Topsy-Turvy Page #14
...and there, on the sands...
...are hundreds of nannies | all pushing empty perambulators about!
And every time she tries to be born...
...he strangles her with her umbilical cord.
I shouldn't imagine | Sullivan'd much care for "that".
I'm proud of myself...
...triumphant, exhilarated, | exhausted, revived...
...and fed up to the back teeth | with these wretched kidneys.
Poor old thing.
Arthur, an old demon has come back | to haunt us at a most unwelcome time.
What on earth do you mean?
Oh.
I didn't want to tell you.
- Are you sure? | - Yes.
How long have you known?
Ten days.
Oh, Fanny.
I shall make the arrangements.
That won't be necessary.
I couldn't go through that again.
I'm sorry that you have to.
I've made my own arrangements.
Have you?
Someone has been recommended to me.
After all...
...it is 1885, Arthur.
I love "The Mikado".
You've put everything you are into it.
You light up the world.
You can't help it.
I must fly.
Yes, I am indeed beautiful.
Sometimes I sit and wonder...
...in my artless Japanese way...
...why it is that I am | so much more attractive...
...than anybody else in the whole world.
Can this be vanity?
No.
Nature is lovely...
...and rejoices in her loveliness.
I am a child of nature...
...and take after my mother.
# The sun whose rays are all ablaze
# With ever-living glory
# Does not deny his majesty
# He scorns to tell a story
# He don't exclaim, "I blush for shame
# So kindly be indulgent"
# But fierce and bold in fiery gold
# He glories all effulgent
# I mean to rule the earth
# As he the sky
# We really know our worth
# The sun and I
# I mean to rule the earth as he the sky
# We really know our worth
# The sun and I
# Observe his flame, that placid dame
# The moon's Celestial Highness
# There's not a trace upon her face
# Of diffidence or shyness
# She borrows light that through the night
# And truth to tell
# She lights up well
# So I for one don't blame her
# Ah, pray make no mistake
# We are not shy
# We're very wide awake
# The moon and I
# Ah, pray make no mistake | We are not shy
# We're very wide awake
# The moon and I
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