Trainwreck Page #13

Wake up Aaron! You’re totally

sleeping.

AARON:

Nhnh.

AMY:

You said we were gonna stay up till

we figure it out like your parents.

AARON:

I’m listening.

AMY:

What’d I just say?

AARON:

You said wake up.

INT. HOSPITAL LOBBY - DAY

Aaron is walking into the building looking like a zombie.

INT. PRE-OP ROOM - DAY

Aaron enters.

AARON:

Amar’e.

98.

AMAR’E

Hey Doc.

AARON:

How you feeling today? You ready todo this?

AMAR’E

Yeah.

AARON:

We’re gonna do this. It’s gonna be

great. You’ve met Rachel.

NURSE RACHEL walks in. Reads his chart.

NURSE RACHEL:

Yes. We’ve been acquainted.

Rachel is switching the IV bag on the rack and in his arm.

AMAR’E

What’s that?

NURSE RACHEL:

Just a little more sedative. To

relax you.

AARON:

The good stuff.

AMAR’E

Whoah.

AARON:

Alright buddy. Ok we’re going to

replace your cruciate ligament. Doyou want a coffee?

AMAR’E

I’m not supposed to drink before.

AARON:

Don’t worry about it. Just onecoffee.

AMAR’E

Are you ok, Doc?

AARON:

I’m great. Me and Amy got in alittle argument, but I think I’mdoing ok.

(MORE)

99.

AARON (CONT'D)

This is gonna go really well. She

really lit into me last night.

AMAR’E

Wow.

AARON:

Like a side of her I’ve never seen

before. It got dark, fast.

AMAR’E

Are you sure you’re ok?

AARON:

I’m good. We’re gonna get this

going.

AMAR’E

Perfect.

Aaron opens a Sharpie with his teeth.

AARON:

I’m gonna mark the knee that we’re

gonna do the surgery on.

AMAR’E

That’s the wrong knee.

AARON:

I’m marking this as not the knee todo. Not the knee.

AMAR’E

Are you sure you’re ok?

AARON:

Amar’e I’m great. This is gonna go

great. This is the bad boy we’regoing to split open.

AMAR’E

This is a bad idea.

AARON:

You’re nervous, everyone gets

nervous.

AMAR’E

I don’t think you get it. We needto reschedule this.

100.

AARON:

No, we’re not doing that. I’ve gotto get you back out on the court.

We’ve got to get you back on thecourt. I wanna see you play. I’mhere for you. You’re nervous, I’mnervous. Amy was acting like apsycho last night. I don’t knowwhat I did. I really like her, butshe’s like a f***ing demon. Like

the f***ing excorcist. I said I

have surgery, you gotta let mesleep, and you know what she said?

(Exorcist voice)

No.

AMAR’E

I’m taking a rain check.

Amar’e pulls out the IV. A spurt of blood splashes Aaron’s

face.

Amar’e tries to stand up. Rachel catches him from behind and

her arms are wrapped around him. She is holding him up.

NURSE RACHEL:

Mr. Stoudemire, where are you

going?

AMAR’E

I gotta get out of here.

NURSE RACHEL:

Amar’e. Watch your head.

Amar’e crashes to the ground.

AARON:

Oh sh*t.

INT. AMY’S APARTMENT - DAY

Amy is still asleep on the couch. Aaron enters. Amy actstotally normal.

AMY:

(sweetly)

Hey. How did it go?

Aaron looks at her like she is insane.

101.

AARON:

It could have gone better. Have youjust been smoking pot and watchingTV all day?

AMY:

No, I got up and had some cereal atsome point.

AARON:

They canceled my surgery today.

Amar’e didn’t feel comfortable with

me performing it because I was tootired. So he fled. He was on a lot

of anesthesia and he fell. When I

tried to help him he called me awitch.

AMY:

Is he ok?

AARON:

It was because of all this sh*t

last night. Which was crazy. I wasthinking about it on the way overhere. Can I say something? It doesbother me that you smoke pot anddrink a lot and I do care that youslept with a lot of guys. It makesme feel unsafe.

AMY:

Yeah. You should be with a girl whoyou feel safe with.

AARON:

That’s not what I’m saying.

AMY:

It’s very clear. Obvious. Youshould be with one of those

cheerleaders.

AARON:

Amy.

AMY:

Go be with that kind of girl.

Little Texan with huge hair and bigtits. But when you get married shewants to be more conservative so

she gets smaller fake tits. Butthey still look amazing.

102.

AARON:

You know the thing aboutcheerleaders is they bring peopletogether and make them happy.

Unlike you and your friends at yourmagazine who sit there and judgepeople from afar, because if youdon’t try then you can’t fail.

That’s why you’re threatened bycheerleaders.

AMY:

That’s me. You really got me.

AARON:

You know what, Amy, I have to dothe surgery in two days. Let’s takethose two days off and then I’llcome back and we’ll work this out.

AMY:

I think you’re right, that’s good.

I know we’re done here.

AARON:

Done?

AMY:

It’s fine. It’s fine that we’re

done, because I don’t need to talk

to you anymore. Because theinterview is over. Because yourarticle got canceled. My boss saidyou were too boring.

AARON:

You win.

Aaron walks to the door. He stops then leaves.

Amy starts to cry, then composes herself.

INT. DRUIDS - NIGHT

Amy dances with Schultz, Bryson and Donald.

INT. DRUIDS - LATER

Amy and Donald sit in a booth with drinks. Amy is way moretrashed than Donald.

103.

DONALD:

How’re you doing?

AMY:

So great.

DONALD:

Fun right?

AMY:

This is the best, I love this.

So are you gonna work at the

magazine after the internship?

DONALD:

Honestly?

AMY:

Yeah.

DONALD:

Probably not.

AMY:

Why you’re so good, and you havesuch good energy.

DONALD:

But being around all thesepictures, I kind of want to dophotography.

AMY:

Oh yeah I can see that for you.

Like pictures and I love thatstuff.

BARTENDER:

Last call for alcohol. Last call.

AMY:

I’ve got to get out of here.

DONALD:

Oh you want to get outta here?

Amy is surprised. Shrugs, then takes a shot.

AMY:

Yeah, ok. Let’s go.

104.

INT. CARLYLE SUITE APARTMENT - NIGHT

Large echoey, rich old money sh*t. Donald is sober but Amy is

still trashed, looks around.

AMY:

Sh*t Donald.

They kiss. He pushes her on the bed.

DONALD:

It’s so nice to hang with yououtside the office.

AMY:

This is great. I really like you.

They kiss. He tries to lick her.

AMY (CONT’D)

Ok, maybe let’s, next phase, next

phase it up.

DONALD:

I know just what you mean.

He leaps on top of her.

AMY:

Ooh, when did you get here?

He takes off his jacket.

AMY (CONT’D)

Let’s get that going.

He rips off his shirt.

DONALD:

Sh*t. Sh*t.

AMY:

Yeah. Sh*t.

DONALD:

Feel me. Grab my tits.

AMY:

I feel like I’m the one with the

tits in the equation but this iscool.

DONALD:

You wanna lick ‘em? Yes you do.

105.

He grabs her and pushes her mouth into his nipple.

DONALD (CONT’D)

You there?

AMY:

Yeah I’m right there.

DONALD:

Suckle it. Aw sh*t.

AMY:

I don’t have a good angle.

She lays back down.

DONALD:

Stay really still.

He pours a line of white powder on her forehead.

AMY:

What is that?

DONALD:

It’s Adderall. I have ADHD and it

helps me with my education.

He snorts it and moans.

AMY:

This is so great, but--

DONALD:

Cradle my botch.

AMY:

What?

DONALD:

Cradle my botch.

AMY:

I’m gonna take a rain check.

DONALD:

You wanna get on top. You wannatake charge, daddy?

AMY:

Yeah.

They switch positions.

106.

AMY (CONT’D)

It’s momma’s turn.

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