Trailer Park Boys: Countdown To Liquor Day Page #11

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but... I'm thinking I'd like that.

It's healing up pretty good?

No one knows

what happened to Mr. Lahey.

My guess is he's probably

just off hiding in the woods somewhere.

What's liquor without the love?

A glass of sh*t.

Can I get another drink here, please?

Today, on MTV News,

major developments

in the Canadian rap scene.

How did a completely unknown MC

go from playing video dances

for $30 a night

to 5 sold-out shows at Massey Hall,

and a major label bidding war

on his back catalogue

of 14 previously unreleased albums?

With 16 years of determination,

and never giving up on his dream.

No matter how tough it got,

J-Roc never dropped the mic.

I met up with him in Toronto

on the release of his new single.

Can't Not Be Feeling This.

So congratulations on all your success,

this is very big news for you.

It is big, dog.

What's your name again?

Aliya-Jasmine.

Aliya-Jasmine.

You know what I'm sayin'?

Thank you. Aliya-Jasmills.

You know, there's a lot of label buzz

about you, right now.

The industry's talking about you.

Hum, but I understand

it's also bittersweet for you.

Let me get something straight, dog.

Straighter than them big,

long getaway sticks.

I wanna be very clear

about one thing, dog.

My new record's called

Get My DJ Out Of Jail.

And that ain't exploitin',

know what I'm saying?

Because he is in jail right now,

you know what I'm sayin'?

That's just the reality of my troops.

What exactly happened to you DJ?

I don't wanna give away the specifics.

Suffice to say, dog,

he did some robberization.

And some B&Es. Yeah!

He ain't gone away forever, dog.

And he did it for a good reason.

Which I won't... I'm not at...

legal liberty to say

what exactly he was doin' up in there,

but he's gonna be out soon.

And when he's out, he's gonna taste

the champagnes with me.

T, this is for you and me, dog.

If you're watching from up in there,

pound it, know what I'm saying?

Hands up, let's go!

Put your hands up!

Oh, yeah! Yeah!

Hands up, 3rd floor!

Put your hands up, yo!

Can't not be feeling this

J-Roc's got the quickness

Can't not be feeling this

Like a shorty with the thickness

We've been over this

and over this

'Cause you can't not

be feeling this

J-Roc's got the quickness

Like a shorty

with the thickness

We've been over this

and over this

'Cause you can't not

be feeling this

Hey yo can I get a witness

One of you all to testify

Who the dopest MC is

You want a hint

You might want to consider this

Played out all your ladies

And I'm still harder than calculus

I'll tell you this

While I flow like the Flowbee

Shorties in the club

Pushing up like they know me

They don't be they just wish

They got R-O-C

on the Christmas list

SPL bliss bein' this MC

And like Tarzan

I'm swingin' from shorty to shorty

So go ahead boy

Suck you teeth

If you'll excuse me ladies

This way please

You can't not

be feeling this

I said you can't not

be feeling this

J-Roc's got the quickness

Like a shorty

with the thickness

We've been over this and over this

A lot of ladies out tonight

Everywhere I look

My mind blowing at the sight

Like some hot air Chinook

See what they're wearin'

This one her name is Sharon

She says I feel like sharin' my friend

Whose name is Sharon

I'm like when and where

And unhookin' their apparel

And starin' right down the barrel

Just darin' them to pair up

Loudest joints are blarin'

Every motherf***er's starin'

They're barin' underwear

And I'm just tryin' to keep my bearings

Then the 3 of us slip out

When the time is right

There's a lot of ladies out tonight

Say it with me!

Lot of ladies out tonight

Lot of ladies out tonight

Yo J-Roc's got the quickness

Like a shorty

with the thickness

We've been over this

and over this

Hey you down

with double negatives

Lot of ladies out tonight

Show them hands!

Lot of ladies out tonight

Show them hands!

Come on, y'all sluts.

Massey Hall hands up!

J-Roc's got the quickness

Like a shorty

with the thickness

We've been over this

and over this

Hey you down

with double negatives

J-Roc's got the quickness

Like a shorty

with the thickness

We've been over this

and over this

Hey what'd y'all get

for Christmas

Blam, blam yo!

Peace out. Massey Hall.

you know what I'm sayin'?

Seriousness!

Yo!

One love, stay in school, kids.

Peace!

Well I'm howling for my baby

Standing in the rain

Yes I'm howling for my baby

People ain't this a shame

Well she left a note

Hanging on the door

Said I don't wanna see you anymore

And the rain fell down on my head

Said open the door babe

And let me in

I said open the door babe

Don't make me knock down the door

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