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Wow... Propaedeutics

of Perceptive Psychology"-

- Who studies that?

- I do.

It's called psychology

That's including the tuna's Night?

You're so beautiful.

You know I'm crazy about you?

You bet, when a guy

acts as dumb as you do.

I act dumb but I'm a nice guy.

Just kidding.

I know

See you around maybe...

- He's had his eye on you a While.

- Who, Camilla?

Him. He likes you. I know men.

Even if it were true, it's a bad time.

Come dancing tonight.

No, not tonight,

I have to study for an exam.

Always studying!

Live la vida local

You're so silly.

Get back in here

before you frighten the customers!

Says Mr. Dreamboat...

That's more great news from Radio DJ.

Back with the non-stop beat

after the break!

Great number, huh?

Excellent. Fresh and lively...

What's that noise?

Hiya, All You're awesome!

Thanks for the invite!

I'll be there tonight!

You're the best!

Thanks.

See you, bro.

Ginger, call security

There's a madman outside.

This years designs...

I really don't like them much.

Have you seen this, countess?

Rania of Jordan wears it.

No good then.

Maybe an animal print?

Let's see. This is cute.

Won't it broaden my hips?

Absolutely not.

All right, let's try it. Come.

Beautiful. How much, bro?

- 3,500 euros.

- Ugly, ugly.

Awesome!

Can I try them on?

Sure.

The sitting room?

The fitting room's to the right.

That way!

Thanks, bro.

Sold!

Where have the boys gone?

Call them for me.

Bros, get in here!

The old dame wants you!

Sh*t job, bro.

- The ball!

- Got it, bros!

Little bros...

Right on!

Passin' you...

Passin' you...

Passed you.

Hi, Jonny.

Where are you going?

Dancin' at Gilez, bro.

Sorry, feet off the table, please.

Thank you.

I couldn't find any soda pop...

but I got lots of goodies.

But first...

let's feed the fishes!

C'mon, let's feed the fishes.

Don't be silly.

I know you love feeding the...

That's a duck!

I know

Where did you put the ish?

Giovanni!

I'll find them.

Come on, calm down. I'm here.

Don't touch me!

We can work this out.

Just shut up!

DIDUNT MEEN TWO!

Comin' to Gilez?

Get rid Of him!

C'mon, bro, it's late.

Ok, let's go.

You're awesome.

Deming, I'll take him and come back.

F*** off!

Isn't this place wild, bro?

We're gonna have a blast here.

Excuse me...

For parking?

Leave keys in car. I see to it.

- It's double-parked!

- No prob.

See you inside.

I'll wait in the line.

- How much?

- 10 euros.

I give you your change later.

Have fun.

Bro, what you doin'?

Leave the jacket or pay the cloakroom.

You're right.

Just a second... May I?

What a loser...

Goin' clubbin' with a jacket on.

Sony, bro.

- Have a good evening.

- You too.

Keep hold my hand, bro.

I'm on the list.

Excuse me, bros.

Excuse me, I have an invite.

Hold my hand, bro.

Excuse me, I have an invitation.

But I can wait too.

- You?

- I have to go in.

Invitation only.

- So I can't go in?

- No!

I don't get it, bro.

Who are you?

What's up? You grabbed my hand!

Stand aside!

- How many?

- Four of us.

Go on in.

- How many?

- Three.

Who's with you?

Go on in.

It's invitation only, ok.

Do you have one?

Yeah.

- Who invited you?

- DJ Albertino.

Get outta here.

I came to Gilez for this.

Albertino will be mad not to see me.

He won't be happy. I know him, see.

Jonny?

Jonny me?

You know me?

Yes, come on

or we'll get into trouble.

I don't believe this. Jonny..

How are you?

Ace. But who are you?

You remember

your friend Ugo from Genoa,

the Marshal's son?

Sure, but it's ages since I saw him.

Awesome! Where is he?

Look at me carefully.

Who do you think I am?

Ugo's gin!

Awesome! I met Ugo's gin!

Awesome!

Priscilla, Raffaella... Jonny.

Hi, sisters. Hey, is Ugo here too?

More or less.

What's so funny?

Ignore them, they're idiots!

Ok, sisters, I'm goin' dancin'.

Tell Ugo.

I dance house,

not that commercial stuff,

not even if they roast me...

or toast me.

I don't do it.

House is this way

- Thanks, sister.

- See you later.

Awesome, Ugo's girl. Who'd believe it?

I come to Milan in Tuscany and meet her!

C'mon, guys, let's go.

Dance with Chico!

We won't let you out until 6 AM.

Gilez, Italy's sexiest club!

Al, here I am!

I'll look round and come back!

You're the best!

Who's that idiot following me around?

Hi. One.

Fifty

Fifty euros? Who's playing, U2?

Damn, I left my wallet in the car.

It's in my jacket, see, in the car.

The valet has the keys.

Can you call him?

Over your earpiece maybe?

Franchino...

Have we ever had valet parking?

Excuse me!

They stole my car!

Lucky you, I never had one.

Let's make the night last forever

at Gilez!

Kevin Pasquanelli

from "Guys and Babes"

You're awesome, bro!

Can I take a photo?

Stand up, dude!

Step to the side.

Thanks, bro, that chairs a blast!

Let's see your hands in the air,

Gilez!

Ok, girls!

High, low...

middle and down the hatch!

We go with the first guy we see!

The Latin American room

is full of hunks.

- See my blackheads?

- No, you're good.

Alice! Come on.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to Gilez!

On the tables tonight,

DJ Albertino!

Only here at Gilez!

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to house heaven!

This is house heaven!

And who's at the heart of it?

We are, we are,

we are heaven!

Let's go!

That guy's wild.

- What's your name, genius?

- Jonny.

You're wild, Jonny.

He's hot stuff

We are, we are,

we are heaven!

We are...

Signor Silvano, why isn't the emcee

announcing me?

Sony, but why should she?

I need to say hi to my fans!

What fans? You have fans?

But I brought my throne from home.

- You're Pasquinelli, right?

- Right.

You see that guy?

He's setting the place on ire

and he paid to get in.

You want 5 grand

but no one gives a sh*t about you!

Pisquonelli, go f*** yourself!

Just go sit on your throne.

- Had a good time?

- No, Fede...

I guess so, you're home so late.

It's your brother's fault.

After everything that's happened,

you should be ashamed.

You could at least

say something sweet.

They stole your car.

I can't stand you two anymore!

- I'll take the couch?

- Yes!

Awesome!

Hey, sister, this is the men's room.

Since you don't understand,

I'll make you understand.

You really don't recognize me?

- I'm Ugo!

- Ugo?

Ugo, Marshal Di Prima's son.

I used to come over

to play with Barbies.

The wooden puppet with the long nose!

I always lost.

Ugo... Whove believed it?!

You've changed massive!

- You're hot now.

- Really?

The dental braces

never suited you, bro.

You're still the same.

It's great to see you again.

Don't trust this guy.

First he takes your hand,

then he dumps you.

Your go-go guy's here.

Good luck.

A croissant.

- Cream or chocolate?

- Chocolate.

"We are, we are... "

I'd never have guessed.

What?

You always seem so conventional but...

But?

Don't play dumb.

We waved to each other last night.

- Last night?

- At Gilez.

Gilez, right!

Yes, I was at Gilez last night.

So hows it go, Jonny?

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