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I am outta here.

Listen. You need us.

Make you a deal. We help you...

...and you get our mom and dad back.

Deal.

Hey, kid!

"Oh, what did you do today, Tom?"

"The usual. Woke up a zillionaire,

giant rabbit took my folks...

...got zapped with a sleep ray..."

What's the map for, anyway?

Lt'll get us to Mrs C.

She's Santa Claus's wife.

We're gonna see Santa?!

I'm gonna ask for peace on earth

and for broccoli to taste like candy.

Yep.

I'm on the road to Crazy Town.

Would someone please tell me

what's going on?

So now the money's gone

I got 27 hours to find magic...

...or Christmas gets the axe

and I get blamed. Stop!

That is the dumbest story

I ever heard.

Oh, you're the expert(!)

I'm scared about Mom and Dad.

We'll get 'em back, squid. OK?

- I promise.

- OK.

I lost my rabbit.

Forget it. We're not going back.

Help. Help me.

Rabbits and fairies.

I want them both.

It's two-for Tuesday. Nab one freak

of nature, get one free.

Two teams. Team Two grabs the fairy,

Team One nabs the rabbit.

Hysterical. You're fired.

There's a good girl.

Where is she, eh?

Follow the smell. Which direction?

All right, Hunters.

Hunt.

Home!

# Home, sweet home

Home, sweet home

# Home, sweet home

Home, sweet home

# Home, home, home #

Ohh... I can't believe it.

This is too awful. What have I done?

Now arriving,

Transport Unit number 36...

...and Mom and Dad.

No-one's here!

I'm Dental Re-imbursement

Operative 565.

A friend sent me... from downstairs.

We're looking for someone.

Um... Mrs C.

It's not raining, is it?

Name's Puddle. I'm a Little Helper.

An elf.

Cheese log?

What are you doing up here?

Following rainbows.

313 so far.

There's a lot of us looking for her.

So what's so special

about this Mrs C person, anyway?

- She's got magic.

- Like card tricks and stuff?

Better.

Merry... Christmas!

Every toy here

was made by magic...

...once upon a time.

Now we just buy 'em

like everyone else.

"Made by magic in the North Pole."

Someday we'll get magic back and make

toys the old-fashioned way again.

Yes. Yes, I am aware the Sceptical

Examiner says I'm a fat liar.

My reaction? No comment.

I said "No comment", Mother.

I am giving it my all.

Look... ha... hang on!

What?!

You've found them?

Good. Move in.

Use extreme force.

Precipitation plus sunshine equals

chromatical optical phenomenon.

A rainbow!

Got it. She's there.

This is the big one, I know it.

Let's move out.

Anyone got a better idea?

Who is it?

Pizza guy.

I didn't order any.

This way!

Come on, girlfriend, suck it in!

He really wants

to deliver that pizza.

Look, you go on,

but you're gonna need some help.

There's a guy I know. He's one of us.

He'll protect you.

Danger's his middle name.

Whoaaa...!

Find Mrs C! You can do it!

Get magic back!

Come on, kid, move it!

- What about Mom and Dad?

- Workin' on it, Tol.

Hey, mister! How much for the bike?

What'd you bring them for?

I panicked.

Sorry. When I'm tense, I eat.

You wouldn't happen to know

where the money went, would ya?

No. I didn't think so.

Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace.

Love, love, love, love, love,

love, love. I know what this is.

This is a '60s flashback.

All your bigger rock stars have 'em.

Stage dive!

Oh, please. Put 'em to sleep.

Carpeting stands as one of

humankind's great innovations.

There's nothing like

the feeling of plush...

All right, people, show's over.

We got 23 hours to Christmas.

Let's work this problem.

When are we gonna see

Mrs Santa Claus?

We gotta find someone first.

Some guy named... JJ.

Sounds like a dog's name.

Looks like he lives in...

A golf course?!

So, you're looking for magic,

are you?

The only magic I know

is a hole in one.

Ooh... Ahh!

Hmm...

Mm...

- Oh, yawn.

- We hear danger is your middle name.

Must've mistaken me for someone else.

Name's Jarvis.

Jarvis Jarvis.

And this is my better half, Bon Bon.

- No kidding... kidding.

- Moisturiser, Jarvy?

Are you guys Little Helpers?

How droll. Who told you that?

Your friend Puddle.

Before the Fairy Hunters got her.

Fairy Hunters? You're sure?

Sounds like an A6 scenario, Jarvy.

- I knew it. You're elves.

- Bite your tongue!

We're personal protection operatives.

- Fairy godparents.

- Retired.

We're looking for Mrs C.

Puddle gave us these co-ordinates.

Mrs C!

You'll never find her.

Rainbows and castles,

castles and rainbows.

I spent 25 years on Mrs C's trail.

Thrill of the chase, Fairy Hunters

nipping at your haunches...

Nothing. Dead end.

So you gonna help, or what?

Listen, kid, I've got a reasonable,

quiet life here.

Low fat, high fibre, sensible shoes.

- Niceness to animals and old people.

- And totally danger-free.

Of course we'll help.

Let's light this candle!

Yee-hah!

I'm feeling really good about this...

To-o-o-o-o-om?

Ye-eah, To-o-ol?

Are we the-ere ye-e-et?

Maybe we got the co-ordinates wrong.

Hey!

So, aren't you

supposed to have wings or somethin'?

No magic, remember?

Just a dead body part.

Like your brain.

You don't have

a lot of friends, do you?

So?

You?

Kids my age think

I'm a... flesh-eating virus.

Like that kid who beats you up

all the time?

Did you know he likes

to pick flowers?

And when no-one's around

he wears his mom's shoes.

- You've got dandruff.

- It's not dandruff, it's snow.

Only Santa can make snow.

I want my rabbit!

Send in the machine.

Target acquired. E4972.

Target acquired. Code red.

You've got dandruff.

You've got dandruff...

Don't look now. Fairy Hunters.

E4972. Target acquired.

Easy, there, cowboy.

Run!

We are going in.

I've got 'em in my sights.

Go on, kids, save yourselves!

What is it with these guys?

- Everyone wants to be a hero.

- Come on!

Give up the children

and we won't hurt you.

- We're here to take the children.

- Not on my watch.

Uh... Wuuhhhhh!

Oh, Jarvy!

It's just like old times.

Yoo-hoo! In here!

In here! Yoo-hoo! In here!

Come on, Tol!

Yoo-hoo, hoo-hoo!

Uh-oh.

Ten hours to Christmas.

Time's running out, people!

This is cosy.

Who are you?

Just a humble Joe trying to make

a name for himself. And you are?

Late for Christmas.

Ho, ho, ho... hold your horses,

Dental Re-imbursement Operative 565.

You have no idea

who you're messing with, mister.

You don't scare me. Huh!

Small spaces, surviving on

rainwater and hair: That scares me.

Also bagpipes.

But you? No!

So... tell me about

your rabbit friend, and the car wash.

What's in it for me?

What?!

The question of the age:

"What's in it for me?"

How about the honour

of making Plug a household name?

This is Herbert.

People who know his work

call him the Extractor.

Get what you can out of them.

Call me when it's over.

Hmm.

Tom! Do something!

Listen, mister...

you want some appliances?

We got a house full of 'em.

Tom!

When I was four, my dad put

a tracking device inside my nose.

I signal him:
Hmm!

And... and he shows up with an army.

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