This Is the End Page #11
Where is he?
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, get outside!
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,
sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!
Go, go on!
Come on, hurry up,
he's coming!
He's coming!
Watch out, watch out!
Oh, my fortress!
Uh, boys, I just want
to point out, um,
we're out
in the open now.
Oh, f***.
Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t.
Oh, sh*t.
Hey, hey, hey.
My Prius.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
What is that?
No f***ing way.
We're screwed!
We're totally
screwed, guys.
I got this.
What?
I'll distract the thing.
I'll run over there
screaming and sh*t,
and that should give you enough
time to get to the garage.
Well, yeah, but that thing can kill you.
Maybe I deserve it. I've
Being selfish,
only doing sh*t for me.
Maybe it's only right
that the last thing I do
on this planet
isn't for me.
It's for you guys.
Craig, you don't have to do that.
Thank you
very much, Craig.
I appreciate that.
You spineless...
I love you guys.
You're my best friends.
You're a real
mensch, Craig.
See you on
the other side.
Hey, hey, a**hole!
Hey, come on!
Pickle dick,
demonic-looking motherf***er.
Nobody's scared of you.
You ain't a raccoon!
Yeah, bring
your ass, b*tch!
Nobody's scared of you!
I'm Craig f***ing Robinson!
Yeah.
What's he gonna do?
Craig.
I hope you like big dick,
motherf***er,
'cause I'm about
to f*** you raw!
For the last goddamn time!
Take your panties off!
F***, yeah!
It worked.
What's happening?
Craig! Craig!
Holy sh*t, do you guys
realize what this means?
That Craig was an angel this whole time?
No, no, it means we can
still be saved. No, no.
I don't f***ing get it, why
does Craig get saved? I mean...
Craig sacrificed
himself for us,
which means that
there's still hope.
That means we can be redeemed.
Yeah.
It means that if we're
actually nice to each other,
we can get sucked up into
Heaven, too. That's the deal.
All right, I got it,
let's just head out
to my place in Malibu.
Yeah.
Just survive long enough
until we do enough good things
and they accumulate
or do enough sacrifices,
and we'll all go
to Heaven together.
That's a great
idea, James.
Seriously, really, really good idea.
Really, you're
such a smart guy.
Thanks, Seth,
you're such a nice guy.
You got a great smile.
Thanks, man.
And an awesome laugh.
I've heard it's annoying. How
about that Jay back there, man?
Dude, Jay, you kidding me? Come on.
Oh, come on.
One of a kind.
Get out of here.
You got a cool body.
You can walk around with
your shirt off anytime.
It's not working,
this isn't working.
What, you thought we
would be Raptured already?
I thought it would
happen already.
No, we've just
been talking nice.
Talking nice doesn't
get you into Heaven.
Doesn't hurt to smile...
What the f***?
You guys okay?
Oh, sh*t.
Christ.
- Franco!
- Come on!
Yo, cut his f***ing
head off!
What's going on?
No!
Stop!
No!
Danny?
What the f***?
You guys are
still alive?
Yeah.
Holy sh*t,
I didn't expect that.
F*** out here.
Get...
Sh*t, I can't believe you guys are here.
Oh, Jesus.
That's f***ing crazy, and your timing
couldn't be more perfect.
It's been a long time
since any of us have eaten,
and you three gentlemen
look delicious.
What does that
have to do with us?
The f*** are
you talking about?
I'm a cannibal, hombre.
We're gonna
f***ing eat your ass.
F*** you, you can't
eat us. F*** that, man.
I do whatever the f***
I want, when I want.
I butt-f***ed this dude.
See that?
I f***ing slide
right in that sh*t.
I do whatever I want.
This is my gimp.
Channing,
introduce yourself.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Y'all cool?
That's Channing Tatum.
That's Channing Tatum,
dude. What the f***?
Channing f***ing Tatum. I found
him wandering on the freeway.
I collected him, made him
my b*tch. Get off my dick.
I call him
Channing Tate-yum.
Hard-core, man.
I got him trained good.
Watch, he does tricks.
Wait, shake hands.
All right, Seth.
F***ing roll over.
I'm gonna create a diversion. Yeah.
You and Jay make a run for it.
What?
Danny's gonna eat you.
Listen, full-on
sacrifice for you, dawg,
like the ending to Pineapple 2.
Yeah, lick that.
That's Channing
f***ing Tatum, dawg.
I love him.
That's f***ing G.I. Joe,
dude. F***ing loves me.
Danny! We're friends!
You can't eat us!
I'd love to catch up, but we're
f***ing starving, so let's eat!
F*** you!
Run!
Eat this!
Ow! Sh*t, f***!
Get him!
Who wants it,
you piece of sh*t?
Man, we should go back.
We should go back and help
him. We should go back.
F***ing Rapture.
Holy sh*t!
It worked!
What the f***?
Go to hell, McBride!
F*** you!
Suck my dick!
Ah...
Oh!
Oh, sh*t.
What happened?
What did I do?
Take me back!
What did I do?
I'll tell you what
happened, Franco.
You don't get to get
sucked up into Heaven
'cause you were being petty.
Tom Petty.
You may not have
invited me to your party,
but you're the guest
of honor at mine.
What?
How f***ing
crazy is this?
Seth, Jay!
Oh, sh*t, they're running after us.
Oh, sh*t! Oh, sh*t!
Oh, sh*t! Run.
Bring them to me!
F***.
Get 'em!
Got to get Rogen.
Over here.
What? Over here, over here. Here. What?
Sh*t, sh*t.
They're around
here somewhere.
They kept running,
you f***ing idiots.
Sh*t, are they
still there?
I think they're gone.
Are they gone?
Oh, my God. Why did
Franco flip off Danny?
Why did he have
to do that, man?
He was in the clear.
That is textbook.
Vanity or...
Is it vanity?
Vanity or envy.
Is it envy or wrath?
It's any of them, man.
You can't do that.
It's being a sore winner,
is what it is,
more than anything.
That's exactly what it is.
You can't be a sore winner. No.
Well, this is another fine
mess we found ourselves in.
F***.
Listen, Jay...
Oh, sh*t.
Get out of here,
let's get out of here.
Oh, you've got to be
f***ing shitting me!
Oh, my God.
Oh, no.
That thing's big.
Holy sh*t.
Oh, it's so big.
Oh, man.
Oh, Jesus.
We're gonna die, man.
Okay.
Okay, we're gonna die.
Uh...
Jesus!
Oh, no!
Sh*t.
Listen to me, man.
I'm a f***ing idiot.
I put myself up.
I'm self-righteous.
I think I'm better than you. No, no.
I was resistant
to change.
No. I should have grown with you.
I should have
changed with you.
We should have
changed together.
I didn't like what I became
so I hated what you became.
It's fine, man.
It's fine.
I love you, Seth, f***ing love
you, buddy. I love you, man.
Let's die together, man.
Let's die together.
I love you, Jay.
Holy sh*t, Jay,
all right!
Yeah, we did it!
I'm not getting
sucked up into Heaven!
What do you mean?
Why not?
I don't know why not!
Take my hand!
Okay, take me
with you, Jay!
I'll take you with me.
Ah!
Yay!
Yeah!
Ah!
Whoo!
Yeah!
It's working!
Yeah!
Oh, no!
He sees us!
He can't touch us!
We're in a force field!
Oh, sh*t! Sh*t!
It's not gonna
take me with you!
We're going down!
Keep holding on and you'll get
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