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WANTS THAT WE CAN HELP HIM WITH.
WELL, I NEVER
HEARD OF ANYTHING HENRY WANTED
EXCEPT, WELL, MAYBE THA LITTLE OLD GIRL UP IN NEW YORK.
- YEAH!
- MAYBE.
NAH.
THAT LITTLE OLD GIRL'S TOO STUCK
ON THE STOCK MARKE TO HAVE ANY TIME
FOR HENRY --
ANY REAL TIME.
HOW?
LET'S HIGHBALL IT TO NEW YORK.
YEE-HA!
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
THAT I CONSIDER THE PRESIDENCY
OF THIS ORGANIZATION
OF WOMEN TAKING THEIR RIGHTFUL
IT WON'T BE LONG
THE ONLY WOMAN:
OF BEAR, OSGOOD, AND WHITBY.
MY TOP ANALYST?
A WOMAN'S PLACE
BUT MOST WOMEN:
DON'T KNOW IT.
MIGHTY HAPPY, TOO,
EVEN IF SHE:
DON'T YOU?
SHE'S MY NUMBER-ONE BOY.
WELL, WE THINK YOUR NUMBER-ONE
JUST NOW, WHEN WIDGE IS REALLY STARTING TO FLY?
IN GREAT EASTERN
OFFSHORE OIL.
I CAN'T DO IT.
IT'S, UH, IT'S MORALLY WRONG.
OFF THE HOOK WITH GREAT EASTERN.
YOU MEAN YOU'D TAKE
MY WHOLE POSITION?
GENTLEMEN, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
EXCEPT YOU MAKE ME FEEL HUMBLE.
TRULY HUMBLE.
OUT SHE GOES.
OH, HENRY, IF YOU KNEW HOW MUCH
WELL, THAT'S VERY NICE,
DIFFICULTIES, DOESN'T IT?
And, Henry, I want you to come
to Philadelphia this weekend
to meet my parents.
They'll adore you.
I hope.
WELL, CAN WE, UH,
TEXAS?
As I remember,
we got a deal.
OH, THAT.
UM, WELL, HENRY,
IS SIX MONTHS,
You can wait six months,
can't you?
YOU MADE A PROMISE, MOLLY.
Please, Henry, how did I ever
know I'd really be president?
WELL, I KNOW I PROMISED,
BUT...
HENRY, COULDN'T WE
WELL, UH, COULD YOU
DROP UP HERE, MOLLY?
UH, LATE SUPPER.
That would be nice.
I'm tired of restaurants,
even Chez-Henri.
A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE
WOULDN'T HURT, WOULD IT?
A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE
NEVER HURT ANYBODY.
BYE.
[ SMOOCHES ]
[ SMOOCHES ]
[ SIGHS ]
STANISLAS.
DON'T YOU LIKE
THE WAY I RIDE?
WHO GIVE THE NORTH MEDITERRANEAN
NEOREALIST MOVEMENT A BAD NAME.
MODERN TECHNOLOGY DEMANDS NEW
ANYWAY, BUSTER, IT'S NOT ME
THAT'S BOTHERING YOU.
YOU'RE SUFFERING
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'VE LOST HER,
AND IT COULDN'T HAPPEN
AT A WORSE TIME.
MY PSYCHIATRIST WON'T SPEAK
TO ME WHEN SHE HEARS ABOUT THIS.
YOU COULDN' HELP IT, MAN.
TELL YOUR SHRINK THAT'S THE WAY
THE POPSICLE MELTS.
BROTHER, YOU DIDN' MAKE THE SCENE AT ALL.
PLAIN, COMMON, ORDINARY,
FILTHY MONEY.
WELL, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
HELPED.
IS EXCITEMENT,
WIN, LOSE, OR DRAW.
A GOOD TIME.
ANY OLD GAME.
MOLLY WITH A HALF-EDUCATED,
SUN-DRIED PRAIRIE MARSHAL.
TO THE WRONG WAVELENGTH, NARDO.
MEANING WHAT?
UNDERNEATH:
THE OVERSIZE HAT,
FROM BOSTON.
BOSTON?
LOOK, MAN, LONG AGO,
HE FIGURED:
THE BEST WAY TO RUB UP AGAINS MONEY WAS TO BE A TEXAN.
BUT THAT ITALIAN
MAJORED:
IN ROMANCE LANGUAGES
SCHOOLHOUSE BY THE NAME OF YALE.
YALE? BUT --
BUT MOLLY DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS DECEPTION, DOES SHE?
LOOK, MAN, IF YOU'RE GONNA WALK
ON MY CANVAS,
THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS PU A LITTLE CRIMSON ON YOUR SOLES.
DID YOU SEE WIDGE THIS MORNING, MR. B--
SIT DOWN, MISS THATCHER.
THANK YOU.
DID YOU SEE WIDGET THIS MORNING?
RESISTANCE LEVEL -- 59.
YES. WELL, EVERYBODY HITS
A LUCKY FLUKE?!
MISS THATCHER, I'VE BEEN WANTING
I'VE BEEN WATCHING
YOU'VE GROWN HARD.
THAT TENDER, LOVELY LOOK
IS GONE.
NOW THEY GLINT.
NO, I HAVE TO COME RIGHT OU AND SAY IT.
THIS CRASS COMMERCIAL WORLD
HAS COARSENED YOU.
NO, MISS THATCHER, I WOULDN' WANT IT ON MY CONSCIENCE
THAT I TOOK:
TRANSFORM HER:
INTO A HEARTLESS, GRASPING
I-I CAN'T JUST BEAR SITTING BY
AND WATCHING:
I HAVE A DAUGHTER YOUR AGE, MOLLY.
I MAY CALL YOU MOLLY, MAY I NOT?
BUT REALLY,
YOU'LL BE MUCH HAPPIER IN TEXAS.
TEXAS?
THAT'S RIGHT --
I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A TICKER TAPE:
OOH, THAT DOUBLE-CROSSING
SIDEWINDER!
NOW, MOLLY,
NOW, LOOK, MR. BEAR,
AND I'M STAYING HERE
ON WALL STREET.
IN THREE MINUTES.
WE REVOKED YOUR:
SECURITY DEALER'S REGISTRATION.
IN WASHINGTON BY NOW.
HELLO?
HELLO. HENRY?
LISTEN, HENRY,
HOW LONG DO YOU WANT US TO KEEP
DRILLING HOLES IN MASSACHUSETTS?
You know, this is gonna
run you into money.
AND PACK UP,
AND I'LL SEE YOU
DOWN IN TEXAS.
SEE YA.
TEXAS.
HE EVEN WENT SO FAR AS TO HAVE
MR. BEAR REVOKE MY REGISTRATION.
A MAN COULD GET, AND NOW I KNOW.
I DON'T GET IT.
THE PAJAMA GAME.
A FEW HOURS AGO, I THOUGH HE WAS A MAN, NOT A SNAKE.
HELLO? YES.
OH, LEONARD,
ALL RIGHT.
MAKE IT QUICK.
HE WHAT?!
ARE YOU SURE?!
OH, THAT FRAUD!
DO YOU REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME
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