Treasure Inn Page #4

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also fall for her.

If more people appreciate her beauty

and her goodness,

I will be more than happy.

You sound like a pimp.

Let's go for a walk.

Don't leave the fire,

there will be many wolves at night.

If you meet them, you will

be bitten to death.

I am scared.

What a good day.

We will reach the Treasure Inn

half day later.

Got it?

We will not be tanned soon.

"Treasure Inn"

Hu Wa.

Mr. Wen, want some goat liver soup?

They look fierce, do they want to fight?

I don't think they are civilized guys.

You look tough, if I were them,

I wouldn't dare to beat you.

No, I am kind.

No one will beat me.

I haven't seen such an ugly guy before.

He is talking about you.

He is talking about you.

I hate people messing with my hair.

Beat him.

Can you give me one more room?

Mr. Wen, on the 14th and 15th of August,

there will be Treasure Auction at the inn.

The rooms are all booked.

I just can't spare another one for you.

Well, let's set a camp out there.

Yesterday we could sleep out.

But there are many snakes

outside this place.

No fire can keep them away.

If you sleep out, you will die.

So? What is it about?

I have one more room which

can be spared for you.

If you don't mind, you can take that.

Thank you.

Enjoy it.

Rooms should be spare for officers.

Captain Iron is right.

This room is mine.

You don't have the keys.

How can you say that's yours?

Kid, where did you learn your kung-fu?

My grandpa taught me.

May I know his name?

He is a man of no name.

He just taught me...

the essence of kung-fu is speed.

Okay.

Let me watch your speed.

You two are really great.

I am willing to spare one more room for you

to settle the argument.

Captain Iron, please stay.

Linglong.

Here you are.

She is nothing special.

But if you marry her,

you will die two or three years earlier.

What if you marry me?

Marry you?

I prefer death.

Lady boss?

You the lady boss who trades

goods with the triads?

I am only a woman.

Those businessmen just give me a chance

to make a living.

Let me tell you frankly.

I am here to get the bandits...

and the stolen booty.

If you want to stop me,

you'll be put to jail too.

Since Captain Iron wants to

execute law with force,

I will not bother you all.

At that time, let's see

how we act accordingly.

Mr. Jin, Captain Iron is here for you.

You'd better handle it with care.

Thank you for your care.

Linglong.

Your stance is special.

I don't fight with stance,

I fight with sense.

No stance is the best stance,

you're really something.

Hu Wa, bring me the wine.

Yes, Sis Linglong.

Sis Linglong.

I always want to drink

with kung-fu masters.

Here is my toast.

Hey, I haven't seen you drink before.

Yes, I haven't drunk any wine before.

I didn't put any drugs in it.

You're a kind of drugs indeed.

But I am not sure...

how strong it is.

Thank you for your trouble today,

take an early rest now.

Hey.

You shouldn't drink if you don't know how.

You are captivated by the big tits.

What do you mean?

I mean she's got big tits but no brain.

No, big tits...

can stimulate my brain.

That's right.

The sky is so red.

The sun has already set.

If red sky appears in a desert,

the old people will tell

you a storm is coming.

How big the storm can be?

It can take a whole camel team away.

Nothing will be left.

Five tough kung-fu masters

suddenly appeared.

Who are they?

Who cares. Anyway,

no one will leave this place alive.

When Silver Armor Army is here,

all will die.

Every kung-fu master will sure die...

whenever they encounter

such a strong army.

Pay attention to the lady boss...

and that doctor who plays the fool.

They are tough to handle.

Why don't you sleep?

I can't sleep.

Me too.

Do you want to have two

lovers at the same time?

Beware this will become a tragedy.

Hey.

Why did you disguise as Linglong?

I didn't disguise,

you just lost your mind.

I am too happy to be

invited to your room.

What else can make you happier?

I dare not ask for more.

I am already satisfied

with what I am having now.

We have been friends for three years.

You came here for a drink and then...

left at the mid-autumn festival.

You didn't come here for

trade or for revenge.

What do you come here for?

What do you mean?

You know...

many scums came here.

They even want to bully me.

But all were knocked out by me.

I know.

But you know, I helped you

to dispatch many scums.

How about you?

What do you want from me?

Nothing...

I hate liars.

Better be honest.

I don't lie, I am honest.

Speak up.

Linglong, I...

I am a scholar, sorry that

it's hard to tell, I...

Do you think I dare not kill you?

Linglong, if you point the

sword at me like this,

I can easily escape like this.

So, if you put the sword like this,

this can kill.

Are you from the court?

No.

So, who are you?

I am...

What?

I am a man who loves you.

I know I am no match for you.

But if I can stay like this forever,

just let me think of you from afar,

I will be most satisfied.

You can have many women.

No, in my mind, no woman is as good as you.

When I saw you three years ago,

I told myself that...

I was too lucky.

Finally I could have a woman...

whom I can care for the rest of my life.

Since then, I swear to myself,

I want to protect you my whole life,

I won't let anyone hurt you.

All right, you come to protect me.

I am scared. I'm worried that

if I told you the truth,

you would never talk to me.

He is so cute.

Linglong, although you are pretty,

time flies and it can

ruin your pretty face.

In these years, I read many books.

Finally I found out an

anti-ageing method...

which can also help you

to lift your face.

What is it?

There are many acupuncture

points along the cheeks.

If you hold your fist and

punch lightly like this,

massage for fifteen

minutes everyday,

sure it will bring

you magnificent effect.

Like this.

- Like this?

- Yes.

Nonsense. Who will believe in you?

Have you heard enough?

- Let me teach them a lesson.

- Forget it.

Brad.

What's up?

Do you recognize this carriage?

Nope.

It is the same as the one we saw at

the tea kiosk, it must be Jin's carriage.

So what?

Go check it out.

If the White Jade Goddess is inside,

let's move.

It's late, and it's dangerous outside.

There are wolves and snakes outside.

But you are a tough guy,

what are you afraid of?

But there are not many handsome guys now.

God won't let me die like this.

To hell with you.

Hey, let's go.

It's late and cold, better stay inside.

We just want to cool off

out there, don't panic.

Don't stick to the door please.

Linglong said no, that's an order.

Do you want to beat me?

Let's go.

Gentlemen.

Take my advice, Jin Buer is a tough guy,

better leave him alone.

Let Captain Iron handle him.

Sometimes you want the investigation,

sometimes you want the bird.

I am not sure what you want.

Let's wait for the auction then.

Auction? You wolf.

Look. A flirting heart makes you aim badly.

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