well, it was a tough decision,

but I said to myself...

I'm over it.

Now get out of here and find Alise!

Both of you!

No! You have to row together!

Well, as flying squirrels,

the time we spend in boats is limited.

On my count then. Ready?

-And hep!

-Hep!

-And hep!

-Hep!

-And hep!

-Hep!

Hold on. Time-out.

-What's "hep"?

-Yeah!

Well, it's just a sound! You row on "hep"!

Can we choose a different word?

Yeah! How about "Dodgenberry Chuckwit"?

-Yeah, I like that.

-"Dodgen..."

No. Look, fellas, the sound isn't important.

What's important is that we all work together

for Alise.

Yeah!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

Yes, this is the life.

The warm sun on your pale skin.

The salty air in your windswept face.

The fruity drinks with a little paper umbrella.

Fill 'er up, thin one.

-That frog is going to be a distraction.

-Distraction?

I'm ready for training, Lord Rogers.

Then come on up, future sea captain!

And to think,

Uberta thought I would turn you into a...

Pirate!

What do you see when you're looking at me

'Cause there's much more than meets the eye

Something inside me longs to be free

And it's something I just can't deny

I'm not afraid

To stand up and say

There's more to me

than just ribbons and curls

This wild heart is longing to travel the world

So bring on the danger

The song of the sea

Adventure is waiting

It's calling to me

I know who I am

And I'll take my place

I'll be a princess tomorrow

But a pirate today

There are those who say that I can't do both

Live life as a princess with a pirate's oath

There's a world to explore

and I'll do it my way

Save dreams for tomorrow and live for today

No!

There's more to me

than just ribbons and curls

This wild heart is longing to travel the world

So bring on the danger

The song of the sea

Adventure is waiting

It's calling to me

I know who I am

And I'll take my place

I'll be a princess tomorrow

Princess tomorrow

I'll take my place

Princess tomorrow

Princess tomorrow

I'll be a princess tomorrow

But a pirate today

So, what course are ye chartin'

for the comin' days at sea, Jolly Rogers?

We're sailing back first thing in the morning!

Home already? Blimey, Cap'n!

Uberta was right!

I've turned you into a pirate!

She's gonna be mad at me forever.

Aye, but we must learn

to suffer the wrath of royalty with a smile.

Don't lose yer jolly, Jolly Rogers!

By the time we get home,

she'll have a case of scurvy!

Ahoy! What be that exceeding bright star?

That is the North Star.

She's bright as a treasure, she is.

For centuries, sailors have kept

their eye on her because she is constant,

never moving, always true.

Much like

the love of your dear parents, Alise.

Aye. Then I've got

two North Stars at home, don't I?

Indeed. Don't mess it up.

Be calm, friends!

You're with a man who knows the ropes!

That's an awful lot

of rope-y tie-y off-y things.

Don't fret, lads.

Lord Rogers knows what he's doing.

Don't you, Jolly Rogers?

I'm going to take that as a "no".

Back down below, young princess!

Get ready to pull!

Lord Rogers!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

I sure hope they're not out there.

-For!

-Alise!

I'll give you back your color

if you give me back mine.

What a bunch of landlubbers.

Jolly Rogers! The sun, she rises!

The worst is over.

Except for the part where we sink!

At least, it can't get any worse.

Okay, can everyone stop saying

how things can't get any worse?

Alise... Alise! Where is she?

-Lord Rogers!

-Turtle in trouble.

Hop on.

Where's Rogers and Jean-Bob?

Alise!

Oh, dear.

-Now who is the distraction?

-Pull me back!

Admit I'm a prince!

Right, a prince with suction cups!

Alise! Alise! Where is she?

It can't be.

A pink belly!

I get the toes!

-Well...

-I get the fingers!

-I call the neck.

-Hey! Now, come on!

You all get the scraps.

-Meat!

-Meat!

Meat!

What, Nums?

Well, that's the scrawniest pink belly

I've ever seen!

"Scrawny"? What I lack in mass,

I make up in power.

These are a pair of quality ham hocks,

I guarantee you!

I get first dibs.

The rest of you can have the scraps.

Perhaps I've oversold my assets.

Now hold on just a minute!

If I'm going to be eaten,

I'm going to be eaten with style.

Move!

Let's see, what have we got here?

Look at this place! Dill! Rosemary! Tarragon!

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