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Uuaahhhh!

Oh, it's so good

to see one of my own!

How is it downstairs,

is the routine still the same?

Hey, do you know...

...I actually miss it.

Kids, I'm a Tooth Fairy.

I've been wanderin' round for years,

trying to find Mrs C.

But all I know is teeth. That's how

I wound up being a dentist.

But do you know what?

I'm OK with that.

- You were looking for Mrs C?

- I found her, too.

- Rewind.

- You found Mrs C?

Oh, yeah. Trying to get,

you know, magic and that.

But, well... she's got a few issues.

So now I'm just doin' my part.

You know, working for Plug.

But I do make sure nobody gets hurt.

The History

Of Wall-to-Wall Carpeting.

There's nothing like the feeling

of plush, foot-friendly carpeting.

Where would we be without it?

The belt must have

sent them to sleep.

Batteries are low

but I think it still works.

You gotta tell us how to find Mrs C.

Yeah, we've been following rainbows

left and right.

Quick, get in.

Take the belt.

Quick.

If you wanna catch the rainbow,

it comes every day at 9am.

Get him!

Mom?

Dad?

All right, there, big guy.

That was quite a fall.

What are you doing here?

- Shall we tell him?

- Yeah.

We're secret operatives.

- Operatives?

- Yes, that is right.

- Agents working for Mrs C.

- Both of you?

- Together?

- That's right.

Our home life, the... the whole

unhappy-marriage thing...

Your dad's flaky-musician routine!

- It's just an act.

- It's a cover.

Everything's gonna be OK now.

I promise.

Ohh!

What about Tolly?

My sister(!)

You don't have a sister, Tom.

She was eaten by bears. Remember?

Tom, wake up.

- Where are we?

- In some kind of underground lake.

We fell in.

Your sister's little friend

saved our bacon.

A fish?

Ow!

She's, uh, not a fish, Tom,

she's a mermaid.

Apparently the kid speaks Mermaid.

What kind of rainbow

turns up every day at nine o'clock?

You got something, Tol?

- She knows where it is?

- Well...?

What was that you said?

If you want to catch a rainbow,

they come every morning at 9am.

What does that mean exactly?

I'm strong.

I'm OK, I'm on a beach.

Where are they going? Tell me!

Ice cream, cocoa,

silk pyjamas, lotion...

Bye-bye, mermaid.

Wow!

Rainbow Clean and Fresh!

"Commercial laundry for 100 years."

Guys!

That's the rainbow?

Come on. Shh.

Huh?

Hey, what's going on?

What about vampire teeth?

Do you do them, too?

Please. There's totally

no such thing as vampires.

- Shark teeth?

- Nuh-uh.

- Dog teeth?

- Nope.

- False teeth?

- Shush.

You're nervous about seeing Mrs C,

aren't you?

Who, me?

Nah.

A castle

at the end of the rainbow!

Yes...?

Yeah, uh...

we're looking for Mrs C.

All those for Mrs C...

...must first survive

these trials three.

Those who wish an open door...

...find the password on the floor.

Uh...

...there's nothing on the floor.

S... T...

...E... V... E.

Steve?

Uh... the...

the password is "Steve".

Yes...!

The password is "Steve".

OK, big guy. Let us in.

First, ring the bell

but not the buzzer.

Three tries in all, and not another.

That's a lousy rhyme.

Best I could do

on short notice.

- You're gonna blow it.

- You're making me nervous.

What happens if he blows it?

He falls into a vat

of angry snails.

Could be worse.

- Shut up. You're making me sweat.

- Well, don't.

Then shut up!

Works for me.

Could you hurry it up?

The final test!

I don't have time for this.

- Oh, dear!

- Well!

What a mess!

It's all right, everybody!

Everything's under control.

Well, you made it.

Congratulations.

I thought the breaking-down-the-door

bit was excessive, but not to worry.

OK, where are we

and who are you?

Around the world they say that I'm...

...the one and only king of rhyme.

It's me!

The voice of choice,

the host with the most, the man...

- We get it.

- So, erm, you want to see... Mrs C.

Yes, I'm, er, sorry about all that

"spooky castle" stuff back there...

...but it keeps away the riffraff.

Heavenly Acres Home

for Retired Magicians?

Come on, come on, come on.

Now, you have to be careful.

Erm... Mrs C is in a terrible mood.

One of the residents...

levitated her poodle.

- We can't get it off the ceiling.

- What's all that racket?!

Er... er... nothing, er, ma'am.

Er, it's just your...

your next appointment... is here.

Here we go.

- Break a leg!

- Hey... hey!

Where's he going?

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Um... are you Mrs C?

- Who wants to know?

- I need magic. Big time.

May I ask why?

Er... we just wanna

help our mom and dad.

If it's magic you want,

got it coming out of my ears.

No-one can make 50 bucks disappear

quicker than I can.

Just say the magic words

"new handbag" and poof!

Turn it down, dear, I'm in a meeting.

Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

- Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

- Santa!

Oh-ho... oh-ho...

Children, this magic

sounds pretty powerful.

The world would have to be a pretty

wonderful place to deserve it.

All I know is I got till sunset

to make things right...

...or the whole world's gonna hate me.

I don't wanna be hated.

Oh, I see. This is all about you,

is it? Bit selfish, don't you think?

But... that's not what I said.

- Sorry, dear, can't help you.

- But...

Turn it down or I'll kick it in!

Come on, Tol.

Look, lady, do you know

what we've been through?

So you're having a bad day

or you think the world's a drag!

Just do something about it...

...cos, if you sit there when you're

needed most, you're the selfish one!

Do you know who I am?

Erm, everything all right?

How many of them do you have to hurt

before you change your mind?

Yeah, we were... just leaving.

It's to make you happy.

Merry Christmas.

Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho...

Ho-ho-ho-ho!

Tom, where are you going?

FBI, Navy Seals, the Mafia,

whatever it takes...

...l'm getting my mom and dad back.

- What? Tom!

Wait, Tom... I wanna help.

Forget it. You don't care about them.

You're just scared

people will hate you.

The only one you've cared about

this whole time is you.

It's not true.

The money.

Where is she?!

Where's the fairy?

- Where is she?

- Put me down!

I would love to put you down.

Now, tell me where

your friend the fairy is.

Come on! Oh, stop kicking.

Little brat.

- Where is she? Where's the fairy?

- Let me go!

Get off of me!

Yo! You want a piece of me?

- Aah!

- The car wash:
Show me how it works.

Show me.

OK. OK, just don't hurt 'em.

Please.

Oh, what's the use?

No money means no Christmas,

no teeth, no us.

We might as well just fade away.

Come on!

Where's your spirit? Ahhh!

Remember when you did Easter duty

after eating 400 pounds of fudge?

Or the time your belt broke...

...so you bored that boy back to sleep

with the story of your life.

Sir, you'd better have a look.

We're done for!

Hunters! They're coming!

This wouldn't be happening

if we still had... magic.

Where are we going?

My house.

First time I ever have friends over

and it has to be like this.

Now arriving...

...Fairy Hunters.

The kids.

The kids!

Showtime!

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