Trailer Park Boys: Countdown To Liquor Day Page #2
He called the Department
of Environment.
Now, we have to follow
the old sewer line
which runs right under
Julian's property.
Randy f***ed up and I have to fix it.
Again.
I walk along the street
We used to walk
2 by 2 lovers pass
And as they're passing by
I could die
'Cause you're not here with me
Come in!
Mr. Lahey? Randy?
Bubbles!
Hey, Bubbles!
Hey, how do you like the new park?
My cats, Mr. Lahey, where are they?
Bubbles, I have no idea
where your cats are.
Right? You have no idea
what happened to my kitties?
Calm down. Bubbles.
Get your hands off me, Randy.
You gotta calm down, okay?
Don't f***ing touch me.
Listen, Bubbles.
Don't make me throw you out, Bubbles.
There was a lot of people complaining.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Why did you board up the kitty door?
Listen, I think Animal Control
took them away, Bubbles.
Animal Control?
What do you mean. Animal Control?
Calm down!
Here, Randy! Want some fly paper?
Snack on that, Randy!
I'll put you down, I swear!
Bubbles...
Let me go, Randy!
Bubbles, you will calm down
or I'll have to call the...
Bubbles, that's it. I'm pinning you.
Get off me, Randy!
You need to calm down!
Lahey!
Get those clippers away from me!
Get them away from me!
I think it's caught in my hair.
Just wait.
My God... Don't tug it.
Don't move.
It hurts!
Bubs? I'm gonna have to turn it on.
Don't turn it on!
I'll have to turn it on
to get it out, Bubs.
Just relax, it won't hurt.
Lahey!
What did you do?
Nothing, Bubs. It looks great.
It's okay.
What did you do?
Didn't cut you a bit, Bubs.
What the f*** did you do?!
It's perfect.
Look, there's no need to crack
the sh*t crust over this.
You f***ed up my hair!
Bubs, it's not that bad!
I was an accident.
Yeah?
You just wait, fucky!
You wait till Ricky and Julian see this.
Bubbles... it wasn't our fault.
It was an accident.
It was an accident, was it?
That was an accident, too.
I'm as blue as I can be
Blue on blue
Cocksuckers...
Heartache on heartache
Blue on blue
Now that we are through
F***...
Blue on blue
Heartache on heartache
And I find I can't get over
losing you
Hello...?
Hello.
Hi, there.
What's going on here?
These guys are following me
around all the time.
Don't worry about them.
My name's Bubbles.
I'm from Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
I think you have some of my kitties.
Sunnyvale? Right.
Could you please take a seat?
Certainly.
Jenny?
Yeah?
The gentleman from the trailer park
is here. Could I see those files?
Just a sec.
Files?
You have files on my kitties?
Hi.
Right. So we had a few phone calls.
Very agitated phone calls from...
Mr. Lahey was concerned
about the welfare of your animals.
They were probably drunk calls
more than agitated.
Well... I think concern was making him
a little incoherent.
We collected 27 cats.
Now, of those, 21 had to be spayed
or neutered,
they were all full of fleas.
They all had to be needled.
They were in very poor condition.
They were showing signs
of malnutrition.
We don't condone neglect.
She started giving me the gears
that I don't take care of my kitties,
and this and that,
and I tried to explain to her:
Look. I had it figured out.
I built a food mountain.
And calculated how much time
I'd be away
and it was all gonna work,
but Mr. Lahey f***ed it up!
Point being...
that makes me a neglector.
I know, you're right.
Can I just get them?
I'll take them right now.
No. I'm afraid not.
$127 a cat times 27, you come up
with that and you can have your cats.
Jenn? Could you do a
run-up to Horton's?
Yeah.
Thanks.
Hey!
Come in after hours to see your cats.
Julian!
F***!
Where's Ricky? He didn't get out?
No. He got out.
I didn't think it'd be this bad!
What the f*** is Ricky doin'?
Look, don't tell him Randy and Lahey
shaved your head.
He'll f***ing freak out and attack them.
That's the last thing we need right now.
That's the last of my worries anyway.
I don't have that kind of money.
We'll figure that out, okay?
Why are we at the dump?
And why's he hidin'?
Man, you scared the f*** out of me.
I thought you were the cops.
What are you doing?
I told you to cover that up.
I can still see it.
It's almost done.
Department of Corrections?
What the f*** is that!?
We had to steal it to rob the liquor
store to get some start-up money.
My goodness...
Don't worry about it. Smooth as piss.
Where did you get the f***ing dope
Monte Carlo, man!
It's awesome. F***ing SS.
It's the company car.
Paid 4 grand for it, bud.
How much money's left?
Nothing.
Well, I had to buy tools.
I had to get the garage door.
which is going to go on tomorrow,
start-up costs.
You spent all the f***ing money.
Well, you gotta spend money
to make money.
that's the way business works, okay?
Actually, no, it's not.
You keep your money,
then you have your money.
That's how you f***ing make money.
And who the f*** made you in charge
of our money?
Who came up with the 4-year
business plan? Me.
Success. Yeah. Guess what?
I don't even get success.
Can everybody just stop fighting?
Listen... Look.
Since you don't even understand
what I'm saying here.
why don't I show you, get in the car.
Is that one of those f***ing
Hostess Munchies hats?
Yes.
It's awesome.
Give it back. Give it--
What in the f*** happened
to your head!
I was... messin' around.
My God...
He got drunk and high
and tried to cut his hair.
He f***ed up.
You did that yourself?.
My God, did you ever f*** it up!
No. I know.
That sucks, man.
Yeah, it sucks. It sucks moose balls.
And I did it.
Give me my f***ing thing.
Look! It's Shitwinkle and Cocky.
What the f*** are those idiots doing?
So much is riding on this.
We have all the tenants in the
new park, who have no sewer.
And we have to put the sewer line
through Julian's property.
And I am confident.
I have every hope
that Julian's gonna see the light.
and he's gonna accept my offer,
and be reasonable.
Julian... I gotta talk to you
about something really important.
Because if he doesn't,
I'm up sh*t creek.
Take a look at this trailer.
You haven't seen it for 2 years.
Look at it. It's falling down.
It's virtually condemned.
It needs to be destroyed.
This is totally rotten.
I've had it appraised.
A generous appraisal for $1,200.
Julian. I'm willing to offer you $1,400
and $700 Canadian Tire money.
And a chance for a new life
in my new park. What do you say?
You see this trailer?
My grandmother used to own that trailer.
Now, I own it. It's my home.
I'm gonna start up a business
in that trailer.
It's gonna be called Success Auto Body.
I've got a 4-year plan on it.
The wheels are already in motion, okay?
You're too late. Sorry.
Okay, Julian--
Come on, Randy.
Look--
Your minute's up.
Yeah, okay. I'm going.
I'm not gonna offer you...
I'm not gonna ask you
to sign anything here.
Thank you.
Just will you consider it?
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