Time Bandits Page #5

Just shout horribly...

and leer at them.

You know,the way you used to.

- Right.

Right.

Oh, I'm so happy'cause I'm bus-bus-bus-busy.

Right.

- Go away !

Let's see.What have we here ?

Some tastylittle morsels, eh ?

- Help ! Get off !

- Hey ! Put me down ! Put me down !

Put me down !

# Yes, it's wonderfulto be making a fondue again #

- Be quiet !

D-D-Does your back hurt ?

- Huh ?- I know a cure for bad backs.

Bad back ?Me ? An ogre ?

- W-What you need i-is stretching.- Stretching ?

# To be melting the cheesein the southerly breeze #

# To be sharpeningthe skewer again #

- Heave !

That's better !

That's better !That's wonderful !

Heave again !

- Are they in the pot, dear ?

Yeah. Just about.

And one more for luck.Heave !

- Two, three, left, right, left, right !- Hey, what's going on ?

- Left, right !

- Are you all right, dear ?

- Oh ! Quick ! Into the pot !- Yeah !

Winston ?

Winston !

Is this part of the cure ?

- Winston.

What are you doingin the water, dear ?

Oh, my back is wonderful !

- You've got to stop them, Winston !

I can cough !

At last,I can really cough !

- Look out !- We're going ! We're saved !

- Yes ! To that side ! Quick !- We're saved !

Catch all ! Come on !

- Hold on !- Hold on tight, Wally !

How're we doing now, Randall ?

Just fine.

We're on the right course.

As long as this wind keeps up,nothing can go wrong.

- Keep the rudder straight, Strutter.- It is straight !

All hands on the tiller !

- Quick ! Drop the sail !- All right ! Leave it to me !

One !

How about it ? Eh ?

- I got it.

- That's it.- That's better. We're out of that.

Randall ! Randall ?

I think there's somethingthat you should know.

Everybody below decks !

- Come on ! Get in here !- Quick ! Get in !

- What's going on ?- You tell me.

Pull these boards out !

- You might sink the ship !- Oh, shut up !

- Here's a hammer !- That's it !

That's it ! Now !

- Do it again !- Harder ! Really hard !

Oh, stop him !

Drugs ! Hey !I've got an idea !

Sleeping potion !

Strutter, take this !

Take the plug out !

Here !

Hey. Yeah !

- Hey.- Yeah.

- Do it !- And, heave !

- Squeeze ! Squeeze !

Hey ! Oh !

Come on ! Come !

Hey, what's out there ?

Shh ! Shh ! Shh !

- Come on. Let's go. Run ! Run !- Quick !

The Fortress of Ultimate Darknessis somewhere over there, I promise you !

Oh, you're joking, Randall.There's nothing over there !

- Look ! We're so close !

Y-You've been saying thatfor the last 40 miles !

Let's go back !We'll all die out here !

- Yeah !- You can't give up now.

- When can we give up ?- Come on. It's just a big further--

What is it ?

I don't know,but it hurts.

It's some kindof invisible barrier.

Oh ! So that's whatan invisible barrier looks like.

It's what this linemust be.

And just on the other side,

the Fortressof Ultimate Darkness.

We've made it, lads !We're here !

You're mad, Randall !

Your brain's gone.Do you know that ?

I promise you,this is it !

We are here !

- We're nowhere, Randall !- Yeah !

- Look around ! There's nothing !- Yeah.

There's only one wayto go now.

- That's right. Back ! Come on.- Right !

- Come on. We're going back.- No ! Listen !

- No ! Stop ! Stop !- No, you don't ! Get out of the way !

- Listen to me !- Get out of the way !

You'll never get backwithout me.

Do you wanna bet ?

- Wally, give that back.- Get out of the way, Randall.

You give that back,or I'll take your head off.

Randall ! Don't do it !

We have found it !

Thank you.

Brilliant, Evil One.

- Is everything ready ?- Yes, master.

Fantastic.

Amazing.

Magnificent.

Look.

- Move !- Get out of the road !

Yes, folks. Moderno Designs presentthe latest in kitchen luxury:

The Moderna Wonder MajorAll-Automatic Convenience Center-ette.

And here they are-- the winners ofthe most fabulous object in the world.

The answer to all theirproblems and yours...

is here for them tonight !

- Hey !

- Don't go ! Where are you going ?- We found it !

Wait ! You're mad !

- Come back !

- Let's go get it !- Come on !

Here they come !So let's give 'ema big welcome !

Trevor, Diane--Oh, don't they look lovely !

- Mom !

Dad !

Come on. Lead us in a big handfor the lucky winners !

Come back !

- It's a trap !- Fabulous.

Fabulous.

Here they are.Congratulations.

But before they collect theirprize, let's just have a lookat what made it possible...

for them to be herewith us tonight.

The map, please.

- Let us out !

Let us out ! Come back !

I have the map !I have the map !

And the day after tomorrow,

- the world !

Oh, no !

Rat, anybody ?Might be the last meal you get.

No. Leave off !

- That's it, then.- It's all over.

We could've stayed at homemaking trees.

- Oh, shut up.- How could we have been so stupid ?

I don't know.

Hey ! Look, look !Quick ! Come on ! Look !

Look at this.Quickly !

- Look !- Good one of Wally.

No ! Look !

It's the map !

I can see it's the map.What use is that to us now ?

Look, closer.The time of legends, see ?

See the Fortressof Ultimate Darkness ?

- That's a hole ?- Exactly !

- It could lead almost anywhere.- Everywhere !

- What ?- We just found the biggesthole in the universe,

and it's practically belowour feet !

Kevin, you're a genius !

- Come on, you lot ! Shift !- We'll never get out of here !

Wanna bet ?

No !

That's right, Og. Show 'em we can dosomething right for a change.

That's it.

Let's have that.

Give us some more.

That's enough, Wally !

Okay, Strutter.

- Have you got the rope ?- Hold on !

Right.

Hold tight !Keep straight !

- Watch your feet. Watch your feet.- Easy.

Hold it.

Steady. Watch it.Watch it.

Hold your fingers.

He's going !

- It's coming.- Go now.

Ready ? And--

Again ! Again !

- Ready, Wally !- Okay, Strutter.

Here we go !Geronimo !

Yeah !

Okay ! Go, Strutter !

- Strutter !- Hey ! We've made it !

Okay, Wally.

Take up the slack.

- Quick, Wally.

- Go !

Come on !

Go, Vermin !

- Go, Fidgit !- I don't wanna go ! I don't wanna go !

- I'm going !- Go !

- Come on !

- Wally !- Come on, Wally !

Right, lads !Watch this !

- Wally !

Pull the rope.

There he is !

- Wally !- Wally !

Pull him up !That's it !

- Well, we've done it.- Yeah, we've done it.

- Now all we need is the map.- What ?

We don't need the map.We know where the time hole is.Let's get out of here.

- But Evil's got the map, Randall !- Oh, damn right, yes.

Last thing we want to dois see him again. Come on.

But you can't leave it with him,or he'll destroy the world !

Oh, Robert, Benson,

I feel the power of evilcoursing through my veins,

filling every corner of my beingwith the desire to do wrong.

- I feel so bad, Benson.- Good ! Good !

Yes, it is good, for this is the worstkind of badness that I'm feeling.

- Kill me, master ! Kill me !- Not now, Benson. We have work to do.

No less a work than the overthrowingof creation itself.

We will remake manin our image, not His.

We will turn mountainsinto sea,

and the skies into rivers,and fjords into deserts.

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