The Wheeler Dealers Page #4
WHICH YOU HAVE --
STOCK. MONEY.
ABOUT MONEY?
IT'S REFUSE, DIRT.
A FAST MUD PIE.
NOW, GOOD NIGHT, LEONARD.
PRETTY SOON.
I'LL BE AT SONIA'S.
WELL, HOWDY, LEONARD.
EVENING, MA'AM.
BROUGHT YOU SOME FLOWERS.
OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
HOWDY, MA'AM.
THAT'S MY ROOMMATE,
ELOISE COTT.
HOLY COW.
UH, I, UH, GUESS I BETTER
I FEEL A LITTLE SHOR IN THE SADDLE.
YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY
WELL, I ALWAYS FIGURED
TONIGHT, MA'AM?
WELL, THERE'S A LITTLE PLACE
SORT OF A NEIGHBORHOOD
ATMOSPHERE.
IT'S CALLED
"THE VERY DEAR PIG,"
THANK YOU.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
A RESERVATION.
OH, SURE.
EXCUSE ME.
WAIT AT THE BAR, MONSIEUR,
PERHAPS TWO, THREE HOURS.
AH! MONSIEUR DUGLACE,
MADAME, BONSOIR!
LE NUMERAL QUATRE POUR
MERCI.
YES.
EXCUSE ME.
UH, CLYDE, I DON'T THINK
YOU UNDERSTOOD THE LADY.
YOU GO ALL THOSE EMPTY TABLES,
RIGHT NOW.
MONSIEUR, WHEN I SAY
THREE HOURS,
DE IMIGRACIN, EH?
PARA UNO PICCOLO
DE TU QUOTA.
UN GRANDE AMIGO:
DE ELIOT NESS.
CERTAMENTE, SIGNORE.
CERTAMENTE.
IL TRADIRE DIECI
PER SIGNORE QUEEN.
AVANTI.
THANK YOU.
MONSIEUR.
WAS THAT ITALIAN?
MOST FRENCH HEADWAITERS
ARE ITALIAN.
NO, MA'AM.
NO, MA'AM.
THAT'S JUST A LITTLE
WETBACK SPANISH.
OH.
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
YOU, UH, REALLY DO
LIKE THIS PLACE, HUH?
MADAME, MONSIEUR, MAY I SUGGES A SPECIALTY OF THE HOUSE?
FILET DE SOLE MONACO.
OH, EXCUSE ME, FRIEND.
YES, SIR?
WHAT'S THAT KEY FOR?
THAT'S THE KEY
THE DOOR MUST BE 50 FEET HIGH.
OF THE HOUSE?
OH, WELL,
I THINK I'LL HAVE
THE POULET FLAMB
EXCELLENT.
EXCELLENT CHOICE.
YOU, MONSIEUR?
UH...
OH, THAT'S CHICKEN
UH, CHUCK-WAGON STEW
UH, WAITER,
YES. OF COURSE.
I'LL BET YOU A SHAVE
THAT OLD HENRY'S ON TO SOMETHING
REAL GOOD.
OKAY, I'LL SEE
AND RAISE YOU:
TWO SHOESHINES.
RAISE YOU A SHAVE,
AND LOAN YOU:
MY HELICOPTER.
- OH, THAT'S GOOD WINE.
- MM-HMM.
AND AREN'T YOU GLAD I MADE YOU
I SURE AM.
THAT CHICKEN'S THE MOS I'VE HAD TO DRINK
NOW, MR. TYROON,
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT WIDGETS.
I SURE DO.
EVER GET MIXED UP WITH WIDGETS?
ON WALL STREET,
AND HOW COME:
I'M NOT MARRIED?
WELL, NOW, I WASN'T GONNA GET TO
I'M IMPRESSED
BY YOUR DIRECTNESS.
MR. TYROON,
GETTING MARRIED:
AND I LIKE WALL STREET,
ACCEPTED THERE.
WELL, YOU MEAN
THEM FELLAS DOWNTOWN
ARE GIVING YOU:
A HARD TIME?
UH-HUH, AND IF I CAN PUT WIDGE OVER, I'M ON MY WAY.
I MAY EVEN BE THE NEXT PRESIDEN OF THE WOMEN SECURITY ANALYSTS.
WELL, SINCE WE'RE DOING
THIS LEONARD,
OH, NO, NO. NO.
HE'S AN ART CRITIC
AND VERY INTELLIGENT.
HOW LONG:
HAVE I KNOWN HIM.
WHOO-EE.
THERE'S NO POIN IN MESSING WITH YOU.
ALL THE WAY.
BRIGHT GIRLS.
I'M BRIGHT?
MM-HMM.
OH, SO DO I,
AND NOBODY EVER TELLS ME THAT.
WHENEVER ANYBODY
WANTS TO SCORE POINTS WITH ME,
THEY TELL ME I'M PRETTY.
AND I GET SO TIRED
WHEN ACTUALLY,
I-I'VE DONE S-SOME VERY...
INTELLIGENT...
THOUGHTFUL WORK.
Wilson:
HEY! HEY, GOOD BUDDY!
EVERYTHING'S
GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
LITTLE PUPPY,
WELL, HOWDY, HENRY.
EVENING, MA'AM.
Both:
EVENING, MA'AM.HOWDY, HENRY.
HOWDY, BOYS.
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEE JAY RAY SPENALBEE,
RAY JAY POTTS, AND J.R. WILSON.
- HI.
- HI.
- HI.
NO. HELLO.
IT'S A PLEASURE, MA'AM,
I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT YOUR
PRETTIER.
[ LAUGHS ]
SAY, NOW, HENRY,
AND I'LL TAKE
AN EIGHTH.
WELL, UH,
I'LL TELL YOU, BOYS,
I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING
GOING JUST NOW.
ASSOCIATED WITH ME
IN A COUPLE:
OF MY VENTURES.
OH, COME ON, NOW, HENRY.
HONEST, BOYS, I'M JUST OU FOR A NICE SOCIABLE DINNER.
IS THAT TRUE, MA'AM?
YES, THAT'S TRUE.
HOW IS THE CHOW, MA'AM?
WELL, IT'S JUST ABOU THE BEST IN THE WORLD --
WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE
TO ENJOY IT.
YOU, UH, REALLY LIKE
THIS PLACE, HUH?
UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES,
WELL, PEOPLE HAVE
A DIFFERENT IDEA ABOUT HEAVEN.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
THERE'S A FEW INTERESTING PRINCIPLES.
I MEAN, IT'S GO A HIGH MARGIN.
YOU KEEP THE PEOPLE
PACKED IN THERE.
AT A DOLLAR AND A HALF A SHOT,
TASTES LIKE ANYWAY.
OH, YEAH, THEY GOT THEM
LITTLE PULLEY CARTS.
FIRE INSURANCE.
YOU, UH, REALLY, REALLY
LIKE IT HERE?
YES.
WOULD YOU HAVE HIM CALL ME BACK?
Bear:
Miss Thatcher?YES, MR. BEAR?
What's new
with that widget thing
we gave you
several days ago?
WELL, I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO DO THE RESEARCH,
BUT THE COMPANY:
What about that Texan
we set you up with?
I-I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE
TO REACH HIM.
Well, don't let him get away,
Miss Thatcher.
Speed things up. We've got to
get on to other things.
[ CLICK ]
[ SIGHS ]
OTHERWISE,
ONE MONTH,
OUT SHE GOES.
LEONARD, I SYMPATHIZE,
BUT I CAN'T LISTEN
OF MY OWN.
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