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Yes, the "Lord". Go on.

Otto! Otto! Otto!

He's not treading on them.

It's like he's got internal radar.

Sure, it's years of experience.

...when they told me:

"We're going

to the house of the Lord"

- They're guiding our steps...

- Let's go, champ!

The taxi driver is charging

for this ride.

Lili, Lili.

I'm so sorry, really,

it's impossible for me.

Never mind, the effort

gets the same reward.

Never mind, the effort

gets the same reward.

You done?

So, how did it go?

He sucked ass.

3, 2, 1... and go. Now!

Go on, say something to me.

Like what?

12 times 12.

3,500 divided by 17

and multiplied by 345.

71,029.41.

4,431 multiplied by 37,

divided by 3.

54,649.

How do we know he's not lying?

We should check.

Prime numbers from 1 to 100.

Yeah, sure.

I've only got 3 minutes, babe.

Main rivers and tributaries

in Spain.

Spain has lots of rivers

and lots of tributaries.

What is this?

A primary school test?

Bravo, Emilio!

Son of a thousand b*tches!

Thanks, Federico.

I'm handling the situation.

- Boeing? Boeing?

There's no taking it easy here.

But there's also the 757,

767, 777 and the 787.

All more modern than the 747.

- The dwarves.

- Sev...

You've got no imagination.

Now ask me about the Dalmatians.

Hair down or up.

Up.

Mortal sins times midnight chimes,

divided by the Jackson Five.

7 times 12...

Including Janet and La Toya?

If not, 16, if so, 12...

Sh*t!

Emilio. Emilio!

I've tried everything,

but this man's impossible.

Amazing. Have the never

asked you to be a spy?

Let's see... Peugeot?

If we start with car makes,

then I'm dead.

There's the 108, the 205,

the new 208, the 2008,

the 3008... Do I go on?

Don't go on. Don't go on.

Miguel de Cervantes y Saavedra.

29/9/1547.

22/4/1616.

I know it. I don't know why,

but I know it.

Paracetamol?

500. You're bad people.

- Pi!

-3.1416.

- The Angry Men?

- The Commandments? - 10.

- The Little Pigs?

Motherf***er!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

What a temper!

I'm a taxi driver

with built-in anger. So?

You're cruel.

Enough, it's not working!

Don't say that, you really tried.

I was sure you were a moron,

but no,

you have a gifted mind.

This is dumb, useless.

I'm the one leaving now.

Why is he acting like that?

Does he have "moose wings"?

Mood swings, mood swings.

- What did I say?

- No, no one's leaving here!

Just because it didn't work on you,

doesn't mean it won't work on us!

Solidarity, eh? Solidarity, eh?

Not much solidarity from you

if you leave us hanging now!

- No, no, no!

- Who do you think you are?

You've turned violent.

Well, I'm sorry, lady.

I couldn't listen to Miss Ditto

repeat it all over again.

I got us in a mess for nothing.

We've failed dismally.

I don't agree.

Let me out!

Let me out!

Buddy, are you alright?

I'm going to ask you a question,

but I want you to answer fast,

without thinking, alright?

- Alright.

- Alright?

Alright. Alright.

Fine, here goes.

How many times has Ana Maria

crossed herself in the last hour?

Fast.

How many times...?

...has she crossed herself.

In the last hour?

Roughly, you know.

Roughly...

I don't know.

- I don't know.

- Why didn't you count it?

- Now I feel bad about it!

- There's more.

How many bad words have I said

in the last...

two hours? Do you know?

Bad words?

- Jeez...

- Do you know?

Lots?

He didn't count it.

Apparently I didn't count it.

That's great.

I was so focused on what

was going on, I didn't do it.

That's the solution!

I'm lost.

- Thinking less about ourselves.

- Yes, but how do you do that?

Turning off the switch

we have in our brains more often.

Let's all think.

Did it happen some other time?

Right! I think I remember.

Yes,

when Ana Maria was suffocating.

Otto...

went to get her a glass of water

and...

and?

Did I walk on the lines?

I walked on the lines!

It's true!

It's true!

And then, when you went

to console Lili,

the same thing.

I walked on the lines.

I walked on the lines!

It's true! It's true!

And not just one,

you stepped on at least

16 or 18, roughly.

You handled the emergency

and forgot your obsession.

That's... awesome.

Awesome, awesome. Wait!

- Someone else forgot their OCD.

- Who?

Wait!

Someone else forgot their OCD.

Who?

You, Blanca.

- Me? When?

- When?

- You, Blanca?

- Me? When?

When?

Yes, yes.

You went to undo Ana Maria's girdle,

and then...

you didn't wash your hands.

Did that happen? I don't wear

a girdle! Did you see anything?

You went to undo Ana Maria's girdle

and then...

-you didn't wash your hands.

- I don't wear a girdle!

I don't know,

it slipped my mind.

Like I say, you forgot

to wash your hands because

you were helping Ana Maria.

I'm appreciate that.

Listen, this is big.

- We thought nobody succeeded.

- Attention, attention, attention!

I just realized that someone else

forgot their OCD.

Who?

Who?

Ana Maria!

Me? Really? When?

Just before starting the exercise.

You prayed,

then forgot to cross yourself.

Oh, that's awful.

Though just once won't hurt.

Now Lili.

We have to recall if

she forgot to repeat something.

No way. I've repeated everything

that came out of my mouth.

- Are you sure? Are you sure?

- No way.

I've repeated everything

that came out of my mouth.

I'm sure. I'm sure.

- Everything? Everything?

- Everything. Everything.

Everything but two letters,

one syllable:
pi.

Pi? And when was that?

Emilio's turn,

when he said 3.1416.

Pi? And when was that?

And I saved you the list

of decimals, which is endless,

but I do know it.

If Lili had repeated 'pi',

it would've been...

Pee-pee.

That's a polite thing to say.

Lili, in the alphabet,

what's letter after 'j'?

K-k.

Lili was so into the exercise

of trying to help Emilio

that for a second

she forgot to repeat.

And you didn't die, Lili,

thank God.

- And put the phone away!

- One second isn't much.

- How often has it happened in 1O years?

- One second isn't much.

- How often has it happened in 1O years?

- One second isn't much.

- How often has it happened in 1O years?

- One second isn't much.

- How often has it happened in 1O years?

- Did she say that three times?

- How often...?

- God, they're in a loop.

We have to help them. Stop!

Roughly? Never.

Roughly, never.

But one second is a start.

If you understand, say 'yes',

but just once.

Once.

Yes.

In the end, it turned out okay.

It's a good start to getting better.

And we can meet once a month

to do these exercises.

Great idea! It couldn't have gone

better even with Dr. Palomero.

Yes, let's form a WhatsApp group.

I think we're going to leave here

with a good taste in our mouths.

Not everyone...

Everyone except you.

Let's form a WhatsApp group.

Like I said, mine's incurable.

I'm sure at some point

you were able to control it.

Let's think about it. Think.

- I've got it! When...

- When?

Oh, no, no, no.

- When I lost my keys.

- What? - No, no, no.

- I've got it! When...

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