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The Wheeler Dealers Page #12
THANK YOU, SIR!
NOW, MR. PILLSBURY,
WILL YOU PLEASE:
ANSWER THE QUESTION?
TOOK ONE ROOM:
WITH A DOUBLE BED,
AND THEY SHARED:
THE CONNECTING BATH.
AHA!
SO MUCH:
FOR THE WITNESS'S CLAIM
THAT THE DEFENDANTS
WERE BUSINESS ASSOCIATES
AND NOTHING ELSE.
NEXT WITNESS, PLEASE.
Man:
MR. THADDEUS WHIPPLE.NOW, MR. WHIPPLE,
DID YOU LEASE THE SUBSOIL RIGHTS
TO MR. TYROON?
FELLOW OVER THERE? I SURE DID.
AIN'T NO OIL
IN MASSACHUSETTS.
CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED THERE?
HE STRUCK A PIPELINE RUNS RIGH UNDERNEATH OUR PROPERTY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
PIPELINE?
PURE DIESEL.
DID, UH, HE KNOW
OF COURSE NOT.
HE DIDN'T ASK ME.
MR. WHIPPLE,
DOES THE PIPELINE COMPANY KNOW
THEY OUGHT TO.
MY BROTHER LEMUEL'S
THEIR LAWYER,
AND HE FILED SUI THIS MORNING.
HE CHARGES TRESPASSING,
DAMAGE TO PROPERTY,
YOUR BROTHER'S SUING YOU?
NOT ME.
NOT ME.
NOW, MR. TYROON,
SUPPOSE YOU TELL THE COUR THE REAL REASON
FOR YOUR TRIP:
TO MASSACHUSETTS.
LIKE I SAID,
LITTLE BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE.
OF COURTING HER.
BRUSHING YOUR TEETH
IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!
[ LAUGHTER ]
NO OUTBURSTS, MISS THATCHER.
I SLEPT IN THE CAR, YOUR HONOR,
WILL THE WITNESSES
PLEASE CONFINE THEMSELVES
TO THE PURPOSES:
OF THIS HEARING?
FOR YOUR TRIP:
WAS YOUR INTERES IN THAT YOUNG LADY?
AND I'M STILL INTERESTED.
OH, I SUPPOSE
I DIDN'T GET --
AGAIN, I MUST ASK
PLEASE, YOUR HONOR,
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
SHE GOT FIRED.
HALF THE BLAME.
- I'LL TAKE A QUARTER.
LET'S TAKE 5/16ths
ON THE SIGNIFICANCE
OF THIS TESTIMONY?
YOUR HONOR.
OH, HENRY.
HENRY!
[ SPECTATORS MURMURING ]
WITNESSES WILL REFRAIN
OH, Y-YOUR HONOR, MR. TYROON
SHOULDN'T BE A DEFENDANT.
AND I DIDN'T MUCH CARE
HOW I DID IT.
PRESUMABLY NOT, YOUNG LADY.
AS A PROFIT.
WHAT ABOUT THE INNOCENT PEOPLE
ALWAYS HAVE:
AND ALWAYS WILL.
YOUR HONOR.
- THERE JUST HAD TO BE A REASON.
- YES, SIR.
FROM EVERYBODY?
THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR HONOR.
GUESS OUR 48% AND MR. WHIPPLE'S
HOWDY, PARTNER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
THERE'S STILL
4% STOCK OUTSTANDING.
ABOUT PARTNERSHIPS FROM YOU,
Y-YOU... COWBOY!
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOUR HONOR,
IS INTERESTED IN PURCHASING
MY PERCENTAGE,
WHICH REPRESENTS
$1.2 MILLION, PAINTINGS,
THE RESTAURANT...
I DON'T THINK
SINCE THIS SITUATION HAS REMOVED
THE STOCK FROM PUBLIC OWNERSHIP,
THAT THE CASE:
COMMISSION.
CASE DISMISSED.
[ SPECTATORS MURMURING ]
KISS NOW.
THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR.
AFTERNOON, MISS THATCHER.
HOWDY, PARTNER.
THANK YOU, MR. BEAR.
HENRY, I'LL TAKE
AND I'LL TAKE THREE-FOURTHS
OF HIS FOURTH.
AND I'LL LOAN YOU MY HELICOPTER.
NO DICE, BOYS.
THIS IS A PRIVATE CORPORATION.
HERE COME THE:
WHEELER DEALERS:
WHEELER DEALERS:
HIGHFALUTIN LOCAL YOKELS
FANCY-DANCING CITY SLICKERS
THAT'S ENOUGH
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