Total Siyapaa Page #3

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oh, God!

And you two will live

in Karachi after the marriage.

No, mom. London.

Your children will be Muslim, dear.

They won't be, mom.

We've thought that,

our children will decide..

..which religion

they want to practice.

There will be no problem.

- There's no problem yet.

But when he gets a second,

third and fourth wife..

.then you'll think

that your mother was right.

Mom, Aman believes in Monogamy.

What "Gamy"?

He won't perform anymore marriages.

But you will change

your religion, dear.

I won't.

And you will even change

your name after the marriage.

No, mom, I won't.

And Aman's totally cool with it.

Come to your senses.

- What senses?

What are you..

- Asha!

Hey.. Hi!

Why were you screaming?

- I wasn't screaming.

Mom was screaming

because Aman's..

A Pakistani.

You knew.

I just met him outside.

- How did you find out?

I did, as soon as

he opened his mouth.

Aman.

Aman.

Aman.

Grandpa, have you seen Aman?

Aman, who?

- Aman.

The one who came with me.

Have you seen him?

- Him?

Yes.

I told him a joke,

and he ran away after hearing it.

Ran away.

- Yes.

Where?

- outside.

oh no.

Who ran away?

Aman ran away.

Why?

Don't you know why?

All of you ganged up on him. Why

did I come here in the first place?

I shouldn't have..

- No, dear, you shouldn't say that.

Mom, I wanted Aman to meet my family.

But the truth of the matter is..

..my family is not worth

being introduced to anyone.

No, dear, we aren't useless..

..he's a Pakistani.

Try to understand.

Just..

Dear.

Hello. - Aman.

Asha, there's been a problem.

Is it Aman?

Give me, I'll apologies.

- Hold on.

Listen, the soup container

slipped out of my hands..

..fell out the window

and landed on someone's head..

..and, I think he's dead.

What are you saying?

Give me, I'll apologies.

Hello, Amam. This is aunty speaking.

Sorry, son. I over-reacted.

It's okay if you're a Pakistani.

Asha and you came

to give us good news..

..and we ruined your surprise.

Sorry, son. Come up.

Don't come up, I am coming down.

Yes, okay. - Shall I come too?

Mom, you just wait here.

I'll get him.

See...she's chosen a Pakistani.

Unbelievable.

Aman. - Asha.

I thought you ran away.

Where's the soup? - Soup?

The soup and the man

are lying right there.

Listen, I'll call the ambulance.

Don't call from your phone..

..Iet's call from the booth across.

Why are we scared?

Do you want to be arrested?

Why will I be arrested?

Yes, mom.

- Asha, are you two coming?

Yes, mom, we're coming.

Aman's coming too.

Yes, aunty, I am coming.

Bless you, son.

- okay, mom, bye.

Come on.

- Why wi ll I be arrested?

It was an accident.

You're a Pakistani,

have you forgotten?

If anything happens to him,

you'll be arrested, Aman.

- Your life will be ruined.

- And what about his life?

I guess he's..

And maybe not.

The ambulance is coming

and would take care of him.

Come on.

- This isn't right.

You.. - We don't have an option, Aman.

Please don't think too much.

If anyone asks, tell them..

..you came down to have a smoke.

But I don't smoke.

At least you can lie.

Very less.

But, whenever I do my ears turn red.

I..

Don't say anything.

Go get the container,

until then I'll call the ambulance.

Where is it?

Father, have you

seen the soup container?

What soup?

The soup.

You ran away with the soup. - Mom.

Sorry, dear.

Take it. - No, it's for you.

Take it. - No, you keep it.

Sorry, son.

Sorry, son.

Come in. Come.

Come on.

How much is this one for?

69.95, sir.

And that one? - That is 59.95.

And.. - 49.95, sir.

For a man who doesn't

want to spend any money.

These are free.

Free delivery?

I know, I have been telling you..

Hi.

Do it again. Do it again.

Do what again?

Do it again. Do it again.

Anjali, behave yourself.

Again. Again. Again. Again.

Do it again.

Do what?

Nothing,

I showed her a small magic trick.

Anjali, straight to

bed after the magic trick.

Promise? - Promise.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

"Baby Shirin.. Baby shirin.."

Throw it out of the window!

Throw it out of the window!

Throw it out of the window!

Will you come with me for a second?

Come on.

Listen.

I know a trick as well.

Watch.

Yes. Look here.

one

two

three..

Why didn't you tell me, that..

..Anjali saw you dropped the soup.

- I forgot.

And where did you learn

this stupid magic trick?

What am I stuck in?

okay, I am sorry I said that.

Why hasn't the ambulance arrived yet?

How do you know it hasn't?

Hello. Ambulance, siren.

It's been just 5 minutes,

it will be here.

Did you call them? - of course.

Swear it. - Swear what?

Swear that you called the ambulance.

You think I am lying.

What kind of a person you think I am?

I know what kind of a person you are.

I don't even know what

kind of a person I am.

You're the idiot that..

.throws a frozen

soup out of the window.

Say it. Say whatever you like.

You can all call me whatever you like.

I am alone after all.

Aman, why are we fighting

amongst ourselves.

I am sorry.

I just came to meet you.

And because you insisted.

I told you it's not a good day today.

Let's not meet today.

"No, let's meet today."

Since I arrived someone's

throwing an orange..

..or shooting a bullet,

or abusing me..

..or threatening me..

- Will you shut up or should I do it?

I don't know what you should do,

or what should I do?

What is all this?

I think that man's dead.

No, it was an accident.

It would've happened by someone else.

What are you saying? -Destiny.

Remember. - Asha.

Coming, mom.

Just relax.

Calm down. Calm down.

Relax.

Forget it.

Four,

three,

Two,

one.

How was it?

- I want an Ultrasum..

okay, dear,

first thing in the morning.

Come here.

No one's pregnant.

Mom, please. - Be quiet.

You're not pregnant.

- Mom, don't scream.

Raj and Simran are getting hurt.

- You're not pregnant.

Mom, help.

- Pregnant! Pregnant!

Both mother and daughter

are driving me mad.

Let go.

Pregnant.

Let it be, mom, she's a kid.

Kid? Let her play kiddies' game.

What's this? Raj-Simran.

Look here.

It's just a cushion.

There is no Raj-Simran.

You are not pregnant.

You've driving me crazy.

- No, no, no.

Yes.

Are you happy now?

You ruined her game.

Was this a game?

5 year old child, pregnant.

Jia. - Mom. - Foolish girl.

Raj-Simran.

Where are you going now?

Nowhere, I am right here.

Come with me to the kitchen.

See, she isn't depressed..

..she's getting crazier by the day.

This is why dad's having an affair.

Dad's having an affair?

of course.

How do you know?

He arrives after we fall asleep.

Leaves before we get up.

What else would you call it?

Good night.

- Good night.

Why don't you go back home?

I will once he comes to take me back.

What was the problem, Jia?

Problem.

Sanjay thought I

squandered lots of money.

But I feel he earns less.

Bloody miser.

But, why did you two have an argument?

I sort of used his credit cards?

Used?

or abused?

Abused.

I knew it.

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