The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose Page #7
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I told you I'd eat your dick.
I guess no one man's taint
can rule the universe.
Yes Ron. And thank you for
helping us defeat Beau Nerjoose.
Now we can commence
with out evil plan.
Wait.
Evil?
Oh you didn't know?
We're super evil.
All of you?
Even Hope?
Yeah I'm evil as f***.
How would a nun get HPV?
I don't know.
A pogo-stick?
That is rich my friend.
Rich.
You f***in' nuts?
Yeah. Booty worms.
Tittie maggots.
It's all super-evil sh*t.
We made you break
the ten commandments.
It's totally f***ing evil.
Oh yes. And now that we
the great fleshlight,
we can speed up the
gestation process so
Hope will have her baby
and yours.
But I'm Hope's brother
and her uncle.
Oh yes. It'll probably
be super-inbred-retarded.
Not to mention that
fact that it's also
totally the anti-christ
that will exterminate
all of humanity.
What?
Do it!
Son?
Daddy!
And then I jacked off and I
shot my dad with my laser dick.
I shot like loads
of people with it.
Pretty much everybody.
I'm totes the anti-christ.
Honey, I'm making sandwiches.
What kind?
Bologna.
Bologna, f*** yeah!
He died for you, and me too,
and all the dead people too.
He died for you, and me too,
and all the dead people too.
He died for you, and me too,
and all the dead people too.
He died for you, and me too,
and all the dead people too.
He died for you, and me too,
and all the dead people too.
He died for you, and me too,
and all the dead people too.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, it was just a dream.
Daddy.
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