Trainwreck Page #7

50.

AARON:

(babbling nervously)

This is where I live. It’s prettysweet. You want a drink or

anything?

AMY:

No thanks.

AARON:

This is the kitchen. It’s a prettysweet place. I’ve been here forabout a year. You know what...

Amy walks up behind him, her shirt already off.

AARON (CONT’D)

Let’s get some tunes on in thisplace.

(sees Amy)

Holy Sh*t.

They kiss.

AARON (CONT’D)

So we’re gonna do this now?

AMY:

We are gonna do this now. Is that

ok?

AARON:

That’s cool.

Amy sits Aaron on the couch. They start to have sex.

AARON (CONT'D)

Holy sh*t. We are doing this like

right now.

AMY:

We are doing it.

AARON:

We are off to the races. Alright,

that’s nice. Ah man.

AMY:

Oh my god. Good for you. I didn’tsee this for you.

51.

INT. AARON’S APARTMENT - LATER

They are lying in bed. He is really happy. Amy isuncomfortable.

AMY:

Ok. I’m gonna head out.

AARON:

Why don’t you stay over?

AMY:

No I’m not gonna stay here. You

have an early day I bet.

AARON:

No it’s fine.

He wraps his arm around her and kisses her shoulder. It’suncomfortable. They know it but are trying to be still. Theylie there for a beat.

AARON (CONT’D)

Are you comfortable?

AMY:

No. No I’m not.

AARON:

Oh. Ok.

AMY:

I don’t really like to spoon.

He moves.

AMY (CONT’D)

If I stay here can we sleep in arealistic position? Cause I’m alight sleeper. If you move or sweator breathe, I’ll wake me up andI’ll be awake all night longresenting you. So, can we just puta pillow there. (places pillow)

This isn’t your main pillow youuse, is it?

AARON:

No.

AMY:

Cool, let’s just get that in there.

They lie back down.

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AMY (CONT’D)

I’m sorry I’m nitpicking, you’rejust breathing on me really hard.

It’s like a strong wind. Justbreathe towards the sky.

AARON:

Like this?

AMY:

Do it and I’ll tell you.

He breathes upward.

AMY (CONT’D)

I’m still getting like a little bitof a wind.

AARON:

Jesus.

AMY:

Do you want me to go home? I can sosleep at home.

AARON:

No, this is so worth it.

INT. S’NUFF MAG - DAY

Amy is in her cubicle. Donald is staring at her takingcopious notes. Amy is annoyed and on her phone.

AMY:

Nikki, hurry up and get here.

Amy hangs up her phone.

DONALD:

When you’re writing an article, doyou always use a recorder?

AMY:

No.

DONALD:

When you’re writing an article,

what are the ten biggest mistakesyou could make?

AMY:

Plagiarizing, getting drunk,

f***ing someone.

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DONALD:

When you’re writing an article,

about someone famous that youreally like, do you become theirfriend?

AMY:

Why would you want to be theirfriend?

Schultz and Bryson walk by.

SCHULTZ:

Have you ever seen any kind ofarticle about guys that like tomasturbate to hockey fights?

AMY:

That’s not a thing.

BRYSON:

See I told you.

SCHULTZ:

Then why’d it work for me?

AMY:

We’re in the middle of something.

Schultz and Bryson walk away.

DONALD:

Seriously right? Ok, that actually

brings me to an interesting line ofquestioning.

AMY:

You know what, there going to wantyou to just do a bunch of webstuff. Everyone has a boner foryoung people and the internet. Theythink you have the key to it.

Dianna walks by. Amy turns her attention to Donald.

AMY (CONT’D)

And that’s why I’ll do anything Ican to help you here.

Dianna smiles at them. Amy smiles back. Donald is confused.

DONALD:

Yeah but, when you’re writing anarticle.

54.

AMY:

Sorry talk to me about it later.

Just write them all down.

Amy follows Dianna.

DONALD:

Ok.

INT. S’NUFF OFFICES - DAY

DIANNA:

I like you, Amy, I do. You’reclever but not too brainy. Prettyish,

but not gorgeous. You’reapproachable.

AMY:

Thank you.

DIANNA:

I want this promotion for you. Iwant you to help me to help you. Ineed to go up there to the menupstairs. I need you to provide mewith the ammo to know you can theirworkload. Can you handle theirload?

AMY:

I can handle all their loads.

Dianna walks away. Nikki walks up. They go sit on a couch.

AMY (CONT’D)

Nikki. Where have you been?

NIKKI:

I was getting a smoothie.

AMY:

I slept at the doctor’s place lastnight.

NIKKI:

Cause you were blackout drunk?

AMY:

No I was dead sober. I had like two

drinks. Three max. Four now that

I’m tallying. I was sober.

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NIKKI:

So you barely drank, cause you’reon antibiotics or something?

AMY:

No. I spent the night on purpose.

NIKKI:

I don’t understand.

AMY:

I don’t understand.

NIKKI:

When you think about the sex, areyou just kind of-

(makes a disgusted face)

AMY:

No, I’m like-(

makes a satisfied smile)

Nikki, smiles awkwardly, trying to make the same face.

AMY (CONT’D)

No, that’s not what I’m doing.

Amy’s phone rings. It says “Aaron Conners.”

AMY (CONT’D)

Oh my God! He’s calling.

NIKKI:

Why would he call? You just had

sex.

AMY:

It’s a mistake.

NIKKI:

Maybe he butt-dialed you.

Amy answers.

AMY:

Hello?

AARON (V.O.)

Hey there. It’s Aaron.

AMY:

This is Amy. I think you just butt-

dialed me.

56.

INTERCUT WITH:

INT. RESTAURANT - DAY

Aaron and LeBron James are sitting at a table finishing up a

meal.

AARON:

No, I dialed you with my fingers.

LEBRON JAMES:

What’d she say?

Amy covers the phone to whisper to Nikki.

AMY:

He called me on purpose.

NIKKI:

Hang up. He’s obviously sick.

Amy speaks back into the phone.

AMY:

What’s up?

AARON:

I had a great time last night and Iwant to know if you wanted to hangout again.

Amy holds the phone up so Nikki can hear, too.

AMY:

Will you say that again please?

AARON:

I was wondering if I could see youagain.

NIKKI:

I’m going to call the police.

AMY:

(to Aaron)

I’ll talk to you about it tomorrowat the interview.

INT. RESTAURANT - DAY

LEBRON JAMES:

Oh, she said yes.

57.

AARON:

Alright I’ll talk to you then. Bye.

LEBRON JAMES:

Oh man. That’s pretty cool. Ididn’t get to hear the wholeconversation though.

AARON:

We’re gonna talk about it when we

see each other tomorrow.

LEBRON JAMES:

That’s great. Did you guys makelove?

Aaron is reluctant to say.

AARON:

Yeah.

LEBRON JAMES:

My boy got intimate. Sexualintercourse.

AARON:

Why don’t you just announce it toeverybody?

LEBRON JAMES:

My boy’s got a girlfriend. It’sbeen forever.

AARON:

I’m not gonna lie, it’s been a

while.

LEBRON JAMES:

It’s been like six years sinceSheila and that only lasted likefive weeks.

AARON:

There was Debbie.

LEBRON JAMES:

Debbie didn’t even tell you whereshe lived.

AARON:

She thought I was a psycho. Shekept calling me Dexter.

58.

LEBRON JAMES:

What I’m saying is you gotta go forit. Focus if you wanna take it tothe next level. You got to give iteverything if you want this one.

When I lost the championship in2011, I worked on my game twice ashard. Worked on my post-up game.

And we won the championship. Twice.

AARON:

I don’t feel like that applies tome. But I appreciate the thought.

LEBRON JAMES:

You gotta take a risk. Like when Idecided to go back to Cleveland, Iwasn’t totally sure they were gonnawelcome me back. But they did. Theywelcomed me with open arms and anopen heart.

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