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Federico, let's concentrate, yeah?

Yes. Sea bream!

Good! That's not

a swear word, it's a fish!

- Now she's joining in!

- Good!

That's not a swear word,

it's a fish.

-15 seconds.

- Still? When will this be over?

- Slut!

- The finishing touch!

Damn it.

Bugger. Flip.

Time's up.

I'm hopeless, a disaster.

Federico, the last ones

weren't so rude.

It's progress. It's progress.

I was thinking...

Don't be offended, Federico, but...

you know what I thought?

Did the girl in "The Exorcist"

have undiagnosed Tourette's?

Is that possible?

It could be.

It could.

It could be.

Ana Maria...

Your turn.

Virgin Mary, you know my woes,

I entrust them to you,

give peace to the troubled,

and ease my heart.

Alright. What do I have to do?

Three minutes without

checking anything.

And no crossing yourself, eh?

And no crossing yourself, eh?

Exactly, no "air knitting".

Is that everything?

Do you have your house keys or not?

Of course I do.

Are you sure?

One hundred per cent... sure.

- Sure? Sure?

- Have you checked?

Tons of times.

Sometimes memory

plays tricks on you.

And sometimes...

we pick up the wrong keyring.

These things happen.

These things happen.

And how do you get back in

if you made a mistake?

And how do you check the gas?

Or the electricity.

- Or the water.

- Or the cookie jar.

Or the cookie jar.

I have them, I have them!

They're not here, they're not here!

They're not here, they're not here!

Who took them?

You did it on purpose!

It's not funny!

Relax, you've had your

handbag the whole time.

I was in the bathroom before,

saw some keys in the toilet

-and flushed by accident.

- They weren't mine?!

I can be an evil, evil person!

- Why were you in the ladies'?

- I was kidding.

- The keys haven't gone anywhere.

- What were you doing in the ladies'?

I was kidding!

Ana Maria, don't be scared.

- She's having kittens!

- It's a cataleptic attack!

Ana Maria, Ana Maria,

Ana Maria, Ana Maria,

- Ana Maria, Ana Maria...!

- Relax, she can hear you.

A glass of water, quick!

Loosen her girdle.

Deep breaths... Balls!! Sorry.

- She's not wearing a girdle.

- Open the window. Nuts! Sorry.

- Really? Can I?

- You can.

This what we get for self-therapy.

Here they are.

Youe see? Feeling better?

It's not the first time

this has happened to me.

But you did very well.

You hung in there like a champ.

Thanks, dear. For a moment

I thought I was a goner.

Imagine the scene!

Spasmophilia. It's not serious.

Good Lord, you have a name

for everything.

Explain that to me.

- Lili, we're just testing.

- Testing, testing.

No, not yet.

Say this once:
pica-pica.

- Pica-pica.

- Very good.

- Cuscus.

- Pica-pica.

- No, cuscus.

- Cuscus, cuscus.

- Gloomy-gl00mY-

- Gloomy-gl00mY-

Great. Yo-yo.

Tintin.

Gloomy-gloomy, yo-yo.

Hussy!

Yo-yo, Tintin, Tintin. Hussy.

Let the girl breathe, man.

- Tomtom.

- Hussy?

Let the girl breathe, man.

Let the girl breathe, man. Tom-tom.

- It's not working.

- It's not working, it's not working.

Tom-tom.

Are you trying not to repeat it?

- What do you think?

- Poor thing.

- What do you think?

Okay, sorry,

I'll make it easy.

To what group did

the singer Marta Snchez belong

before starting her solo career.

- I know.

- Me too. "Ol Ol".

No, HOI Olul.

- Me too. "Ol Ol".

- That's not a group, lady.

- What?

-"Ol Ol" doesn't exist.

- Not now. It existed.

- Well...

Marta Sanchez. I can't place her.

Dark hair, prominent brow?

- No, she's blond.

- What singer is that?

- What singer is that?

- No, I have chestnut hair.

I knew it!

No, she's blond.

What singer is that?

No, I've got chestnut hair.

What singer?

- Prominent brow doesn't ring a bell.

- She means Mnica Naranjo.

We're getting mixed up.

Let's get back to the exercise.

Okay, I'll go. What do you call

the girl that dances in a disco?

Ballerina. That's obvious!

Gogo, 9090, 9090--

Don't worry, crying helps you to vent.

We're with you.

Lili, you're going to overcome it.

Sooner or later,

you're going to overcome it.

Thank you,

really.

I'm touched that you're so attentive,

but my problem's beyond repair.

Though none of us

have done very well.

But I'll keep supporting the group

and I'm sure you all agree.

If it only works on one person?

Well, it would've been worth it,

because I'd be proud of

having helped someone win

their personal battle.

It'd not only give

a person confidence,

it'd give the whole group hope.

In summer I miss winter clothes,

and in winter, summer clothes.

I'm a monitor for "body power"

and "salsa choke".

My classes are full.

There's some advantage to OCD.

They repeat the routines so much,

they sweat like mad.

My squats are killers,

there's a waiting list.

Thanks, really.

I'm touched that you're so attentive,

but my problem's beyond repair.

Attention! Round 2!

I don't mind her repeating things.

...and I'm sure you all agree...

We know what she's going to say,

there's no mystery.

A little consideration,

we said no mocking people.

Go on, honey, I'm listening.

It'd not only give

a person confidence,

it'd give the whole group hope.

In summer, I miss winter clothes,

and in winter...

Summer clothes!

- It's not a good idea.

- Yes, it is.

Touch it with no gloves, no mask.

Go on, bare skin.

It's spotless.

- Down you go.

- There she goes.

Down, down.

It's not clean.

It looks like it, but it's not.

I'm sorry, I can't.

You can't see bacteria

with the naked eye,

but they can do a lot of harm.

They're everywhere.

Oh, God...

Enough, eh? Go. Go on, go.

Shigellosis, staphylococcus...

Serratia marcescens,

the famous salmonella... Shall I go on?

- Don't go on.

- No!

There, go on, go on...

Shine it up.

- I can't.

- There you go.

- It's clean, I don't get it.

- Sure it is. You could eat off it.

- There, you're doing great.

- You're doing awesome.

- Awesome. Awesome

- Thanks.

I think so too,

but I'm not saying it.

According to "Microbe" magazine,

which I subscribe to,

hand dryers in bathrooms

increase by 254%

the bacterial contamination

of the environment.

They're showers of horror!

Streptococcus, staphylococcus,

diphtheria...

corynebacterium...!

I'm sorry. I can't go on.

Don't go on!

God, what this girl knows!

No more.

- What now?

-3 minutes without washing your hands.

You can do it, can't you?

I'm sorry, really.

Wait for me outside,

I'll be here a while.

Otto! Otto! Otto!

Otto! Otto! Otto!

That's it! That's it!

Go, Otto, you can do it.

Of course you can!

Willy! Sugar! Darn it!

Almost.

- No, I can't, I can't.

- Yes, go on, you can.

- Shall I push you?

- No!

Otto! Otto! Otto!

- Go for it. Shall I push you?

- No, no, no!

Do it for me. Do it for me.

If you do, I'll give you... one.

If you do, I'll give you... one.

- And what's "one".

- A kiss, idiot. The youth of today!

One or two. One or two.

- Aweso... Here I go.

- Go on, go for it!

He's not treading on them.

Trust in the Lord,

the Lord will guide your steps.

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