Think Like a Man Too Page #8

What did you call me, Cedric?

You know I can hear you.

What do you want, Gail?

Why the hell do I have over

$40,000 worth of charges

- on my frozen company credit card?

- What're you talkin' about, 40,000 what?

You're dead, Cedric.

You are dead!

Baby, who you talking to?

- Who was that?

- I gotta go.

- Gail!

- This isn't over.

Everything all right, C?

I gotta... God damn it!

Is Gail here?

Don't worry about

it, I'll go get him.

You guys go ahead. I'll

meet you at Planet Hollywood.

This music is so intense!

Yeah. The beat just

moved right through me.

I feel like I'm on a conveyor belt.

These b*tches are trippin'!

Excuse me. I'm so sorry. Sorry.

Hey, Marcel!

Mr. Ward. How can I help you?

I think there's a little

glitch with my bill.

Well, let's have a look, shall we?

I booked the Constantine Villa under a

very special promotion on my gold card

- for 4,000 a night.

- No. "Off."

I'm sorry, what?

Pardon? What'd you say?

The promotion is for

$4,000 discount a night.

Normally, the Constantine

is $44,000 a night,

but with your special promotion,

you are getting an amazing savings.

Plus, you're getting

40,000 gold points.

I don't give a damn

about them gold points.

You know what, Marcel?

- Actually, you know what I just realized?

- What?

- That room is too much. It's too big.

- Too big?

'Cause it's too big for one person.

It's cold, it's

lonely. I can't sleep.

Do you think I can move to a

more, lesser, a more lesser room?

- Smaller room?

- Something smaller, with one bed?

Absolutely, I can do that for you.

There would be no additional charge since

you are staying in the Constantine tonight,

which requires our standard

72-hour cancellation.

Oh, God.

But you know, you

know what, Mr. Ward,

I think that we can see to just

charging you for the one night.

- One night?

- Does that help?

Yeah.

Is there something else

I can help you with?

Where is the... Where's the ATM?

The ATM is right there.

Marcel, just say it, where?

- To your right.

- Over here?

- Just right over there.

- Whose is this?

- This is for guests as they enter.

- Well, I need it.

Ced, what happened?

What are you doing?

- I gotta win some money, Dom.

- For what?

- I gotta win money right now.

- Ced, wait! Stop, stop. Talk to me.

- What, Dom, what?

- What happened?

The room was a lot more

than I expected it to be.

All right, cool. So, how much?

$36,000 a night more.

You ain't got it, Dom.

My heart, man!

Give it back, man.

Just give it back.

Ced, one second.

Just tell me what happened.

What do you mean, tell you what happened?

I just told you what happened, Dom!

Am I speaking Spanish?

- I got you.

- No, you don't got me!

What makes it worse is I put the

entire $40,000 on Gail's company card.

- What did you do that for?

- You think I meant to do it? Shut up!

- She gonna kick yo ass.

- No sh*t, Dom!

You're saying everything I know,

you making this a lot worse!

- You think?

- I gotta get my life back and fix it.

The only way I'ma fix

it is the way I know how.

I gotta win my money back.

But Ced, here's the problem. No one

ever wins when they need to in Vegas.

Who are you, Nega-Tron? I got two

words for you, Rain Man.

Rain Man, right, okay,

let me call the guys.

No, you're not calling nobody!

This is Michael's day, man. I'm not

gonna ruin this for him, all right?

And I don't want those guys

around me while I'm gambling!

They gonna throw off my vibe.

Now what I need you to do,

I need you to be my friend.

Be my wingman right

now. Buy me an hour.

All right.

One hour, Dom, that's all I need.

Heart Bar. Meet us

there in one hour.

- One hour, that's all I need.

- One hour, Ced.

I just told you the time,

Dom! Don't say it no more!

Stressing me out!

- What do you think the boys are doing?

- Strip club!

Michael specifically said that he did not

want one of those skanky Vegas ho weekends,

and he hates strip clubs.

Girl, they are men!

And what about his

creepy little best man?

And let's not get started

on his first lieutenant!

I don't give a damn where

they're at or what they're doing

or if they have stoned sperm or

if they even want kids or not!

- What did Jeremy do?

- Not me!

He compared me to

Louis Gossett Jr.!

- No!

- Apparently, I'm not fun anymore.

You are so fun!

- I know! Exactly! Next round's on me.

- Gotcha.

Speaking of fun, for your challenge

at the Gallery Club, Miss Hall,

you have to dance on a bar,

table or in a go-go cage!

No!

You think Jeremy's right?

'Cause they say

where you're at in your sex life

is where you're at in real life.

What if I'm just controlling, you

know? What if I am a drill sergeant?

I'm fun, all right?

I'm fun, okay?

I'm back, Randy.

All right. We're gonna take

you guys back to the '90s.

Hey, here you guys are.

- Cedric okay?

- Yeah, he's good.

Where is my best man?

Still the best. You guys need

another round? It's on me.

I'm full, man.

Cedric got about two more minutes and

then I'm designating you the best man.

You know what? Let's do some shots!

I gotta pee.

Yeah, hurry back.

Told you not to break the seal.

You'll be peeing all night.

All right, let's do another shot.

Guys, I'm ready to go downstairs

to see my best man on a table.

It actually looked like he was up.

Your bachelor party!

Stop it!

Sorry I'm not the perfect woman for

your perfect son, Miss "Whore-etta!"

But I want my white roses, biatch!

Hell, yeah!

They gonna fire you, man!

You ain't gonna be able

to work here no more.

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Miss Harris has quickly risen to the top

of the conglomerate's Los Angeles office,

and will change coast to helm operations

at Yanex's hub in New York City,

one of the nation's biggest...

- What the hell?

- Yes!

- What's going on?

- I texted you like 27 times!

- Listen to me!

- Dude, it's been an hour!

Don't come over here

with that negative energy!

Okay? Not right now, man, I'm up!

I'm up like eight grand,

and I can win a lot more.

Go over there, go throw

a ball or something!

Listen! Are you the best

man or the worst man?

The worst man?

Okay.

I don't see any b*obs in his face.

You know what? You're 100% right.

J. Crew and Ralph

Lauren are right, man.

Dude, I'm serious,

Mike. I've abandoned you.

- You didn't abandon me.

- No, Mike, stop.

I abdicated my duties and my responsibilities

for my own personal wants and needs!

Cedric, you're good,

you just been gambling.

That's not why you

made me best man!

You made me your best man

because I'm responsible.

And you can trust me,

unlike anybody else here.

Tomorrow's a new day,

gentlemen, but tonight,

tonight, Cedric is back

on duty. You hear me? Okay?

Let's go, guys!

And, Randy, it's been a pleasure.

Right behind you, Bennett.

Go ahead, Zeke. Hey.

What did I ask you for?

I said buy me some time.

- I did the best I could!

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