The Ultimate Christmas Present Page #5
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Secret Agent Man
Secret Agent Man
Hello, Mary Jo.
I Didn't
Take It.
It Wasn't Me.
I Was At Gymnastics.
You Can Even
Ask My Mother.
And, Hey, I Thought
Elves Were Supposed
To Be Tiny And Little,
With High, Squeaky Voices.
Don't Believe
Everything
You Hear, Ok?
I Believe You.
Have A Merry Christmas.
And Remember...
Be Good.
Woman:
Mary Jo.Who Were You
Talking To?
Santa--
Santa Claus.
What Did I Tell You
About Fibbing?
But, Mom,
He Was Just Here!
Go To Your Room.
Mom!
Ahh. Now.
Argh!
Agent Maaaaaan
Check It Out.
I've Got
The Perfect Outfit
For Blake's Party.
My New Black Skirt
And My New
Red Blouse.
How Do You Like 'Em?
Great. Especially
Since I Loaned Them
To You Last Week.
Oh, Yeah.
Well, Maybe You Can
Give Them To Me
As An Early Christmas Present.
I Might As Well.
Every Time I Give
You Something,
I Never
Get It Back Anyway.
Hey, I Gave You Back
Your Lion King Video.
Yeah, And You
Borrowed It When
I Was 6 Years Old.
Oh, Yeah.
(Knocking At Door)
Samantha,
Your Mom's Here.
Thanks, Mrs. Thompson.
Mrs. Thompson:
Here They Are.
Oh, Great.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Sweetie.
Hold On A Second.
(Telephone Rings)
Tell Your Mom
Thanks For--
Hello.
Hey, Honey.
I, Uh, I Got Some Bad News.
The Roads Are A Mess.
Here's The One Day
I Can Finally Use
My 4-Wheel Drive,
And I Don't Know
How It Works.
Mrs. Thompson:
Ok, Bye-Bye.(Telephone Bleeps Off)
Uh, Allie,
Honey, Joey.
That Was Your Dad,
And He Is Stuck
In San Francisco.
What?
Mrs. Thompson:
All The Flights
Are Cancelled.
Joey:
Tomorrow's Christmas Eve.What If He Can't Get Out?
He Won't Be Here
For Christmas.
He Will.
Trust Me.
How Do You Know?
I Just Know.
I, Uh, Think
I Left My Hat
Up In Your Room.
Oh, Yeah.
We'll Be Right Back.
Allie:
It's Off.Then Why Is It
Still Snowing?
Because It Takes
A While, Remember?
That Machine's Powerful.
Ya Think?!
Hey, I Didn't Know
The Signal Would Reach
All The Way
To San Francisco.
Well Guess What.
It Does.
That's Why
I Turned It Off, Ok?
Think I Don't
Want My Father
Home For Christmas?
I Mean, How Awful
Would That Be?
Can You Imagine
How Much We'd
All Miss Him?
Yeah,
I Think I Can.
Oh, Sam, I'm Sorry.
It's Ok.
Do You Want
To Talk About It?
It's Ok If You Don't,
But--
Look, My Dad Died
When I Was Only 3,
And I Barely
Remember Him.
So, How Can
You Miss Someone
You Don't Even
Remember? Right?
But Still,
I Shouldn't--
It's Just Weird
Around Christmas.
Mom Says This Was
His Favorite Time
Of The Year.
He'd Start Playing
Christmas Music
The Day After
Thanksgiving.
She Says
He Would Have
Kept Our Christmas
Decorations
Up All Year
If She Would
Have Let Him.
Parents Are So Corny.
My Mom Has
This Charm Bracelet,
That My Dad Gave Her
Their Very First
Christmas Together.
And Every Year,
He Gives Her
A New Charm For It.
And She Always Knows
She's Gonna Get It,
But She Still Acts
All Surprised And Gets
All Weepy And Emotional.
(Sighs)
I Have Got
To Fix This, Sam.
I Have To Do Something.
If My Family Misses
Christmas Because Of Me--
Sam's Mother:
Samantha, Have You
Found Your Hat?
Yeah, Mom.
Coming.
Look.
It Stopped.
Thank Goodness.
Hadley:
HereIn The Los Angeles Area,
A Mysterious Snowstorm
Finally Stopped
At Approximately
6 P.M. This Evening.
But That's
Small Consolation
To Jennifer Love Hewitt,
Who Slipped On A Patch Of Ice
In Burbank.
Aw...
Oh, Too Bad.
Ahem. Well, You Ever
Slip On A Patch Of Ice?
Ok. That's Everybody's
Schedule For Christmas Eve.
Now, If I Can Just
Shuffle Them Around
A Little Bit,
And We Can Spend
A Few More Hours
Together.
Allie:
Mom.Can You Come Here?
Joey:
Ta-Da!It's Our Substitute
Christmas Tree.
Just In Case Dad
Gets Home
Late Tomorrow Night
And We Don't Have Time
To Get A Real One.
Do You Like It?
I Love It.
You Guys.
Oh, And I Got
Something That's Gonna
Make It Even Better.
So, That's What
This Thing's For.
That's Why
They Call It
A Fireplace, Joey.
We Should Do This
More Often.
Are You Sure You've
Got Time For This?
You Make It Sound Like
I'm Always Working.
You Are.
You Are.
Especially
This Time
Of The Year.
Well,
It's My Busy Season.
You Know That.
But It'll Quiet Down
After New Year's.
Joey:
Mom, I Miss Dad.Oh, I Do, Too,
But You Know
What?
He's Gonna
Be Home
Really Soon.
'Cause
The Storm's Over.
It's Over.
(Whirring And Buzzing)
(Yawns)
Ok, Bye.
Samantha?
Be Good Today.
And Be Sure
To Help Out
Mrs. Thompson
I Will.
Ok.
What's Going On?
I Don't Know.
It Turned Itself
Back On.
So, Turn It Off.
I Tried.
It Won't Do It.
Why Wouldn't It?
I Don't Know.
None Of The Buttons
Work Anymore.
Mrs. Thompson:
But, Linda, Listen.
Is There Any Way
You Can Stay Home Today?
No, We're Already
Understaffed,
And With The Storm,
The Whole Hospital's
On Emergency Alert.
The Road's Are Just
Gonna Be Awful.
I Know.
I'll Be Ok.
Thanks A Lot,
Michelle.
You Be Careful.
Ok. Good-Bye.
Ok.
Bye.
Tv Announcer:
Right, Bob,The Surprise Blizzard
Continues To Wreak Havoc
Throughout The West Coast.
The National Guard
Has Been Called Out
To Ensure
That No Motorists Attempt
To Use The Closed Freeways.
A Record Number Of Airports,
Bus Lines, And Rail Services
Have Been Completely--
Hadley! Hadley!
This Story Just Came In.
The Cast Of Friends
Are Trapped Inside
Their Studio.
I Want You On It
Right Away!
Yes, Sir. I'll
Get Right On
That Riveting
Bit Of News.
You Better,
Or You'll Get Right On
The Unemployment Line.
Here It Comes.
Storm Originated
At...
318 Central
Avenue.
Yes.
Allie:
Hey, Mom.We Shoveled The Driveway.
It Just Keeps
Coming Down.
What's Wrong?
Well, I've Had
A Lot Of Calls,
And Your Uncle Don
And Aunt Gwen
Are Snowed In
And Won't Be Here Tomorrow.
And Neither Will
Your Grandparents.
Well,
What About Dad?
Have You Heard
From Him?
Dad Is Stuck
In San Francisco,
And Everything
Is Shut Down.
Can't He
Rent A Car?
Oh, Sweetie,
The Roads Are Closed.
So, He Won't Be
Coming Home For
Christmas, Will He?
No, Honey.
No Fair!
I Hate The Snow.
I Wish
It Never Happened.
I Know. Me, Too.
(Sniffling)
Man:
If YouCan't Move It,
Push It Off To The Side.
Woman:
I'm DoingThe Best I Can Here.
(Horn Honking)
Man:
Reverse,Then Forward!
Hadley:
Oh, For The Love Of--
Hasn't Anyone In This Town
Ever Seen A Blizzard Before?
What Is The Matter
With You People?
Man:
Come On.Get Back In Your Car.
Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Whoa! Something Wrong?
I'm Edwin Hadley.
Who?
I'm Edwin Hadley!
Channel 3
Action Now News.
Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
You're That Real Boring
News Guy.
Yes, Exactly.
I Need To Commandeer
Your Vehicle.
It's For Official
Meteorological
Business.
Now Give Me
The Helmet.
I'll Be Sure
To Mention You
In My Emmy Speech.
Hey, Hey!
Man!
You Are Done Like Dinner,
Literally.
No. No, Mrs. Dombrowski,
Don't Cancel.
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