The Taint Page #3

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But,

the government just made abortions illegal,

how's that gonna work?

You're gonna have to do it.

I don't want to.

You did this, you do it!

This is such bullshit.

OK, I'll do it.

My dad gets home in two hours.

Do you have any coat hangers?

All plastic... f***.

What kind of a loser doesn't have metal

coat hangers?

Don't judge me.

Oh wait...

Alright go wash it off.

What you think I got filthy coat hangers?

Well if it's going in my p*ssy go wash it off.

Make sure to use anti-bacterial soap.

What?

Make sure to use anti-bacterial soap.

I don't have any.

Ultra-Concentrated is gonna have to do.

It's time.

You know,

I really believed me when

you said you loved me.

If it makes you feel any better,

I believed me too.

Oh sick.

Where'd the condom go?

We're all Misogynists.

I love women, I love them.

Men do two things exceedingly well,

Busting a nut, and killing people.

If you can't do one, you do the other,

and if we're lucky

we do both at the same time.

It was my arrogance and my sin

that brought this plague onto the earth.

But it was here long before

and will be here long after.

We can't fight it, no.

Not anymore.

Phil, there's something I have to tell you.

That wine we drank tonight,

It's...

tainted!

No!

I'm not a Misogynist.

I'm not, I can't be.

I don't crush women's heads with rocks.

I can't.

I won't.

Oh god.

You're not a Misogynist.

You did what she wanted you to do.

You're not like those monsters out there.

But you will be, you will be.

I will.

How did you become such a cool and

amazing woman?

When I was a kid,

My father told me, that I was just as smart,

as strong and talented as any man.

That I, as a woman, can be a statement.

That my personality, my character

Can be the solution to all sexual

inequalities in American society

That I, as I stand here

can embody everything any woman could

ever possibly achieve.

You're right!

You misogynistic son of a b*tch.

(Sad music)

If you're tired of having a

withered, shriveled, pathetic, tiny penis,

cal your doctor today

and ask him about Cockzantium

It's about time you did something about

your penis.

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