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How can I get to the car park?

This is the last one.

If there is one more,

I must want more money.

Listen to my order.

Go.

Go!

This evil spirit is more

powerful than I expected.

Thunder charm!

Uncle, you're great!

I know you're filming.

Can you tell me

how to get to the door?

Break!

Back to where you belong.

Evil spirits, go back to

your place.

What's wrong?

You guys are...

Why don't you listen

everything first?

Who can tell me now?

Where is the front door? Or...

Disgusting! You maniac!

Come here!

This is the fox goblin.

But that is not my specialty.

I won't pay if the exorcism

is not finished.

I am ill-fated!

I have to transport the corpses.

You are nonsense!

Can you make yourself clear?

What's wrong with you?

Where are you going?

Break!

Stay where you are!

You old bluffer!

Give me my clothes! Stop!

Stop!

No way! This is not working!

How dare you spit! Stop!

Or, I'll call the police.

Master, save me!

Stop!

Sure I can get you!

This is working!

Butterfly!

Ming, bring me musk,

borneol and calamus.

Yes sir.

Hurry up.

Yes.

Butterfly.

Butterfly.

Ming, bring her home.

Yes.

I think this is the place.

Yes.

Get it out, hurry up.

Hai-sheng,

I think it's over there.

Right?

Yes.

Go!

Dead bodies!

You don't have to tell me.

We can go now,

we got the money now.

Hai-sheng, wait...

What's wrong, let's go.

Wait, do you want to

have a look...

We would be scared after

watching dead bodies, right?

Those soldiers would be

cared too.

Right?

So?

Do we look like dead bodies?

Let's go in and

take a look.

Okay.

It's strange!

Green-wine always comes alone.

Why did she rob

with some rascals?

Maybe they need money badly.

This home for the dead

seems to be haunted.

That's right.

What is it?

What?

Don't take any glance,

they're just dead bodies.

Dead bodies!

Let's go!

The officer asked me to arrest

Green-wine, that's nonsense.

It's sort of

looking for troubles!

So we can take

a good sleep now.

I am exhausted.

Don't move.

I am not moving.

Hai-sheng, these two dead

people can move.

Stop playing, let's go.

Have a sneeze!

Okay.

Make a sneeze!

Hurry up, make a sneeze!

Hurry up!

Help!

I told you to sneeze!

But I can't.

Hurry up!

Listen to my order!

Don't move.

Why do you come here for?

Do you want trouble?

Doggie, are you okay?

Come back! Don't touch him.

He is poisoned

by dead bodies.

He will become one of them later.

Taoist, what can we do?

Are you virgin?

Me?

Don't feel embarrassing,

tell me now.

I don't have great hope.

I am...

But I am a bit sick.

I just can't get a good chance.

Don't do anything not decent.

I got it...

All right,

piss on his face now.

What?

You mean...

Yes, hurry up.

Since he is weakest now.

Piss on his face now.

I can't help...

I don't want it.

Actually I am fine.

Don't listen to him,

piss now.

If he is poisoned

all over his body,

more urine will be useless.

Hurry up.

Doggie, this is for your

own good.

Wait.

Will he bite?

Don't worry, just piss...

I don't want it...

I am sorry.

Our hometown is always flooded.

The officials make big money

from detaining the food

for beneficial purpose.

We have got no choice...

but to rob.

We stole the money

from corrupted officials.

Before August 15,

we must change the money

to currency.

Then we will buy food and

medicines for the people in need.

Therefore we...

We then joke with

the two corpses.

I dare not do that again.

Taoist, please forgive us.

You're scared.

I am fine, I am not afraid.

We scared them.

Don't scare us, okay?

Well,

You guys keep on

pretending as corpses.

I'll transport you

back to your hometown.

Maybe, you can escape

from the government check.

Thank you for your help.

Have you brought other money?

Just official silver.

When you change to currency,

Give me 10% .

Okay.

Damn it, Maniac,

where are you going?

She just obsesses us.

B*tch, I tell you,

it's over now.

Don't blame me of not warning

you God is merciless!

What did you say?

You drag me like this.

And you tell me

that God is merciless?

Wait.

She is not evil spirit.

I guess,

She is the famous

heroine Green-wine.

She robs the rich and

helps the poor.

I told you many times,

I am not Green-wine.

You don't get that?

My name is Butterfly.

Green-wine always lives

in seclusion.

You robbed the bank with

your fellows lately, right?

Why are you here?

What a shame!

I want to rob the rich

to save the poor,

but I was caught,

and I just escaped.

Is he Ming?

What's the matter?

Search!

Yes.

Sir, we discovered a clothe...

So long so far,

we want to go home fast.

Rise, hurry up!

Go, go back, and hurry up.

Wait for me.

Xiangzi style of transporting

corpses started in ancient time.

They help the dead people

to keep a full body.

And help the dead to go back

to their hometown.

Then, they'll be buried

and rest in peace.

I must be dreaming.

To transport dead bodies,

we must fulfill two conditions.

One, be bold.

Second, be strong.

Before greeting me

as your master,

I must try you guys.

I know how bold you are.

But are you strong enough?

I have doubts.

We just follow you temporary.

Don't think that we are

trying to learn from you.

I am afraid... You'd faint me...

Tell me where is East.

Don't think, tell me at once.

Why do you ask?

This is East.

You're really something.

When you transport the corpses...

and get exhausted,

then you won't lose your way.

Master, I won't wrong

the direction.

I have a compass.

Okay, after these two cups

of tea,

I'd officially become

your master.

Get up...

Thank you, master.

Doggie.

All right.

All right.

Thank you, master.

Wash the dirty clothes.

You...

Doggie.

And this one too.

Doggie.

Let's go together.

Am I dreaming?

How to wake up?

Am I in ancient time?

If you want a slap,

I'll help you.

This one doesn't seem

to be a modern people.

And neither ghost.

Do you think she is from...

Master...

I heard people transporting

corpses at night.

How can we do

it in day time?

Those Taoists say so.

They said, when the dead people

shine under the sun,

the negative energy

will disperse.

Actually, he hates hot weather.

It has nothing to do with power.

He just bluffs.

Actually, the Taoist won't

mind day time or night time.

Even it is noon time,

just use the

Five-element nail...

to nail into the body

of the walking corpse,

then the corpse can still move.

Bravo!

Master Crane.

Don't just teach them

how to transport a corpse.

Help me to think a way home.

I am thinking, too.

But...

Your family isn't found

in this age.

Oh my God!

I think so.

How do you come here?

Who knows?

I played hide and

seek with my friends.

That's why I came here.

Suddenly I came here.

This is so strange!

Hurry up. Go...

Hurry up...

Move...

Transporting corpses in day time...

Oh, dirty energy.

Extract this herb

for some juice.

And then mix with these two,

this is the best medicine

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