Think Like a Man Too Page #6

He doesn't have a gold

card. That's the problem.

Dude, one of you guys

gotta research that for him.

You know what? You gotta just look that

up yourself, but it's a good investment.

Let me get you this. This is

where we gonna be at tonight.

Just read it, guys!

It's a flyer, man!

Here, Floyd? Floyd, can you see me?

Let me slide it.

Floyd, can you get that?

Get the flyer.

Floyd, did you see it? All

right, that's where we at, man.

I'm gonna come check this out.

Cool. Well, okay...

You know, you all goin'.

'Cause you all got stuff to

do. Goin', man. Thank you again.

- There goes Justin Bieber's best friend!

- Champ, champ, champ!

In this battle of the sexes, whichever group

came back with the best stories would win,

and I was determined to

keep us ahead of the girls.

This is where it

happens at, fellas. Okay?

We on home base right now, casino

floor. Now look, let's pick our poison.

- What is your problem, Bennett?

- Where you goin"?

Slots! Pharaoh's fortune.

Tish gave me 200 bucks to

gamble with this weekend.

Bennett, you walking around with a purse

on, you talking about playing slots?

What is your problem?

It's a fanny-pack,

it's not a purse.

I don't care what it is,

it's attached to your spine!

- What's wrong with slots?

- Everything is wrong with slots!

We're not a group of old women that

just bussed in here from Bakersfield!

Now listen to me. We

came here as a group

and we gonna play as a

group. Let's play Blackjack.

I only played blackjack

once and I lost 300 bucks.

- So what?

- I lost 600.

Spring Break, my junior year, it was my

entire money for weed the whole semester.

- I almost dropped out of school.

- Okay, now. Hey! Hey!

Y'all got negativity

floating all in the air!

I'ma take it, and I'ma put it

in my pocket, and guess what?

You're not getting that back. Okay?

Now we will keep the fun train going.

Let's keep tchoo-tchooing, guys!

You rolling with the

pros. Just follow our lead.

- Thank you, Dom! Thank you.

- No!

Guys, there comes a time in a man's

life when he has to take a stand.

- Can I go play slots?

- Take your ass to that slot machine.

- Don't bring that negative energy here!

- Is there a bathroom that way?

What are you doing? Mike?

- Guys, can I get a second with Mike?

- Guys, I'm just going to the...

- Just y'all go ahead. Just go ahead.

- Take all the time you want.

Dude, what is going on?

I cannot do the job that you asked

me to do if you don't allow it.

I got a great time for you,

man. I got some sh*t set up.

We gonna have a good... Dom!

I told you don't pick no table!

Ladies, shall we?

Damn it!

- Hit me.

- You split those!

- You said never split the aces!

- I said always split the aces!

You feeling all right?

Don't be getting in my head,

Randy, all right? Hit it.

Damn it!

Hit me, baby, hit me!

The greens are how much?

Twenty-five.

Oh, God! You gotta be kidding me!

Ced, Ced, come on, man.

I'll give you some chips!

No!

- This ain't over, Randy.

- I'm here every night, son.

This ain't over.

Yes, can I please have

a martini, straight up?

Come here, come here,

come here. Cancel that.

Candace.

Alcohol is the leading cause

of hangovers and bloating.

I am glad I'm not the bride.

Ladies, I've got another surprise.

Tickets to see Dionne Warwick

tonight, fifth row center!

Score!

Dionne Warwick?

Yeah, you... You told me you and your

mother love Dionne Warwick, right?

Right, but I...

Good, then. It's settled.

Thanks, Candace.

Hanover bridal party

is right over there.

- Uncle Eddie?

- Ladies.

Uncle Eddie! What

are you doing here?

I had to come and toast my favorite

little niece before her big day!

- I got your message.

- Thank you.

Miss Loretta.

I'm so sorry to hear about the

untimely passing of Deacon Johnson.

I know what it's like

to have loved and lost.

If there's anything, and I do

mean anything I can do to help,

just let me know.

Now, how many times have you

used that line on a woman?

I've said it plenty of times to

plenty of women, Miss Loretta.

But it's the first time

I've said it to a lady.

Excuse me, she also has tickets

to go see Dionne Warwick tonight.

- And no one to go with.

- Nobody.

Dionne Warwick? No kidding.

You know, my church choir just

sang I Say a Little Prayer...

Hallelujah!

If you'd allow me to buy

one of these tickets...

No, no! You can have mine.

- Please.

- Take mine!

Hey, hey, hey!

I'd love to accompany you.

How about it's my treat? I mean, after

all, That's What Friends Are For.

Looks like Miss "Whore-etta"

is back in the saddle.

Momentum had suddenly swung

in the girls' direction.

And the guys were about to commit

the first of many turnovers.

Word on the street is, Kristen is

trying to have a baby like right now, J.

Right?

Word on the street. Yeah. No,

we're both really excited about it.

When you ain't getting no sex,

let's see how excited you are.

- You ain't lying about that!

- "I don't feel sexy right now."

You ready for fatherhood or what?

- Fatherhood's gonna be awesome, Jeremy.

- Thanks, Big Mouth.

I think Jeremy's fears

are somewhat justified.

Think about it. How does

a child raise a child?

Zeke, really?

- Finally!

- You too, Mike?

No, my frat brothers. Isaac

and Terrell just got in town.

These two are the biggest

party animals I've ever met.

Hopefully, they can contain you.

'Cause you such a wild animal.

Maybe you can find a water park.

Chef. The tasting

menu is exquisite.

My friends and I, we

thank you. It's incredible.

He has to say that. How

about the rest of you?

- How about perfection?

- It's amazing.

Michel, a round of

whatever it is they want.

So, fellas, if you could spare

your friend, I have a few minutes

if you want a tour

of the restaurant.

Lead the way.

I love Ratatouille.

It's one of my favorites.

So, Dominic,

I took a look over your prospectus,

and I must say I'm very impressed.

But I'm not looking to

invest in another restaurant.

Right.

'Cause I am opening

a new one myself

and I'm in the market

for a new sous chef.

And I think you are my guy.

Me?

Your new sous chef?

Well, say something.

Are you really offering

this to me? Now?

Your fusion tapas inspired

a whole new entree,

which is a fancy way

of saying I stole them.

I can't believe this is happening.

Did I mention my last three sous chefs

went on to create their own restaurants?

- That's the dream.

- And you could be next.

They are breaking ground on the

new space at Planet Hollywood.

Why don't you stop and take a look?

Planet Hollywood? Here in Vegas?

Excuse me, Chef?

I really think this can be huge.

Yeah.

I'm very excited about this.

Oh, boy.

Ladies. You guys. I'm gonna

say goodnight to you now.

Thank you so much for including

me in the day, it was so much fun.

- It was our pleasure.

- Thank you.

Tish, what are you

gonna do tonight?

Well, I'm gonna

have a "mom-cation".

I'm going to play the

slots a little bit by myself

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