Tomcats Page #7

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l was ready to give here hose down.

Well, hello, Mrs. Brenner.

Actually, I'm gonna keep

my own name.

Yeah, whatever.

Yeah. A Little of the old bubbly.

Remember our first time?

When you Left me out in Malibu with

nothing but a roll of quarters?

Yeah. That was so hot.

Here's to that.

Let's swap bodily fluids, baby.

When I woke up, she was gone.

The next day, marriage was annulled,

she was nowhere to be found.

Never saw her again. Figured you two

had a scam to get the bachelor cash.

That's cool, though. I'm getting

more p*ssy now than ever.

Chicks really dig a guy

with a broken heart.

Kyle, I am so sorry.

I'm kidding. I just play that.

You know me.

I'll be a one-balled babe hound

when I'm 80.

I got a date with a new girl.

She's fantastic.

What, another cosmetics counter girl?

No, man, no. A Librarian. She's

so hot. A Little redheaded girl.

She gave me this book to read.

This book will change your Life.

I gotta go.

I Like to be spanked

with a day-old carrot.

How much you got?

Twenty bucks.

And my own carrot.

Excuse me.

I've got a proposal, but it might

sound a Little strange.

The Chinese Theater is this way?

Thank you very much, ma'am.

- Where's the carrot?

- I got it.

It's okay. I got it.

I just wanted to give you this.

You were there?

I tried to stop the wedding,

but I was Late.

So, this proposal...

...does it involve sex?

Yeah, I'd say there'd be a fair

amount of sex involved.

Definitely a house and a ring.

- Maybe even some children.

- Children?

At least a dog.

Definitely not a hamster.

I Like dogs.

So, what's up, Delaney?

You love me or something?

I do.

I now happily ratify...

...your union as husband and wife.

You may kiss your bride.

Wait.

Not until you say those

three Little words.

I'm not falling for that one again.

Suck my cock.

Hold it. Hold it.

How big ofan idiot

do you think l am?

I love you.

This is fantastic. You're Like a big,

bad dominatrix.

I can't wait to get to this.

Show me what you got.

I don't know.

I think something's missing.

Yeah, something's missing, get your

butt out of that Little thing.

You got to do something to me.

Let's see what you got.

Tricia?

What the hell am I thinking?

Oh, God, I knew it!

Oh, how could you?

Consuela. Kelly. Tricia!

You're all dirty birdies!

You want to join us?

Thank God Almighty!

Come on, Johnny.

Oh, yeah, Johnny. Oh, come on.

If you don't cut, I'm gonna come.

What is it exactly you

want me to say?

You know...

...those three...

...Little...

...words.

Okay. I love you.

I love you, I love you.

I love you.

Yeah, baby!

Hold it, Bob.

- In unison, turn. Okay?

- Two, three.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I tried, I tried.

C mark.

Action!

You're under arrest, you sick f***.

You should try some Visine.

Why do I need Visine?

So you can get a clear future of our

vision together.

Wash my car.

I mean, I might've fallen in love with

her that night.

What happened to her?

She might've been

the love of my Life.

Energy and pace.

What the f*** are you doing?

I'm experimenting. He said try some

stuff. I'm blowing bubbles.

You're welcome.

Michael. Oh, call me.

Okay. I will.

Don't get too comfortable.

- You have got to wait your turn.

- Hurry up, I'm next.

Jesus Christ! What the hell is this?

Oh, my God.

Cut.

That's a wrap.

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