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and then I'll just go nose
around the gift shops by myself,
take selfies with
the statues by myself.
I don't know, just like
drink alone in my room.
It might be a crazy night, but
you're more than welcome to join us.
- That's so sweet.
- Yeah, come.
Fine, I'll do it!
I do not wanna be alone
in my room in Vegas.
Okay, Tish.
If you're gonna join the bachelorette
party, I have one cardinal rule.
- You must dress up.
- Yeah.
Yeah, because we have to be
able to get into the club.
So you're gonna have to pull
- Like, belt it?
- No.
You know what? I have
a different twin set.
That's rule number two, is that
you can't wear a twin set ever.
Okay.
Get a cute little dress
and some shoes, some heels.
These are the highest heels I'm allowed
to wear, because I have rolling arches.
Well, this is all I brought, so I don't
know what else you want me to wear.
Bebe!
Come, come, come.
Shots up!
To Mike! I'm sending
you off the right way.
I'm the best best
man anybody can have!
You want Ceddy, baby?
Coco, did I ever tell you
that I love a woman in uniform?
Did I tell you I love a woman
without a uniform? Go, Coco!
Dom. You all right?
- Yeah, I'm good.
- You been really down since dinner.
- Seriously, what's up, man?
- Stop babysitting your drink, Dom.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Oh, yes, you are fine.
No, Dom, we can see when the wheels
are turning, man. Come on, outwith it.
Chef Cotillard offered me a job.
- What did he say?
- The Chef offered him a gig.
That's huge, Dom!
- That's a celebration right there.
- Especially if I take it.
- Why wouldn't you take it?
- It's in Vegas.
- Lauren and I live in LA.
- This is a pattern with him.
It's called the Dom Syndrome.
- It's called, he's officially her b*tch.
- That, too.
What are you all talking about?
We talking about the fact that she
dumped you, and you took her back!
- I know what I want.
- Stop!
So, now you telling me you gonna
give up the job of your dreams,
the job that could make
you, for that woman?
- For the woman.
- Spoken like a true...
Do not say it again.
You swimming in the Kool-Aid.
What good is a dream job
if he's gonna be miserable?
Let me ask you a question. Do
you all synchronize your cycles?
There's an app for
that, and I'm serious.
But wait, I got one
question, then I'ma back off.
Do you honestly believe that
she would do the same for you?
Wait a minute!
Good question, Zeke. How
do you do it? Tell me.
Can we have Coco
to the main stage?
Let me help you down. Jesus.
Excuse me, Coco. Thank
you for the dancing.
It's show time. My frat brothers,
Isaac and Terrell? They just showed up.
There they go!
What's up, man? I'm Cedric.
I'm the best man with
the plan. What's up, baby?
Ced, it's not them.
There they go!
Birds of a feather
all flock together.
What fraternity did Mike pledge?
Abercrombie and Fitch Epsilon.
This is Isaac and this is Terrell.
What kinda white woman
names her son Terrell?
I'm just messing with you!
- Chain him up!
- Get it on.
Guys, guys, guys!
Why didn't you think of that, Zeke?
don't put chains on black men.
White men put chains
on black men. Django.
D is silent. I saw that movie.
Guys, what's a pickaninny?
Guys, you gotta meet my
frat brothers. This is Isaac.
- How are you doing, little guy?
- And this is Terrell, guys.
guys, and none of it is true.
Where are your drinks,
ladies? Come on! What is this?
Is this a Shirley
Temple and a club soda?
- You gotta take this night...
Absolutely. You and me are
gonna die tonight. Let's go.
I told you, you're
gonna love these guys.
Yes!
Come on, Tish!
Girl, those are three-inch heels.
- Miss Harris? I'm JP, your driver.
- Yes?
Ladies, your ride awaits.
Wait! This is our ride?
It is now!
Wait, you stole the boys' ride?
Genius!
- After you, ladies!
- I love that!
- How are they gonna get around?
- Who cares? That's not our problem.
What the hell is this?
This isn't my ride. I ordered the pimped-out
party bus with a stripper pole in it.
- It's got a pole.
- Cedric, what the hell is that?
Zeke, don't start, man.
I'm liking your gay vibe, man.
Stop. Everybody stop for a second.
Do we look like a group of guys that's
gonna roll to a spot in something like this?
As a matter of fact, you do.
Man, this is Vegas.
I've seen it all.
Are you gonna get in the car? 'Cause
you're getting charged regardless.
Dude, I'm not gonna argue
with you. We walking.
Ced, you know how long
- Let's do it!
- I'm getting in the car, bro.
20% gratuity is non-refundable.
The women had not only taken our
ride, they had taken our mojo.
All right, what's on the agenda?
Actually, I have about 10
agendas for us this evening.
I fear them already.
As you should.
Okay, the first one is...
Is someone vibrating?
- You're not gonna answer that, are you?
- Put it on silent.
I have to get this.
Hello, Lauren Harris.
Please hold for Lee Fox.
- Who wants a cocktail?
- Me!
All right.
That food was garlicky.
You guys got any gum?
I think I have something
in my purse, side pocket.
- I'll have one of those.
- I definitely need one.
Me, me, me.
- And a Benadryl, if you have one.
- Pass me one.
Earthy.
- Lauren, it's Lee.
- Hi, Lee.
All I can say is
congratulations. It's unanimous.
You're officially COO of
our global media group.
Did you hear me?
Yes. I'm...
I'm just, I'm stunned.
I'm speechless.
Welcome to the Big Apple, Lauren
Harris. And to the big leagues.
Now go, have fun
with your bridesmaids.
We'll lunch on Monday.
Okay, here we go. There you go.
Are you okay?
Lauren?
- Someone's gonna throw up later.
- You're ready to party.
Let's go!
Vegas!
- Hello, Sofia. How are you?
- I'm wonderful, Zeke.
Guys, guys.
This is the lovely Sofia.
Sofia, this is the boys.
- Hello.
- Hey.
- How's it going?
- Easy. Easy.
- Let's go. Take your time, man.
- Let's give him some space.
So, how are you?
Zeke had to call a time-out after
running into yet another old flame,
who made it clear her life
was much better without him.
Turns out that he was still holding on
to the fantasized memories of his past!
But the real question was, if ladies
no longer saw him as Zeke the Freak,
then who was he?
Let me ask you something, how
did you let that slip away?
I think I was just an a**hole.
Sometimes, you gotta wait
to find the right woman.
The perfect woman. And
that's who you marry.
Zeke ain't getting married!
What the hell is going on?
We here to have a
bachelor party, men!
Can we do that?
Saying the same thing over
and over again to you all, man.
Nobody answer any phones.
- Solidarity, brothers!
- I like that.
Gailzilla ain't gonna
mess up my trip this time.
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