The Unquenchable Thirst for Beau Nerjoose Page #7

I told you I'd eat your dick.

I guess no one man's taint

can rule the universe.

Yes Ron. And thank you for

helping us defeat Beau Nerjoose.

Now we can commence

with out evil plan.

Wait.

Evil?

Oh you didn't know?

We're super evil.

All of you?

Even Hope?

Yeah I'm evil as f***.

How would a nun get HPV?

I don't know.

A pogo-stick?

That is rich my friend.

Rich.

You f***in' nuts?

Yeah. Booty worms.

Tittie maggots.

It's all super-evil sh*t.

We made you break

the ten commandments.

It's totally f***ing evil.

Oh yes. And now that we

have the great dildo and

the great fleshlight,

we can speed up the

gestation process so

Hope will have her baby

and yours.

But I'm Hope's brother

and her uncle.

Oh yes. It'll probably

be super-inbred-retarded.

Not to mention that

fact that it's also

totally the anti-christ

that will exterminate

all of humanity.

What?

Do it!

Son?

Daddy!

And then I jacked off and I

shot my dad with my laser dick.

I shot like loads

of people with it.

Pretty much everybody.

I'm totes the anti-christ.

Honey, I'm making sandwiches.

What kind?

Bologna.

Bologna, f*** yeah!

He died for you, and me too,

and all the dead people too.

He died for you, and me too,

and all the dead people too.

He died for you, and me too,

and all the dead people too.

He died for you, and me too,

and all the dead people too.

He died for you, and me too,

and all the dead people too.

He died for you, and me too,

and all the dead people too.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it was just a dream.

Daddy.

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