Treasure Inn Page #5

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I am driven mad by that b*tch.

She flirts with my man.

She is just a b*tch.

Hey, this is man.

They fall in love so easily.

As I think, the man

that you are falling for,

he is just a playboy.

My man is better, he is rather honest.

Sis, what should I do?

I don't know.

But for me, I would rather be pro-active.

I will act first,

when everything is settled,

I will then marry him at once.

I don't want to do that.

So I will leave you alone then.

You are of two minds.

Better go to hell.

I am not.

No? But you want to go out,

why don't you go out?

You like this one and that one too.

Hey, I saw your guilty conscience.

If not, how could I escape?

I tell you, you can't woo a bird like this.

Why are you dressed like this?

Do you like that?

You have a good figure.

You are open and straight

forward, I like that.

What do you want? Tell me.

I think you know it pretty well.

But a man and a woman stay alone,

the woman will lose at last.

Be frank, you know why I am here?

I came here for your beauty.

It's useless even if you cry for help.

Better listen to me.

Let me ask you, when you

saw the lady boss,

why did you act like

you are possessed?

We are just friends.

Friends...

This is the standard answer of men.

We are just friends.

We haven't touched hands, right?

Nothing happened.

Nothing?

Now this is friendship.

But soon, it will become

more than friendship.

Now you haven't touched her hand.

Soon, you will touch her whole body.

Let me ask you, who is prettier?

She or me?

What a dignified question.

Of course my answer is you.

If not, you would cut my balls off.

So, do you want her or me?

I want you of course.

If not, you would kill me.

So you are putting me off.

It hurts.

But I am afraid of being pregnant.

Don't worry, no such coincidence.

What if it happens?

Don't worry, I'll be responsible for that.

You will feed the baby.

But I will do all the housework, right?

What is that in your mouth?

What?

This is from the notorious

rapist Ren Yingxiao.

To make it simple, this is aphrodisiac.

Oh no.

Do you have any more? One more please.

All for you.

Come on, it works now.

Come on.

Here I am.

Oh, you bastard.

You made me fall.

Why are you so anxious?

Oh my God. May God bless you.

I am going to ask for help.

But I don't know what to do next.

Don't bite me.

Buddies, I came from Sichuan.

My meat is hot.

I don't care.

- Your sis fell outside the window.

- I don't care.

- There are many snakes outside.

- I don't care.

Stop.

I won't fall for that b*tch.

Save your sis now.

I have to save my sis now.

Sis, don't panic, we are here to save you.

Hurry up. Where are you?

We will get some sulphur,

the snakes will be scared away.

No need.

Get someone to help me walk.

I have numb hands and legs,

I just can't walk.

Can you hear me?

- Get someone to help her walk.

- Get someone to help her walk.

Get someone to help her walk.

So, let's get one to help.

Okay. Okay.

Why did you push me out?

I heard you saying "Get me to help".

Hubby, thank you for saving me.

No hubby, call me Brad.

Hey, the snakes seem to be unfriendly.

Yes, why don't you cover me?

How?

Let's distract their attention.

How?

You'd better scare them.

Come on, don't be that silly.

Hey, it works.

What should we do?

Don't come over.

You b*tch.

Your hand.

Catch it.

Thank you.

Let's see who is seriously injured.

Who is seriously injured?

This guy is seriously hurt.

Let's cure him first.

Oh, it's me.

My ass was bitten.

You are his best friends.

Who is going to suck the venom out of him?

Don't look at me.

Hey, you are his friend, better help him.

Have you slept with him?

Not yet.

Have you forgotten that I am a doctor?

Here comes the professional.

Doctor, come and suck.

But I can use the needle.

That's great.

What a long one.

Where do you want to stick it?

You don't want to know that.

Be careful.

Are those people laughing at me?

Nope.

Are you okay?

What are you laughing at?

- What are you laughing at?

- No laughing.

What's up?

Captain wants to talk to you.

Sir, here they are.

Guys, come and take a look.

We wanted to check this

carriage last night.

Do you think no one is

around the carriage?

The three masked guys guard

that carriage the whole night.

Around the carriage,

it is surrounded with hairy threads.

They all link to traps with arrows.

If you get close,

you'll be shot like a hedgehog.

Why do you want to see me?

I have got a letter by the pigeon.

It proves that you two are innocent.

You guys are not Jin's fellows.

"Young Master and Brad are innocent. "

"Those girls are bandits, no threats.

Wen's identity is unknown, no record. "

These are the facts.

I heard that you dream for being

a Gold Shield Constable.

If you are willing to,

I can make you a grade one constable.

I will arrest Jin Buer.

I will take your place

and become the captain.

What an ambitious man.

I like that.

If you catch Jin Buer,

I will let you take my place...

as the captain.

How about us?

If I get them, the award

will go to them.

Sure.

A big storm will come, it may come

between one and three o'clock.

After the auction,

we need to exterminate all our enemies.

Then we stay in the inn.

We won't let Red Dragon

and his gang comes in.

Once the storm arrives,

they will all die.

At the same time, Zhu will take my medal

to Shanhaiguan for more soldiers.

Isn't it too dangerous to go out now?

If you all understand,

we will stick to our own post.

Sir, just count on me, I will make it.

Sir, there is quicksand around.

It's dangerous to walk around.

You'd better stay inside the inn.

Ride.

Bastard.

I told you, there is quicksand around.

Enjoy.

Mr. Tudor, how are you?

It's scary.

I haven't met such

horrible tornado before.

What? You met a tornado?

This is really horrible.

Luckily we found that early and escaped.

I witnessed a team of merchants

who failed to escape.

They were swallowed together

with the camels.

I don't know where they are.

If the tornado comes here,

can this house stand?

Don't worry.

This inn was built with steel piles.

Each was deeply fixed

five meters underground.

For the wood on top,

each was fixed tightly

by twelve copper nails.

It can withstand big storm and tornado.

Hey,

when will the auction start?

Yes. When to start?

Same as last year,

it will start at 9 pm.

- Hu Wa, Lanlan.

- Yes.

Please send them all good wine.

One pot each, on the house.

Bravo. Thank you.

Hey, let's go down and move.

Just these scums. I can handle it.

You count one two three,

then I will fix them all.

Can you make it?

One, two, three...

Go to hell.

I will beat you later.

I want to drink some water.

Save your breath.

One hundred, one hundred and one...

How come such super masters

are kept in the basement?

You should never judge

people from their looks.

They were four Copper

Men from the Shaolin Temple.

They have tough body,

no swords or weapons can hurt them.

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