Tooth Page #2
Oh, yeah. Why rock the boat?
Rock the boat?
I'll show them "rock the boat".
Tom, wake up!
Come here, you hungry bears.
She's over here.
Tom, you gotta look!
Are you guys up?
Dad's making breakfast.
Yeah, Dad.
Whoa.
It's real, Tom. It's not a dream.
If you're in it, it's a nightmare.
Go on, touch it.
- What did you do, squid?
- Nothing bad. I wished for it.
A gazillion dollars.
And she gave it to me.
The Tooth Fairy did.
Tolly, there is... no such thing.
Uh, yeah, Tom, there is!
Are you comin' out or am I comin' in?
Be right there, Dad!
All right.
- Are you telling?
- Are you kidding? They'll freak.
Dad hates money, remember?
We gotta fake him out.
Just do the usual stuff, OK?
OK, Tol?
Sorry. Toaster's busted.
Uh, great breakfast, Dad.
Gotta go to the library to do a...
book report on Abraham Lincoln's dog.
Promise you'll clean your room before
Christmas, or I'll do it myself.
Promise!
- What do we do now?
- We change the future.
We're just kids.
And we can keep on makin' mud pies
and pickin' our nose...
...and playing with our food...
...or we can change the world
as we know it. What'll it be?
Say the middle one again.
Forget it. Come on!
I wanna buy the Wall of Shame.
Hey, kid...
...go buy yourself a personality.
Gosh.
I hope the Tooth Fairy
doesn't get in trouble for this.
Repeat:
Code red.This is a code red.
Repeat:
Code red.Is this the Christmas party?
Operative 565!
The boss wants to see you!
Now!
He used to work the cash machine.
Now he's cleaning toilets
for the next millennium.
One can only dream what's
in store for you.
Ah, Tooth, good to see ya.
You look busy.
Why don't I come back never?
Relax! Take a load off.
Can I get you anything? Coffee, tea,
carrot cake? Or how about...
...a new career?!
- Give me a break.
- Excuse me?
I said it's a terrible mistake.
Ha-ha! You're funny, kid.
Three packs a day, I gotta cut down.
Look, kid, we got Christmas
in 36 hours but we can't afford it...
...cos you just gave away a gazillion
dollars like a deranged slot machine!
It was just a prank. So make more.
Make more? With what?
Ohhh... I got stress.
Three, two, one... kablooey!
Go ahead, run.
They're still gonna hate ya.
Oh, yeah. Cos when
the children of the world find out...
...you ruined
their beloved holidays...
...you'll be
I got 36 hours to save Christmas...
...or we're all done for.
Every child will hate me.
You guys, can't we talk about this,
huh? Fairy to fairy?
Fairy? You don't know
the meaning of the word.
You just couldn't help yourself,
could you?
Ooh, look at the time.
Tooooooooth!
It's hopeless.
We'll never fix it in time.
Oi! Where d'you think you're going?
Wallit house. Fast.
- But... but...
- They need you. For a makeover.
- Ohh... Aauuuuughh!
- In Accounts.
But... but the Fairy Hunters,
they'll see you.
Not the way I'm goin'.
It's suicide.
Or... could be cool.
Now, hear this. Tooth has escaped.
Forget about the money.
Find Mrs C and get magic back.
It's the only way
to save Christmas now.
They say she lives at the end
of the rainbow... in a magic castle.
You need to get out more.
Follow this map
to a f... friend of mine.
There's others like us, up there,
looking for her.
You g... go, girl.
A week ago,
Notice the distinctive belt
worn by the intruder.
Closer, and we see "Dental
Re-imbursement Operative 565".
The official police report called it
"a garden-variety burglary"...
...but I think it's something more.
A Tooth Fairy.
This is the evidence we've been
waiting for. Let's move out!
Uurgh!
That's right, girl. Daddy's going to
Tough day, ma'am?
Oh... you know...
Do you ever feel you've had your
big chance in life and you're just...
...throwing it away?
Where is it?
It's got to be here...
Running out of time...
Where's the money?
There you are!
I've been waiting.
- Thomas, do you know this person?
- Uhh...
Uh... buh... um...
She's a refugee... and...
...she's...
- Got amnesia.
- Right. Because her...
- Herrrr...
- Herrrr...
...hairdo...
...is too tight?
Y... yeah.
What are you guys wearing?
Nobody move.
- C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
- Hello?
That was great. But... cough it up.
- Cough what up?
- The money!
Lmpossible. He was at the library.
I want it all back, and now.
You're her!
He did?
She's the... Mmm Fairy.
Would you knock it off, Tol-ly?
Thomas J Wallit!
In here, double time!
That was the Buy 'N' Binge. They said
you came by today, giving away money.
- A lot of money.
- Tell me you didn't...
- Ahh!
- Honey, have you seen my...
Whoa. Nice threads.
Dad, someone dropped this off today,
said he'd... heard about your band.
Yeah?
Need a signature here.
Honey, what's goin' on?
Incomin'!
Surprise!
What... have you... done?
Look at her. She's no Tooth Fairy.
She's a tooth ache!
Rule number one:
Never go up in the daytime.
But desperate times
mean desperate measures.
Oh, my ulcer...
All right, people! Operation
Money Back needs some volun...
...teers.
29 hours to Christmas!
I'll do it myself!
Mrs C, what are you looking at?
Get outta the way!
I can't believe you got our kids
involved in some sort of crime ring.
Crime ring?
Who do I know in a crime ring?
Guys, it's stuff to make you happy!
Tommy, Tommy, did all this stuff come
from, like... someone else's house?
You mean, did we steal it?
No. We bought it with real money.
- I don't want one of your stories.
- I'm not making it up, Mom.
We've got bags of it.
Right...
...here.
Ohhh, not the money!
Not the money!
I don't believe it!
The money is gone!
Oh, this is the end!
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
Will you cover me?
We're over!
We're over, we're finished!
Who's that?! Who's com...
Who's coming in here now?!
- Wa-huhh! What...
- You... you...
- Huh... What...
- What are you doing here?
- Fairy Hunter!
- Tooth Fairy, dead ahead.
Bogey at two o'clock.
Plug your ears!
There are so many
different kinds of carpets...
...it's hard to know where to begin.
Whuhh...
There's the shag carpet...
...the area rug...
...and its little cousin, the doormat.
There's the Persian carpet,
the Oriental rug...
...the floor rug...
...the toupee.
Out! Get out, you rotten humans!
Make him let 'em go!
Are you kidding? He'll make me spend
my wonder years cleaning toilets.
Tooth, come home!
They'll eat you alive out there.
It's too dangerous for our kind.
I'll be the most hated creature
on earth.
Can't you just wave your magic wand
or s... something?
No, I can't just wave my magic wand.
Just an idea.
Forget about the money.
Find Mrs C and get magic back.
It's the only way
to save Christmas now.
They say she lives at the end
of the rainbow... in a magic castle.
I can't wave my magic wand...
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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