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This Is the End Page #6
"And the skies shall open up, and the
light of the Lord shall shine down,
"and those of good heart shall be brought
into my kingdom of heaven. "
That's the Rapture, those are the gigantic
beams of blue light.
"And there will be a great
mountain burning in fire. "
I mean, the Hollywood Hills are literally
engulfed in flames
as we sit here right now.
The Hollywood Hills ain't no mountain.
It's a hill.
Takes about 10 minutes
to get across
that motherf***er
with no traffic.
Coldwater.
I take Laurel Canyon.
Cahuenga.
Cahuenga.
I usually zip down Barham.
Boys, can I just f***ing finish?
I love Laurel Canyon.
"And out of the pit rose a great
red dragon having seven heads,
"that old serpent
called the devil and Satan,
"which deceiveth
the whole world,
"was released
onto the earth. "
I love that dude. He's from
Where the Wild Things Are.
It's a load of bullshit.
It's not bullshit.
Want to know
something else, Jay?
If this is
the end of the world,
and all the
good people died,
what you're saying is Seth,
me, Jonah, Craig and Danny
are a bunch of a**holes.
I'm straight-up
lovable, son.
And if this really
is the Apocalypse,
you're here, too.
So, that means you're just
as shitty as the rest of us.
Doesn't feel
too good, does it?
Hey, guys.
Nobody come in here
and bother me.
Go fish.
Put it back
inside of here.
Do you know what it is? Yeah.
Now you ask me for
something that you need.
First bit.
You're not cutting it all?
That's smart. You're
divvying it up first.
This is like, Fruyere
or some sh*t. That's me.
Come on, Danny!
You licked your finger. Come on, man.
If they're all equal,
what does it matter?
Keep your hands
and fingers off.
Seth?
Yeah.
Can I talk to you for
a second? Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no sh*t.
Here.
Off the menu, my man.
Holy sh*t, man.
Where did you get these?
Hey, what's cheese without a few
crackers? Know what I'm saying?
Hide it.
Okay.
'Cause we're a team.
Okay.
Freaks forever, brother.
Let's do all the drugs.
I don't really want to.
Should have thought of that before
you drank a can full of ecstasy.
What?
# Gangnam style
# Op, op, op, op, oppan
Gangnam style
# Gangnam style
# Op, op, op, op, oppan
Gangnam style
# Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
# Eh, sexy lady
# Op, op, op, op
# Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
# I fly like paper,
get high like planes
# If you catch me at the border
I got visas in my name
# If you come around here,
I make 'em all day
# I get one down
in a second if you wait...
Should we call Red?
Get more weed?
Oh, I don't know, man.
That guy's gone crazy.
Good thing I have a lot of
f***ing weed for you guys.
I hooked you guys up.
Now I need you guys to assassinate
Woody Harrelson.
If pot's legalized,
my business will suffer.
And if my business suffers,
I suffer.
So much suffering.
All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed,
Woody Harrelson.
I have to do
what's right.
Weed is for the people.
It's the people's weed.
If you don't assassinate him...
We already quit.
...I'm gonna assassinate
both of you.
Run!
Go!
# And take your money
# All I wanna do is... #
B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.
forever.
B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.
Look out!
Sh*t!
You're letting them
get away!
I smoked weed
with Steve Jobs,
and that's when he came up
with the iPad.
It's pretty great.
We should make sequels
to more of our movies.
Yeah!
How 'bout we not
do Your Highness 2?
Yeah.
Do 128 Hours.
The beginning of the rest of
your comedies. Looks good.
Oh, my God!
Emma!
It's Emma.
Oh, my God,
you guys are alive.
You're actually alive.
Thank God!
I hid in a drainpipe
for days.
Like, three or four.
I don't even know how many.
And then I stopped
hearing people,
and I started hearing
growling noises.
Out there,
in your travels, uh,
did you see anything
that you would describe
as Apocalyptish?
I mean, no,
but, uh, I would say it's completely
obvious what's going on here.
I mean,
it's a zombie invasion.
F***! I'm the one who
said it's been zombies.
You said zombies?
I said zombies the whole time.
You said zombies? I don't think...
You never said zombies.
Wait a second.
You guys haven't been proven right.
These are still
just theories.
Honestly, I'm just so relieved
that you guys are here,
idea of sleeping and just...
You tired?
Yeah.
If you want to
take a little rest,
you're welcome to
do that upstairs.
Thank you.
Cool.
- I'll show you the way.
- Thank you.
Thanks, guys. Seriously,
you're awesome, really.
You're awesome.
So f***ing tight.
We'll be
right out here, okay?
F*** are you guys
doing out here?
Here's what I think we should do.
She's British, right?
She's used to eating
shitty food anyway.
Let's just give her all the shitty food
that we don't want.
That's f***ed up.
Look how tiny she is.
She's not even a full seven.
She's, like, half a seven.
This is a f***ing
cool thing, man.
I, for one,
am very excited.
I'm a massive
Harry Potterfan.
What? Yes. I love
f***ing Harry Potter.
I cannot wait
till she wakes up
and I can ask her all these amazing
questions about
how they made
those motion pictures.
Take it easy, Dumbledore.
Guys, listen, listen.
I think we need to
address the elephant
in the room.
Whoa. Jay, don't talk
about Craig like that.
That's f***ed up.
I'm right here, man. Yeah.
I'm not calling
Craig an elephant.
Wow, that's f***ing weird.
What does that even mean?
Yeah, no.
That's racist.
I wasn't
referring to him.
I was referring to the issue
that's on all of our minds.
What?
This is one girl
in a house with six males.
Yeah. Really safe.
Ideal scenario.
She's like
a little sister.
I think that
she needs...
It's important
that she feels safe.
Yeah.
And comfortable.
And we should
be mindful.
Who's making her
not feel safe?
Well, I'm just saying,
we should...
We don't want to
give off a bad vibe.
Vibe? Vibes? I ain't giving no vibes.
Yeah, wait, what kind of vibes
are you talking about, man?
giving off a rapey vibe.
Hey! Shh!
Whoa! What?
Jesus. Jay, what the f***, man?
Chill out, dude.
Why you putting that
sh*t in the mix? Yeah.
He f***ing said it.
You're the one saying it.
No one here is thinking
about raping anyone.
Shh!
is the only thing that's rapey
going on right now.
Dude, nothing was rapey
till you brought up the rapey vibes.
F***ing one who smelt it dealt it, dawg.
True that, dude.
One who denies it
supplies it.
I know,
it's farts, I get it.
Guys, guys, guys.
Jay's not rapey.
Jay couldn't rape a fly.
He probably could.
Maybe we should just stop this entire
conversation right now.
If anyone's gonna
rape anyone here,
it's probably
gonna be Danny.
What the f***, Franco?
What?
Why do you think
I'm gonna rape somebody?
I'm just trying
to lay it out there.
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