This Is the End Page #10

Synopsis: All Jay Baruchel expected coming to LA was a fun time with Seth Rogen with all the wild partying to have both by themselves and at James Franco's housewarming party. Suddenly, the Rapture hits and the Biblical Apocalypse has begun. Now, Jay and Seth are desperately sheltering in James' house for rescue along with a few other friends. Together, they must band together to attempt to survive the end of the world, only for Jay to find that they are all too dumb and superficial to do it until they discover the only way out.
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy
Production: Sony Pictures
  10 wins & 20 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.6
Metacritic:
67
Rotten Tomatoes:
83%
R
Year:
2013
107 min
$96,200,000
Website
13,157 Views


Please, God!

Jesus, Jesus!

F***.

Jonah!

Jonah!

Jonah, stop this!

Please! Jonah, where the f*** are you?

Why did you vomit on us!

Bad Jonah! Stop!

Stop eating him!

Watch out!

He's super strong!

Aah!

Sh*t!

What is happen...

Oh, no!

I'm gonna

tittie-f*** you, Seth.

Don't tittie-f*** me!

What are they,

big B's or small C's?

I'm gonna push

your titties together.

Push 'em together!

I'll get you something to help!

I'll pass

you something!

Okay, pass it to me.

Ow! F***! Sh*t!

Aah! Oh!

Seth!

We're getting crazy!

Come on! Come on!

Jesus, open,

God damn you, open!

No, no, no, no.

Jesus...

Oh, f***.

We gotta hide. We gotta hide. I know!

He's coming! He's coming!

I know he's coming!

I don't know

what the f*** to do!

I don't know...

Where are you going?

Sh*t.

Please go away.

He's sniffing.

I'm so scared, James.

Be quiet.

You're breathing really loud. Am I?

Don't breathe through your mouth. Okay.

Now you're doing loud

nose breathing. Am I?

I don't know where else

to breathe from.

Is that...

Seth.

Oh, sh*t.

Don't move.

Oh, sh*t, he's coming

right this way. Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t.

Get out of my way!

Move! Move!

F***!

You okay?

Come on!

Let's go. Let's go.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

What the f***!

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

There's a f***in'

demon chasing us!

A demon?

Demon?

What the f*** happened

to you guys? That!

It's Jonah!

He's possessed!

He's crazy!

Oh, f***!

You brained him.

Is that... I was supposed

to do that, right?

Yeah.

Motherf***er.

- Fasten!

- Hurry!

Fasten,

God damn you, bastard!

He's gonna be f***in'

bad news

when he wakes up!

He's f***in' strong.

My side's good.

Oh, sh*t!

All right,

I'll f***in' hit him.

F***! Come on, come on!

Okay!

This sh*t's

cray cray, guys.

I mean, it's, like,

the real, like Apocalypse.

It's, like,

the Book of Revelations,

like that means

there's a God.

Right?

I haven't led my life as though

there's a God this whole time.

Who f***in' saw that coming?

That there's actually a God?

I'd say 95%

of the planet.

Jesus f***ing Christ, man.

You might want to stay

away from saying that.

"Jesus f***ing Christ"?

Why?

Why can't I say that?

One of the Ten Commandments.

"Thou shall not take the name

of the Lord thy God in vain. "

Jesus isn't the name

of the Lord.

God is name

of the Lord.

Jesus, God,

it's all the same.

It's the Trinity.

Father, Son, Holy Ghost.

It's like Neapolitan

ice cream.

I don't even know what

the f***ing Commandments are.

Guys, I think this is sort of

bullshit, because we're all good people.

I can look at each one of you

in the eye, I know you're good.

I'm good.

We're four actors.

We bring joy

to people's lives.

Yeah, but we don't

do it for free.

We get paid handsomely, much

higher than the average profession.

It's not like it was just

handed to any of us.

We've worked really

hard to be here.

Yeah, pretend like

it's hot when it's cold.

You sitting on the beach,

it's freezing,

you in your drawers, talking about

something, everybody's surfing.

I think God

might have just f***ed up,

made a mistake, and left

us behind by accident.

I mean, He's got a lot

of sh*t on His plate.

It's not an oversight,

it's not a mistake, okay?

We got to face facts. We're here,

and there's a reason we're all here.

Why are you so sure?

I've done things, man. I...

I gouged a man's

eyeballs out.

What the...

F*** off.

Craig.

Well, I was a kid, man.

It was a f***in' bar fight.

It was a bad

foosball game.

He said I didn't call spinneys,

and I f***in' called spinneys.

He got all in my face, and I

smashed a bottle across his face...

...and the first eyeball

was an accident,

but then I was, like, f*** it,

and I went for the second one.

It was f***ed up.

But you know what?

That sh*t happens. I'm saying,

that's... I think that's why I'm here.

I got to admit something.

I, uh...

I f***ed Lindsay Lohan.

She was f***ed up.

She was high.

It was at

the Chateau Marmont,

and she kept banging

on my door.

She kept calling

me Jake Gyllenhaal.

That's f***ed up.

Yeah, I said, "Call me

the Prince of Persia. "

See, that's what

I'm saying, man.

We've all done bad sh*t,

you know?

We've done more bad sh*t

than good in our lives, and

it's time to

pay the piper.

Whoa, sh*t!

Something's wrong.

God did this.

He gave us light,

and then He took it away.

You hear that?

It's the soundtrack

of us going insane.

Damn, I wish there was something

we could do to help him.

I know what we can do.

The f***in' stench.

Jonah Hill?

Jonah?

Jonah Hill.

Jonah Hill is no more.

Demon?

Yes?

F***. That's not good.

That's not good.

Jay, you fool.

I say unto thee,

the power of Christ

compels you!

Oh, does it?

Does it compel me?

The power of Christ

compels you!

Does it, Jay?

The power of Christ

compels you!

Is the power of Christ compelling

me? Is that what's happening?

The power of Christ

compels you!

Guess what?

It's not that compelling.

Jay, you serious

right now?

That's your f***in' plan? You're

gonna repeat lines from The Exorcist?

I would assume they did

their f***in' research.

It's a movie!

It's a manual.

It's a f***in'

training manual.

I say unto thee,

the power of Christ

compels you!

The power of Christ

compels you!

The power of Christ

compels you!

Geez, it hurts

a little bit.

It's, like,

this little sting.

The power of Christ

compels you!

Seriously, f*** off.

The power of Christ

compels you!

Jay?

The power of Christ

compels you!

Holy sh*t!

You're pissing him

off, man. Just stop it!

Jay! The power of Christ compels you!

The power of...

Get the f*** down!

Don't f***ing push

me, a**hole! Geez, man!

Easy!

F*** you!

You're a f***ing

a**hole, you liar!

Still?

Yes. Still? Yes.

Guys, guys, we got

a possessed guy here!

Do we have to argue

about this right now?

Let 'em fight.

We got an exorcism

to finish. Hello?

Do you want to know why

I didn't stay with you?

Yeah.

You f***in' changed.

You're a f***in'

sell-out.

You did f***in' sell out.

Everyone says.

At least I did change! You act like

you're f***ing 18 years old still, Jay!

Grow up, Jay. That's

why he's yelling at you.

You've been holding me

back this whole time!

That means f*** you.

Come on, guys!

Come on!

F*** you,

you piece of sh*t!

Everybody, out!

Craig, stop 'em!

Get apart!

Oh, now it's on.

Yo! What the f***

is all this, Franco?

Uh, looks like food.

How'd that get there?

What?

You have more food?

You knew he had

extra food?

Yeah, he gave me

one cracker.

I would have sucked a

dick for half a cracker.

All right, well, maybe I didn't

want you to suck my dick, all right?

Look... I didn't want to suck it!

That's the point of what I

said! It was my f***ing food!

Guys, guys,

guys, fire!

Boys, boys, boys...

Sh*t!

Jonah's on fire!

Put it out!

Use your mouth!

Put it out!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Where is he? Where is he?

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Seth Rogen

Seth Aaron Rogen (; born April 15, 1982) is a Canadian-American actor, voice actor, comedian, writer, producer, and director. He began his career performing stand-up comedy during his teenage years. While still living in his native Vancouver, he landed a supporting role in Judd Apatow's series Freaks and Geeks. Shortly after he moved to Los Angeles for his role, Freaks and Geeks was officially cancelled after one season due to low viewership. Rogen later got a part on sitcom Undeclared, which also hired him as a writer. After landing his job as a staff writer on the final season of Da Ali G Show, Apatow guided him toward a film career. Rogen made his first movie appearance in Donnie Darko with a minor role in 2001. Rogen was cast in a supporting role and credited as a co-producer in Apatow's directorial debut, The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Universal Pictures subsequently cast him as the lead in Apatow's films Knocked Up and Funny People. Rogen co-starred as Steve Wozniak in Universal's Steve Jobs biopic in 2015. In 2016, he developed the AMC television series Preacher with his writing partner Evan Goldberg and Sam Catlin. He also serves as a writer, executive producer, and director with Goldberg. Rogen and Goldberg co-wrote the films Superbad, Pineapple Express, The Green Hornet, This Is the End, and directed both This Is the End and The Interview; all of which Rogen starred in. He has also done voice work for the films Horton Hears a Who!, the Kung Fu Panda film series, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Monsters vs. Aliens, Paul, Sausage Party, and will provide the voice of Pumbaa in the 2019 remake of The Lion King. more…

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