![Find The Wheeler Dealers on Amazon](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYzFiZDFhZjAtNDNkMi00MDM3LTgwNTktOTMwY2U4ODBhMDBhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMzU4Nzk4MDI@._V1_SX300.jpg)
The Wheeler Dealers Page #2
TO JAPAN.
I DIDN'T MAKE BEANS
ON THAT DEAL.
AGAIN, YOU MADE A KILLING, HUH?
AND YOU, ACHILLES.
OF ALL PEOPLE TO HOLD OUT ON ME.
WHEN WE HAD:
THOSE TANKER CHARTERS
IN THE SUEZ,
ALL THAT NAIL-POLISH REMOVER
THAT I LIKED.
THAT WAS COMPLICATED.
YEAH.
JUST REMEMBER, BOYS.
SOLD ME SHOR HAS COME OU AHEAD OF THE GAME YET.
NOW, I WANT $100,000 FROM EACH
Len:
WELL...I'VE ALWAYS BEEN
A PERCENTAGE PLAYER, HENRY.
COUNT ME IN.
I'LL GO ALONG
FOR THE RIDE.
IT'S AGAINS MY BETTER JUDGMENT...
THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.
- OKAY, BOY.
- RIGHTO.
Bear:
LET'S GET TOTHAT LIST, WHITBY.
UM, MEGLO MANITOBA
IRON ORE.
FOR $3 A SHARE.
A 61-CENT BID.
COST $14...
SIX-CENT BID.
THAT YET?
UNLOAD THE REAL DOGS, BULLARD.
MY BOY, SOMEWHERE IN
THIS VAST, VERDANT,
STUPID ENOUGH:
OFFSHORE OIL.
FIND THEM.
YES, SIR.
BULLARD --
UNIVERSAL WIDGET.
BOUGHT IT.
I-I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND OU ANYTHING ABOUT IT.
IS GROWING:
INCREASINGLY:
WIDGET-CONSCIOUS.
WHAT IS A WIDGET, BULLARD?
I DON'T KNOW.
ASK INDUSTRY.
HERE'S A HAPPIER ITEM.
REACTOR ENGINES.
SIX YEARS AGO,
SOLD IT YESTERDAY
FOR $61.
[ CHUCKLES ] $61, EH?
WELL, THAT'S THE LIST.
ECONOMY --
THAT'S THE ANSWER.
NO MORE LONG-DISTANCE
PHONE CALLS.
TO PICK UP SOME LUNCHEON CHECKS.
LAST MAN OUT AT NIGH HAS TO MAKE SURE
THAT HE TURNS OU ALL THE LIGHTS.
YOU KNOW, THE KIND THAT COME OU ONE SHEET AT A TIME.
NOT RUB.
BULLARD.
AND WE'VE GOT TO
LET SOMEBODY GO.
BULLARD.
GO, THERE'LL BE TALK.
RIGHT, IF WE LE ANY OF THE BOYS GO.
BUT, UH,
AROUND HERE.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
THAT'S ONE WAY WE CAN CU EXPENSES WITHOUT CAUSING TALK.
BESIDES, EVERYBODY KNOWS
FOR INSTANCE.
THERE'S YOUR REASON.
WHERE'S SHE GOING?
HER LUNCH CLUB, I THINK.
WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED
WE GOT TO KEEP THEM OFF BALANCE,
DISORGANIZED,
CLAWING AND SCRATCHING
AT EACH OTHER.
OTHERWISE, THEY MIGHT TURN ON US
LIKE MAD DOGS.
MANY THINGS ARE MADE OF STEEL --
BRIGHT, SHINING, FAITHFUL STEEL
AT HOME.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WITH AN INTERESTING STATISTIC
SPECIAL IMPORTANCE TO WOMEN --
THE BOBBY PIN.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ GROANING ]
NOW, THE VALUE
THAT GOES INTO:
ONE YEAR'S PRODUCTION
IS GREATER:
[ CHUCKLES ]
ARE PROUD?
THANK YOU, LADIES,
FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
MR. WILSON,
FOR INSTANCE,
BE AFFECTED:
IN SECTION 17
WELL, YOUNG LADY, WE'D HAVE TO
AND SHARPEN THEM
TO ANSWER THAT ONE, WOULDN'T WE?
[ CHUCKLES ]
SAY YOU RAISED:
WHAT EFFECT WOULD
FOREIGN COMPETITION HAVE
CONSIDERING:
FREIGHT COSTS?
WELL, THAT'S SOMETHING
THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE DETERMINED
COOLLY, LOGICALLY,
THE AMERICAN CONSUMER AT HEART.
BUT WHAT WOULD:
THE FIGURES BE?
OH, BUT I SEE THAT I'M OVERDUE
CHARMING LADIES ADIEU.
MR. WILSON.
YOU'RE UPPERMOS IN OUR THOUGHTS.
OH, WHAT'S THE USE?
THEY TREAT US LIKE SECRETARIES
AND HOUSEWIVES --
JUST WOMEN.
INSULTING.
ABSOLUTELY INSULTING.
DID YOU GET THAT BI ABOUT THE KITCHEN?
THAT'S A LAUGH.
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE
TAKE US SERIOUSLY?
BECAUSE THEY DON'T THINK WOMEN
AND WE HAVE.
THEY WON'T LET US ON THE FLOOR
FOR SECURITIES,
WE'LL SHOW THEM!
WE HAVE RIGHTS!
AND WE'RE NOT EMOTIONAL,
AND WE'RE NOT EXCITABLE!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING,
SILVERWARE CLINKING ]
YOU DESERVE A SHOT AT SOMETHING
REALLY BIG, THATCHER.
OF COURSE, I'LL ADMI I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS
BUT NOW WE'VE ALL COME TO THINK
WELL, THANK YOU,
MR. BEAR.
GIVE YOU A CHANCE
REAL SALESMANSHIP.
CALLED UNIVERSAL WIDGET,
OUGHT TO SHARE:
OF COURSE, YOU UNDERSTAND
THE EVER-INCREASINGLY
DOMINANT ROLE:
THAT WIDGETS PLAY
OH, CERTAINLY, MR. BEAR.
THAT'S MY BOY.
WIDGETS... WIDGETS...
WIDGETS.
UNIVERSAL WIDGET,
WHIPPLETON, MASSACHUSETTS.
FOUNDED 1844.
THE PRESIDENT,
THADDEUS WHIPPLE.
DIRECTORS LEMUEL WHIPPLE,
NEAHMIAH WHIPPLE, ISAAC WHIPPLE.
NO ANNUAL MEETING
SINCE 1894.
OH, BOY.
Henry:
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.I'D APPRECIATE I IF YOU COULD DIRECT ME
TO THE OFFICE:
OF MR. BULLARD BEAR.
OH, UH...
THATAWAY?
FIRST DOOR THERE.
MUCH OBLIGED.
FOR THE FORWARDNESS OF THE
REMARK I'M ABOUT TO MAKE, MA'AM,
MAKES YOUR EYES:
REAL PRETTY BLUE,
LIKE A PRAIRIE FLOWER,
SORT OF.
[ SIGHS ]
DID I HEAR WRONG, OR DID THA MAN ACTUALLY SAY "THATAWAY"?
THATAWAY?
THATAWAY.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The Wheeler Dealers" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 27 Aug. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_wheeler_dealers_21629>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In