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The Wheeler Dealers Page #11
I WAS RIGHT.
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
WHEN HE READ!
HE SURE DID.
TO PHILADELPHIA:
BUT AT LEAST THEY'RE NO BACKBITING FRAUDS!
FOR YOU,
THE SAME WHAT?
A STROLL:
WAIT RIGHT THERE.
FOR A RAINY DAY.
GIVE ME:
THAT SHORTY NIGHTIE.
RIGHT NOW, BO?
I'M EXPECTING A VERY IMPORTAN VISITOR UP HERE ANY MINUTE.
HENRY!
HENRY, YOU READY?!
ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD, BO.
WHAT IS IT?
HENRY, I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S COMING UP!
OIL IN MASSACHUSETTS?
HAPPY PILLS?
HENRY, WE WON'T EVEN
[ LAUGHS ]
OIL IN MASSACHUSETTS.
OH, THE ROOM
LOOKS WONDERFUL, HENRY.
FOR A TEXAN.
I GOT YOUR VERY FAVORITE DINNER
AND I GO THAT CHAMPAGNEY WINE
LITTLE OLD BUCKET.
OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC.
SOME CHAMPAGNEY WINE.
SAY NO MORE.
HEY, WHAT YOU GO IN THE LITTLE POKE, HUH?
OH, THIS?
MY NIGHT THINGS.
THERE ISN'T ANY MORE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
AH, COME IN, GENTLEMEN.
RIGHT THERE.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
OH, EVERYTHING LOOKS
JUST WONDERFUL.
IN TEXAS?
OH, MOLLY, YOU MEAN...
OH, YES. I MEAN.
MOLLY...
WELL, WHAT ABOU THE PRESIDENCY?
OH, NO, NO, NO, HENRY.
SO I'M GOING TO
GIVE UP WALL STREE FOR A COOKBOOK
AND A HUSBAND.
IS IN TEXAS,
THEN THAT'S WHERE
MY HOME IS, TOO.
MOLLY.
WHY NOT? THEN WE'LL HAVE THA OUT OF THE WAY.
[ SIGHS ]
EVERYTHING:
WAS JUST PERFECT.
IT MIGHT BE JUST THE MOS PERFECT EVENING OF MY LIFE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU KNOW, SWEETHEART,
IN MIDLAND,
AND THEN YOU CAN REDO THE HOUSE
I'M SURE I'LL LIKE I JUST THE WAY IT IS.
UH, DARLING, UM...
ALONE IN HERE FOR A FEW MINUTES,
SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE.
MORE COMFORTABLE?
MM-HMM.
ALL RIGHT, SWEETHEART.
YOU'LL SAY WHEN.
OH, OF COURSE, DARLING.
OH, HENRY.
WHEN, HENRY.
MOLLY!
HENRY TYROON?!
ABOUT TEXAS?!
MOLLY!
OH, DON'T PLAY INNOCEN WITH ME!
MOLLY!
MY PRESIDENCY FOR YOU,
DIDN'T YOU?!
NO! MOLLY!
YOU HAD TO GE MY REGISTRATION REVOKED!
BY DOUBLE-DEAL--
DON'T!
MOLLY, I DIDN'T GET YOU FIRED!
I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THOSE THINGS!
THAT LITTLE ACT, TOO,
BECAUSE YOU'RE A BOSTON BOY
WITH A YALE DEGREE,
AND I THINK YOU GOT I IN DOUBLE-DEALING.
IT'S AN ACT TO TRY TO WEASEL OU OF YOUR BARGAIN!
OH! OH!
MOLLY! MOLLY!
MOLLY!
- HI, MOLLY.
- HI.
MMM. MARTINI.
ALL DAY.
FROM HANGING UP.
TOO, REMEMBER?
HELLO?
HOLD ON.
I'LL SEE.
IT'S HENRY TYROON.
TELL HIM:
[ CHUCKLES ]
HELLO?
OH, YES, MR. TYROON.
HIS HEAD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WHAT WAS THAT?
WELL, I'LL TRY.
MOLLY?
HMM?
I LOVE YOU.
WHAT?
TO TELL YOU.
TELL HIM:
A CHARGE.
HAVE YOU ARRESTED
THINK UP A CHARGE.
COME IN.
MR. HENRY TYROON?
THAT'S ME.
WHAT'S THAT?
- SUBPOENA.
- FOR WHAT?
OF UNIVERSAL WIDGET.
MOLLY!
Man:
DEFENDANTS ARE CHARGEDWITH VIOLATIONS:
IN THE INVESTMENT COMPANY ACT,
SECTIONS 14 THROUGH 23
OF THE INTERSTATE COMMERCE ACT,
CONSPIRACY TO LURK,
ENTAILMENT...
MR. VANSON, THIS INDICTMEN SEEMS TO BE
A LITTLE ENTHUSIASTIC.
WELL, THEY'RE A PRETTY SLIPPERY
BUNCH, YOUR HONOR.
AT THEM.
MR. VANSON, THIS COURT INTENDS
WHITTLE DOWN, YOU UNDERSTAND? --
THE RELEVANT EVIDENCE.
THE LAST SECURITY CASE I SAT ON
TOOK FIVE YEARS.
I DON'T INTEND
NOW, WE'LL STICK
THE BARE BONES,
YOU UNDERSTAND?
BY LUNCHTIME, YOU UNDERSTAND?
LUNCHTIME.
PROCEED.
IN THE MAGAZINE.
AHA!
AND YOU CONSIDER THA PERFECTLY ETHICAL?
WELL, I WAS DESPERATE.
A LITTLE UNETHICAL.
THOUGHT OF I IF I HADN' TOLD HER ABOUT IT.
NOW, HOLD ON, MR. TYROON.
YOUR ATTORNEY WILL GIVE YOU AMPLE
OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK
PROCEED, MR. VANSON.
NOW, MISS THATCHER,
TO MASSACHUSETTS
WITH MR. TYROON.
WITH HIM?
WE WERE BUSINESS ASSOCIATES --
YOU WERE BUSINESS ASSOCIATES --
THANK YOU, MISS THATCHER.
MR. HORACE PILLSBURY.
COTTON MATHER INN, ARE YOU NOT?
ESCAPES ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
MR. PILLSBURY,
THESE TWO:
BUSINESS ASSOCIATES BEFORE?
YES, SIR.
THEY CHECKED INTO
ON, UH, TUESDAY NIGHT,
JULY 16th.
THERE AIN'T MUCH
ESCAPES ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OF THE ACCOMMODATIONS
THESE BUSINESS ASSOCIATES TOOK?
YOUR HONOR!
YOUR HONOR, THAT QUESTION'S
IMPROPER AND IRRELEVANT.
YOUR HONOR, WE SUBMI THAT THIS LINE OF QUESTIONING
HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT HAS EVERYTHING
UPON THE CREDIBILITY
OF THE WITNESSES.
I PLAN TO PROVE TO THE COUR THAT THEIR TESTIMONY
IS UNRELIABLE.
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