The Truth About Cats & Dogs Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 97 min
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What do you think of that?
What do I think?
Yes.
It's nice.
Mm?
- It's kind of dark.
- Yes. You know...
...I was in a dark mood that day,
when I took that.
If you'd let me,
I'd really like to take your picture.
Maybe tonight.
Maybe.
Or whenever.
This stuff's left over from a shoot that I did.
- I hope you like sweets cos that's all there is.
- (shrieks)
I don't eat that stuff.
I order it, but I can't eat it.
Of course you can. You take it
one bite at a time and it all goes down.
- No.
- No, really.
What I'd forgive of myself
If you don't go
- Mmm.
- Is that nice?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
(muffled) That is so good. More?
- Ready?
- Mmm.
I know the way these things begin
But I don't know
How I would live with myself
What I would give of myself
If you don't go
- No more?
- You see what you did?
It won't do
To dream of caramel
To think of cinnamon
I've got something for you. I forgot.
(radio plays "You Do Something To Me"
by Paul Weller)
- It's a book.
- Yeah.
It's the letters Simone de Beauvoir
wrote to Sartre.
What? You haven't got it already, have you?
No, I don't have it already. It's just that, um...
...no one's ever given me a book before
that didn't have pictures in it.
Well, I'm glad you like it.
I love it!
Wow, I mean...
It's, um...
- A book.
- A book!
It's funny how self-conscious we both are,
considering...
What do you mean, self-conscious?
I mean...
...you have to admit you're not the same
person you were on the phone last night.
- That's true.
- Why?
Is it because we did...?
It's because I'm stupid.
Well, me too.
Completely feeble-minded.
All you have to do is get near me
and I turn into this... gibbering idiot.
You're so clever...
and funny and modest and sweet.
And you're so...
You're really so bea...
I mean, my God.
Look at you.
You're an angel.
You do something to me
Somewhere deep inside
- I can't do this. I can't.
- Just try...
...and see what happens.
(announcer) Next, Dr Abby Barnes with
"The Truth About Cats and Dogs".
Oh, no!
- I don't know what I'm doing!
- It's OK.
You've got five minutes.
I can get you there in time.
I've gotta tell you something. I'm...
- What?
- I'm... I'm late.
- What am I doing?
- Should we stop and call?
- No calls!
- OK, OK.
- You're only two minutes late.
It can't be that bad.
Let's just see what they're doing.
No! Let me.
Give me that.
- Sh*t.
- I'm sorry.
It's OK. I can get another one. Leave it.
I can get another one somewhere.
I think they still sell them in Bolivia.
God, you should clean this place up.
Thanks for the ride.
Here's your button.
(Abby) So she's been licking her belly.
Is she sensitive in that area?
- No, not really.
- Not sensitive in her belly...
Sorry.
On Tuesday's show
I wanna talk about potbellied pigs.
Come, come, come.
That was scary.
We started with the show on tape. It's OK.
Uh, Abby? You're on in 60.
Is it OK if I watch?
(both) No!
- You need to concentrate.
- You need to concentrate.
You need to concentrate.
- I need to concentrate.
- OK, I understand.
- I'll see you later, then.
- Bye.
So I guess you didn't tell him?
Take him. I don't want a fight. I refuse to
degenerate into some misogynistic clich.
- How could you do this to me?
- I was gonna tell him.
I was all set to do it.
The show started and I couldn't.
- Why not?
- He wouldn't listen.
- What was he doing?
- Nothing.
- Then why didn't you let him find out?
- Maybe it was all the cake he fed me.
What is that? The Twinkie defence?
- He gave us a book.
- Which one?
Simon somebody's letters
to John Paul somebody.
- Simone de Beauvoir's letters to Sartre?
- Exactly.
He said I was smart.
Nobody's ever said that to me before.
- I couldn't stand to tell him it wasn't true.
- Smart and beautiful, though, right?
I've got two ideas how we can fix this.
We find out how he really feels about us,
but in a roundabout way.
So we go over to his house,
and I casually ask him something like:
- If you were stranded on a desert island...
- Trite!
OK. Um...
- If you were stranded in the Arizona bubble...
- Biosphere?
Who would you take?
Time magazine's woman of the year...
...or Playboy's playmate of the year?
on both our behalves. What's idea two?
We go over there,
get sh*t-faced and see what happens.
OK.
Hello. What...?
- Not so fast. Hello.
- Hi.
Thanks.
("World Keeps Spinning"
by the Brand New Heavies)
Don't cheat yourself
Happiness is round the corner
It will come to you
So have faith and feel true love
Cos there's heaven up above
When we think we've reached the end
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah
Don't cheat yourself
Happiness is round the corner
It will come to you
So have faith and feel true love
Cos there's heaven up above
When we think we've reached the end
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah
Round and round and don't you stop
Pick it up where you left off
Like a wheel, the world, it keeps on turnin'
The world keeps spinnin', yeah
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah
The world keeps a spinnin', yeah
("I Can't lmagine" by Aaron Neville)
You know I wonder
where I'd be if not for you
I'd still be wanderin'
through this world without a clue
At night I'd wake up and look across the bed
And you'd never dream the crazy things
runnin' through my head
I can't imagine
My journey through this world without you
I'm lovin' everything about you
a greater love than ours?
I can't imagine
- That was really good.
- No, it wasn't.
Your eyes...
They're extraordinary.
Thank you. Yours too.
Um...
I'm just gonna have something to drink.
- It's good.
- OK.
What about me? My turn?
Yes. Yeah, just... swap.
I can't imagine
Sharin'my life with any other
Not makin'love with you
I can't imagine
I've forgotten the flash cord.
a greater love than ours?
Let me tempt you and deliver
Let me make you feel the ocean roar
Hey, do you want a drink?
Question:
If you were trapped in Biosphere 2for three years, who would you bring?
Time magazine's woman of the year
or Playboy's playmate of the year?
What?
Just a second, OK?
Abby, where are you going?
I am hammered. I gotta go home.
- Oh. I'll go home with you.
- No, you're having fun. He really likes you.
What? What about you?
- No, I don't even...
- You don't what?
Is everything OK?
Yeah.
I just remembered I have to be somewhere.
- Secret rendezvous?
- You know it.
What about you? Are you gonna stay?
Hi. My dog, Casey-Kay,
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