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THAT THIS OFFICE
SOME OF THAT INCOME, MR. BEAR.
NOW, I'VE GOT SOME
PARTICIPATIONS OPEN
THAT'LL GIVE YOU
THAT AN OUTFIT IN YOUR BRACKE REALLY NEEDS.
MR. TYROON, THIS YEAR
ON SOMETHING ELSE, THOUGH.
YOU KNOW:
OH, YEAH.
NICE -- VERY NICE PEOPLE, YEAH.
LAST NIGHT.
RIG? LAST NIGHT?
YOU KNOW,
GULF AND TOPPLED OVER AND SANK.
THEY GOT EVERYBODY OFF IN TIME,
THOUGH, THANK GOODNESS.
THANK GOODNESS.
DR. PFEIFFER? CHARLIE RALEIGH
AT BEAR, OSGOOD, AND WHITBY.
ON GREAT EASTERN OFFSHORE OIL.
SUNK SOMETHING --
SOMETHING BIG:
THIS MAY BE:
YOUR LAST CHANCE
AT THIS PRICE.
I DIDN'T LET YOU KNOW IN TIME.
UH, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD WOMEN
OH, THAT'S MOLLY THATCHER,
SPECIALIZING:
WIDGETS, HUH?
QUITE A BOOM NOW,
SHE TELLS ME.
WELL, I'M CERTAINLY INTERESTED
IN BOOMING INDUSTRIES.
I CERTAINLY MIGHT.
I'VE HAD MY EYES ON WIDGE FOR QUITE SOME TIME NOW.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GE OUR MISS THATCHER FOR YOU.
WELL, MR. TYROON,
ACTUALLY, I'VE JUST STARTED
ON WIDGET,
BUT ONE THING:
IT'S A VITAL COMPANY,
BUT A SMALL ONE.
VERY RAPIDLY.
AND SECURE.
THE NEW ENGLAND AREA MAKES IT --
MR. TYROON, PLEASE.
OH, I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
AND I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D NOTICE.
ANYTHING I'VE SAID ABOUT WIDGET?
ESTABLISHED 1844,
OLD AND SECURE,
STRATEGIC POSITION
AND YOU SURE GO MIGHTY PRETTY HAIR.
UM, THE COMPANY'S
AND EXPERIENCED.
EXCUSE ME.
MOLLY THATCHER SPEAKING.
OH, HI, LEONARD.
NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M ALMOST FINISHED.
OH, IT IS?
WELL, LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU
AND I'LL STOP BY THE MARKE AND PICK US UP SOME CHIANTI,
SOME SCALLOPINI, ALL RIGHT?
UNTIL YOUR NERVES
ARE SOOTHED, OKAY?
FINE. BYE-BYE.
NOW, THEN, MR. TYROON.
UH, MR. TYROON.
WHOO-HOO.
HMM?
OH, EXCUSE ME.
A MILLION MILES AWAY JUST THEN.
YES.
WELL, I-I'M SORRY.
I-I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS IN THE WAY
OF YOUR PLANS.
I GUESS WE BETTER TAKE THIS UP
ANOTHER TIME, HUH?
MR. TYROON.
WELL, NOW,
I REALLY WOULD:
ABOUT THESE WIDGETS,
EXCEPT THE ONLY FREE TIME I HAVE
IS, UH, DINNER TONIGHT.
OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.
I HAVE A DATE.
FOR ANYTHING.
NOW, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN' MAKE IT ANY OTHER TIME?
CROSS MY HEART.
WELL...
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, THEN -- 7:30.
A CAB UPTOWN.
OH, MR. TYROON,
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A CAB
I'LL SHOW YOU
TO THE SUBWAY.
IS THIS WAY.
HOWDY, PARTNER.
HOWDY.
SOME OTHER WAY, THEN.
FROM THE L.A. BANK,
BILLY JOE.
OF MONEY TOMORROW.
YEAH.
HI.
HI, MOLLY.
NOPE. JUST ME.
YOU GOT LEONARD:
NO, NOT TONIGHT.
THIS TIME IT'S DINNER
WITH A CLIENT -- A TEXAN.
OOH.
MY DEAR.
BOOTS AND ALL.
IS JUST ANOTHER GUY ON THE MAKE.
ARE CONSTRUCTED.
YOU KNOW, I DON'T LIKE WHAT'S
DOWNTOWN A GIRL HAS TO BE TWICE
ON THIS FOR SOME SORT OF REASON.
ON WALL STREET,
YOU'RE EVERY MAN'S RIVAL.
UPTOWN, I SMILE,
AND I GET A $5 RAISE.
ANYWAY,
IS GOING TO HAVE TO WAN SOMETHING MORE THAN A CHIEF COOK
AND BOTTLE WASHER.
SOONER OR LATER, FATE, IN
THE FORM OF THE DIAPER SERVICE,
MUST COME KNOCKING
AT THE DOOR.
I'LL TAKE LATER.
I'LL TAKE SOONER.
- MMM.
- OOH.
EVERY MAN:
LIKE IT'S SOME SOR OF WONDER DRUG,
A CURE-ALL FOR EVERYTHING --
COLDS, PLEURISY, ARTHRITIS.
CAVITIES?
IN YOUR TEETH?
SURE.
WHEN YOU'RE TENSE, YOU HAVE
WHEN YOU GET RID OF THE TENSION,
DON'T TELL ME.
LET ME GUESS.
SAY, WHY DON'T YOU EVER UNDRESS
IN THE BATHROOM?
BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR YOU
FROM THE BATHROOM.
OH.
WELL, AT LEAST LEONARD SPARES ME
ALL THAT JAZZ.
I DON'T KNOW.
SOMEPLACE WHERE HE CAN' PUT HIS BOOTS ON THE TABLE
- OH, LEONARD.
- EVENING.
YOU KNOW DR. PFEIFFER
DURING MY SESSIONS.
WELL, I KNOW, LEONARD,
BUT I'M SORRY.
DINNER DATE,
BECAUSE I HAVE A VERY URGEN BUSINESS APPOINTMENT.
ANOTHER NIGHT. I PROMISE.
NO VEAL SCALLOPINI?
NO SOFT MUSIC?
WITH A CLIENT.
WHAT EXCUSE:
IT'S NOT A REJECTION.
IT'S A CLIENT.
THE SUBCONSCIOUS REASON
YOU'RE REJECTING ME,
MASCULINE-FEMININE ROLE
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