Think Like a Man Too Page #9
- I could have had all the money back, Dom!
Damn!
Guys, it's midnight. It's
midnight. Guys, guys, listen.
And this is not the
alcohol talking, guys,
this is the biggest day
of my life, gentlemen.
This is the day I get to marry
the woman of my dreams, man.
Come here, man. 'Cause
I know how you feel.
This is the 15th.
This is my wedding day.
And there's nobody
I'd rather be with.
Mike, you said today's the 15th?
- Yeah, the day I get to marry Candace.
- Oh, my God, that's a sign.
Mike, stop! I get it.
You're getting married.
People do it every day. Stop.
This is a sign!
- Of our love.
- Mike, will you shut up?
Please! Listen, I lost my
virginity when I was 15, okay?
On the 15th.
Me and Gail have been
separated 15 times. It's a sign!
God, I get it!
It's a sign!
Just calm down!
$10,000 on black 15.
- You're melting down! Get it together!
- Listen to me!
All that negative energy you're putting
in the air, take it out right now!
This is a sign. $10,000,
black 15. Right now. Move.
$10,000 on 15, table max.
- Don't nobody talk to me right now.
- We shouldn't let him do this.
- Cedric, are you serious?
- Zeke, don't talk to me no more.
Somebody say something else to me,
I'm gonna get really upset. It's a sign!
Are you letting him do this?
Black 15.
- Cedric.
- Black 15.
Black 15.
Black 15!
Black 15!
No more bets!
Black 15.
Winner, black 15, winner.
Yes, yes, yes! I told you!
$350,000!
I told you!
Cedric.
- You didn't win.
- Hold on, Zeke. Wait, stop, stop!
Where's my money?
I put $10,000 right there.
I was trying to help you, so
I made a safer bet for you.
- You did what?
- Remember what you said? Negativity...
So, I don't get the $350,000?
- Listen to me!
- Do I have $350,000?
Wait a minute, Ceddy.
Take it out of the air.
Hold on, Zeke. Hold on, man.
I'm gonna choke you out!
Get your hands off me!
I'm gonna kill you,
Zeke! I'm gonna kill you!
Get off of me!
I'm good. Get off me. Where's Zeke
going? I just wanna talk to him.
Zeke, run! He's coming after you!
It was the third quarter, and
it was still anybody's game.
I can't believe you
guys are hungry again.
We need our energy
after that performance.
- True.
- Look, it's midnight!
It's officially your wedding day!
Oh, my God, it is!
- What's wrong?
- It's all right to have wedding day jitters.
It's not that. I was just thinking, when
you marry someone, you marry their family.
And I can't marry Miss
Loretta. She hates me!
Hate is a strong word.
- And she is a strong woman!
- She's a b*tch.
Yeah, she is.
And no matter how hard he tries,
with a mother like Loretta,
Michael is always
gonna be a mama's boy.
Accept what you cannot
change, or it will destroy you.
My grandma Eleanor told me
that the day I married Bennett,
and it's gotten me through 15
wonderful years of marriage.
I feel like that's so passive!
What, did you just give up?
I believe that I can affect
change in my relationship.
You can, but you can't
change a man's nature.
- Exactly.
- She's right.
You can't force a man to do anything.
Gotta let it happen naturally.
So, basically,
I'm just wasting my time.
Nobody's saying you're
wasting your time.
You're still mad over
the Zeke the Freak thing.
Yes! No!
I'm not mad about that, it's just,
I feel like he's pulling away,
and every time I talk
about this wedding
or your dress or the fact
that I'm a bridesmaid,
he gets this look on his face
where he just looks horrified.
Maybe he's just afraid
of being married.
But I never said anything about getting
married, so why would he think that?
Probably because all his
friends are getting married?
All men are terrified
of getting married,
because it reminds them of everything
they're never gonna get to do.
"Tish, I think we
should try a threesome."
"Really, Bennett? Do
you know what that is?"
"Yeah, it's when two girls
and a guy freak dance."
Time out!
"Is that why you
need your inhaler?"
Ladies, we're not gonna
talk about fear of marriage
a few hours before my best
friend Candace gets married.
- Plus, we have that last dare to complete.
- Yes.
You, my friend, have to get a lap
dance by a hot, sweaty, steamy stripper!
Ladies' night. To the strip club!
Now, while the girls' team
seemed to be coming together,
my team was falling apart.
Look at us! Just stupid.
- Save me? I'm already saved, Zeke!
- All right, all right!
Guys, stop, stop! You're
ruining my bachelor party.
- He's ruining your bachelor party.
- I'm sorry.
What's up with you?
You guys said the Constantine Villa
should be more than $4,000 a night?
Well, it is. It's 40.
- $40,000?
- How, Cedric?
The day that he asked me to be
the best man, I booked the villa.
- For forty grand?
- Yes, for forty grand, Zeke.
You want me to say it again?
You want me to make it worse?
Yeah, but why would you
do that? You was drunk.
You were buying the
whole bar drinks.
- You don't think I know what I did?
- No.
Bottom line, I had everything under
control. I had the money on the table.
I had Gail off my
ass and everything.
- We gotta cut you off. Listen, stop.
- Yeah, I'll hold it.
- Just give me the damn bottle back.
- You're done. You're done.
- It's my fault. How do I make it right?
- I don't know, Zeke.
What do you want me
to say? I don't know.
World Series of Beer
Pong is at the Flamingo.
- Do you play?
- Champ of my dorm, baby.
Are you joking? You don't go
to a beer pong at a bachelor...
Guys, I got it! I know
how we can get the money.
Easy.
- You kept the stupid flyer?
- Bennett, you're a genius!
Oh, my God. This is it! The
Hustler Club. Ladies Night!
They're doing a big contest
for amateur male strippers.
$50,000 in cash and prizes.
This is bullshit. No way the
winner takes home $50,000 in cash.
- Who does this anyway?
- You're wrong, Dom, look.
1st place, $25,000. 2nd place,
$15,000. 3rd place, $10,000.
Great, even if you win and come in
first, you still don't have enough.
Guys, the first three
places add up to $50,000.
- We can do this, guys.
- We?
Come on, Ced. That's all
right. You've been drinking.
No, Dom, I'm not tripping. This
has got nothing to do with drinking.
- You're fishing.
- Zeke, you owe me!
If I ask you to take your little
black ass out there and shake it,
you, out of all people
here, are gonna shake it!
This is not fishing, this is
reality. We can pull this off!
I think we should do it. It could be
fun. You guys have really good bodies.
Baby oil on black skin always
brings out all your muscles.
Come on, please!
- I say we go for it.
- Thank you.
- I'd like to male strip.
- Yes.
I'm not doing it.
We're in Vegas. This is not going home with
us, guys. It's done. It's a one-time thing.
- Come on, y'all.
- Can't do it, man.
Dom?
There's no way.
Absolutely no way in hell
I'm going through with this.
My mama would kill me
if she saw me in this.
Help me with my fanny-pack.
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