Trail of the Pink Panther Page #5
- PG
- Year:
- 1982
- 96 min
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and sometimes even win.
So you think determination
was the key to his success?
He was a fool, but he epitomized
the 11th commandment.
The 11th commandment?
Thou shalt not give up.
- I like that.
- I thought you might.
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye.
- Come and see us again.
- I may do that.
The man of your dreams
is also a Machiavellian charmer.
I know that.
Thank you.
- Good-bye.
- Bye!
- You've just passed the hotel.
- Yes, ma'am.
But that's where I wanted to go!
- You see that car following us?
- What about it?
The two men in that car suggested
I drop you off at another address.
What are you talking about?
It was more like a threat
than a suggestion.
They threatened you?
One of them showed me
his brand-new gun.
Who are they?
You'll think I'm not on the ball,
but I neglected to get their names.
- You realize this is kidnapping?
- Yeah.
I have to be honest with you.
I couldn't come up with an alternative.
You can go to prison for life
for kidnapping.
Lady, the gun he showed me
was a.38 Magnum.
I don't know anything about guns.
That gun makes
enormous holes in things.
I had a choice between kidnapping you
and getting shot with that gun.
To be perfectly frank,
I would look terrible and feel worse
with an enormous hole in me.
Use it where it hurts the most.
Watch this.
Beat that. Miss Jouvet,
how nice of you to come.
- Did I have a choice?
- Actually, no.
Let's go where we can be in private.
- Do I have a choice?
- I just want to have a little talk.
- Watch your step.
- I always do.
Why the B-movie melodramatics?
You could have picked up a phone.
- Would you have come?
- To see the French godfather?
- Bruno, I'm a reporter.
- A terrific-looking one at that.
Take a swim.
Let's make ourselves comfortable.
Have a seat.
- Can I have a drink?
- Do I have a choice?
- Actually, no.
- How about some champagne?
Terrific.
You heard the lady.
Champagne, put a peach in it.
A peach?
Yes, sir.
in champagne before.
Very sexy.
- Make that two.
- Yes, sir.
What happens
if he doesn't have any peaches?
Something very melodramatic.
If it gets to that,
I'll settle for plain champagne.
Marie, you really are
some kind of sensational lady.
- Bruno, there is an old saying.
- What's that?
Never bullshit a bullshitter.
I want you to lay off
on this Clouseau thing.
- Take off your glasses.
- What for?
Then I can see what you're thinking.
I doubt that.
Why do you want me
to lay off Clouseau?
- That's not good enough.
It should be.
What if I don't?
When I was your age,
I used to sometimes wonder
what it would be like if I suddenly
found a whole lot of money.
- Ever imagine something like that?
- Yes.
I even imagined that someday
with a small fortune.
- What did you do?
- I was tempted.
That's a good start.
- But I said no.
- Not very bright.
I'm a reporter... for better
or for worse, an honest one.
Tell me why you want me
to lay off Clouseau.
I prefer things the way they are.
Clouseau created a lot of problems.
A smart lady like you
could find out he's still alive.
Or dead.
I might even find out
You've got a beautiful face.
Why stick it in where it doesn't belong?
It's my job.
What good is your job
from a hospital bed?
I knew you were going to threaten me,
but I didn't know how I was going to react.
- I've surprised myself.
- Is that right?
Instead of scaring me,
you have made me angry.
I can't remember
when I've been so angry!
I'm a member of the press,
and I will not be intimidated
by you or anybody else!
- Now who's being melodramatic?
- You call this melodramatic?
- Wait till I get home!
- What are you going to do?
Faint or throw up. Maybe both.
I won't know till I get there.
- Eight to five, it's throw up.
- You've got a bet!
Sir?
- Gutsy lady.
- Yes, indeed, sir.
- Great ass.
- I didn't notice, sir.
Arthur, there's an old saying...
never bullshit a bullshitter.
Yes, of course, sir.
Yes, a great ass, indeed.
Can I get out now?
I don't think she has
such a great ass.
What do you expect me to do?
- Arrest him.
- On what charge?
- He had me kidnapped.
- Can you prove it?
Ask the taxi driver!
You said it was the taxi driver
who kidnapped you.
Bruno's men forced him to.
They had guns!
- Did you see the guns?
- No, but the taxi driver...
I'm certain that everything
you've told me is true,
but I'm equally certain
that Monsieur Langois will deny it.
- Monsieur Langois?
- What it boils down to...
It boils down to
his word against mine!
Exactly!
And in certain circles,
Monsieur Langois' word
carries a lot of weight.
You are upset,
so I will ignore the innuendo.
Upset or not,
the innuendo stands.
May I suggest that you go home
Excuse me.
I shall tell you
exactly where I'm going.
I'm going to my office,
where I shall write my next broadcast
about a Mafia boss
who kidnapped me
and the chief inspector of the Sret
who refused to do anything about it!
In my opinion,
that would be most unwise.
What it boils down to, Inspector,
is I don't trust your opinion.
Miss Jouvet seemed a bit upset.
to be a real pain in the a...
So far, the incident
hasn't even been investigated.
If Bruno Langois is in the mood
to deny the allegation,
I will be happy
to repeat it on the witness stand.
It won't be the first time
that I've been instrumental...
- Lot of guts.
- ... to change his testimony.
I believe even the French
about challenging me in court.
As for Chief Inspector Dreyfus,
if he really is the paragon
of police virtue he purports to be,
why hasn't he bothered to find
the taxi driver and interrogate him?
It's intriguing, but the more
I find out about Clouseau,
the more
certain interested parties
would prefer that I drop
my investigation.
So far I haven't turned up
anything incriminating,
but obviously I'm rocking the boat
and people are getting nervous.
One thing's sure...
I intend to keep on rocking
until I have an answer for you.
Good night.
Inspector Clouseau's residence,
Cato speaking.
I've gone to Miami Beach
with my maternal grandmother.
Leave a message after the beep.
Avon calling!
You?
Regrettably.
Inspector Clouseau's residence,
Cato speaking.
I've gone to Miami Beach
with my maternal grandmother.
Leave a message after the beep.
- I'm sorry.
- I'm used to it.
This is Professor Auguste Balls
of Paris.
You Oriental picaroon, you can't
fool me about the plane crash.
He is hiding to avoid payment.
Unless I receive 4,000 francs
by Friday, I'm suing!
Put that in your opium pipe
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