The Swan Princess: Princess Tomorrow, Pirate Today! Page #3

You're living in a veritable herb garden!

Why would you gobble me down raw

when you could season

and slow-roast me to savory perfection?

He makes a good point.

Okay. Quick, how would you cook you?

"Quick" nothing! You're going to

learn to cook with passion

or you'll be kicked out of my kitchen!

Look, Pink Belly...

You will call me "Chef"

throughout the competition.

"Competition"?

Precisely! I'm splitting you up

into two groups.

Team Starfish!

And Team Coconut!

The team that turns me

into the most savory dish...

-Wins.

-But, Mr. Pink Belly...

-I mean Chef. Chef...

-Too late! Get out! Out!

Anyone else

with a question that just can't wait?

No, Chef!

Then let's get to work.

Herbs, people! Or whatever you are.

Herbs!

You! Me! Kitchen inspection! Now!

Look.

If you thought he was scrawny,

I'm even more meatless.

I'm practically a soy product!

It's Green Thing!

Green Thing

Green Thing

Green Thing, Green Thing

Green Thing, Green Thing

Green Thing

Finally... My peeps.

"Just a frog," eh?

He says as he waves with his suction cups.

You might be Chef, but you're also dinner.

There's another one out there.

Go find this "Alise" he talked about.

No sign of them?

Of course, Jean-Bob will

blend in with everything.

Yep. And Rogers could be

standing behind a bamboo shoot.

-Run.

-What did you say?

Alise, you must run.

-Scully?

-A thousand apologies, Princess.

-Didn't mean to scare you, but...

-Scully!

I never thought I'd get a chance to see you,

to thank you.

You saved my life!

-It was nothing.

-But you died!

Obviously not! Look, I'd love to chat.

For instance, someday I need a good recipe

for a chocolate chip scone.

But for now,

you really must get moving, okay?

Move along now. Go, go.

Run, Speed!

I'm in top gear.

Thank you, Scully! I'll try to find that recipe!

Off you go, Alise!

Move it!

Goodbye, meat thing.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Wow.

Double wow.

This is where you live...

-Lucas.

-I'm Alise.

Princess Alise.

Wait, you're a princess?

But today, I'm a pirate.

Then you'll be good at this. Hold on!

So, what are those things?

Boggs. Very dangerous, and very hungry.

How do you survive?

They don't know I'm here.

At least I hope they still don't.

A songbook?

Do you like to sing?

So, you got shipwrecked too, huh?

More like raft-wrecked.

I was trying to sail away, because...

Well, because of my parents.

Your parents?

So, we're agreed then?

It is for the best, isn't it?

Yes. Tomorrow,

you can take him to the orphanage.

Lucas?

-Lucas? Lucas!

-Lucas!

Lucas!

-They didn't want me.

-Didn't want you?

How can you be so sure?

They were going to give me away.

But there must have been some reason.

It doesn't matter.

Right now,

we've gotta save your friend, the old guy.

Lord Rogers?

Did you see a frog, too?

Green. Looks like a frog.

They're both fine, well, for now.

But together, I think you and I and...

Friends call me Speed.

...and your awesome talking turtle,

we've got a chance.

No, no, I haven't seen a boy.

You think he might've passed by here?

Well, it's more likely

he's hiding in your forest.

All alone in the forest?

He's never really had a home.

He's grown up outdoors.

But he could

survive in a forest like yours quite easily.

I see. Well, I'll certainly keep an eye out for...

Lucas. His name is Lucas.

Maybe Lucas is better off.

Who wants to be with a father

who can't even provide for his own...

Don't say that! We are a family.

And Lucas couldn't ask for a better father.

And you'll be able to work again,

I just know it.

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-Very funny.

-What?

Hey!

Stay away!

Attack!

Stop that! What are you doing?

He's got Brodie!

There he is!

Got him!

Got him.

What do you know?

That daft bird just saved us.

For now, anyhow.

You're late! Move it!

I've never seen a more pathetic group!

You really think

you can turn me into a quality meal?

-Yes, Chef!

-I'll be the judge of that!

Actually, you won't be around

to be the judge of that.

-Out of my kitchen!

-It was a simple observation!

Now, our first job is to slice, chop, dice,

and julienne-cut.

Make the food smaller.

You like this presentation?

Take a closer look.

Get out!

Start over!

Perfect picnic slices.

Team Starfish. Bunch of bootlickers.

I'm thrilled to learn from Chef

and to eat him, of course.

Now, we carefully add herbs and spices.

Do you even know

what you're putting in there?

Yes, Chef, it's rosemommy.

Taste it before you add more!

Yes, Chef!

Oh, lovely! Why not

stick your whole face in the pot!

Yes, Chef!

"It's rosemary. Taste before you add more.

"Don't stick your face in the soup."

I could've told you that last one.

Tell us, oh, Green Thing.

What is the most important thing in life?

Floss daily.

Okay, people, we're zesting,

everybody zesting!

You're not zesting.

There's nothing to zest, Chef.

Here you go.

Gee, let's trade!

Throwing food is absolutely...

Enough! Enough!

All right! Taste test! Right now!

We're picking a winner! Let's go!

Both equally wretched! Start over!

Actually, it wasn't that bad.

I'm done with cooking!

Hold on! What's this?

I'm getting the aftertaste

of Team Coconut's broth.

Robust! Nutty! Yes!

Team Coconut is the winner!

Robust and nutty.

Well, he got the "nutty" part right.

Yeah!

Now, throw him in the soup.

Without roasting me first?

More steps?

You won the broth round.

Now we move on to the roasting round.

-"The roasting round"!

-We're gonna blow Chef away!

After we cook him, then Chef will see who's...

-Wait.

-Oh, now you get it!

We can't just

leave Rogers and Jean-Bob like that!

We have time.

Your friends are doing a good job stalling,

and we need to take advantage of that.

To do what?

It's no use to set them free

if we don't have a way to escape.

You're right.

And listen,

the Boggs have super-good hearing, so...

We can be quiet.

Oh, now?

He's going to teach us some hand language.

"In the case of an emergency,

"exits are located here and here?"

No. I think he said,

"You two go that way, 10 paces,

then split up and wait."

You're good.

I agree with Speed. I don't believe you.

Even I understood that.

That bright one, it's the North Star.

It never moves.

Sailors keep their eye on it

because it's constant.

Like a parent's love.

Who told you that?

Lord Rogers.

You mean the guy that got you shipwrecked.

When we get home, you'll see.

You'll see how good parents can be.

Let's just finish the raft.

You think Puffin got, you know...

That would be merciful compared to this.

Raise that pokey-uppy thing

so I can get a better view.

The lot of ya, climb up here and spread out.

-There we go.

-We should have done this before!

For Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

-For!

-Alise!

Derek! Derek!

-What is it?

-It's... It's Alise.

-It's perfect!

-Yeah, I think it'll work.

It just needs to be bigger, right?

I mean, we'll need more space for Rogers.

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