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to cure your back pain.

It's well mixed.

Hai-sheng. Yes.

Put some on her shank.

Yes, master.

It's okay,

let me fix it myself.

It's okay. It'll be quick.

Here comes the boat.

Wearing armor and

gold helmet,

listen to my order.

Five thunders, step by step.

Hurry up, move.

Listen to my order.

I'd like to ask one thing.

Go ahead.

What do you think

about me?

You'd not bad.

So, can you tell me...

What's your next move?

I just want to

go home earlier.

Lady Green-wine, excuse me.

I want to tell you

once more time.

I am not a heroine.

And I won't rob the rich

to save the poor.

Get up.

One two three four

five six seven eight

two two three four

five six seven eight

three two three four

five six seven eight

four two three four five six

Look this way.

Elbow of the right,

elbow on the left.

Six two three four

five six seven eight

seven two three four

five six seven eight

eight two three four

five six seven eight

Stop!

You want to exhaust them?

Ong Ma Hung!

Give it to me!

Why do you carry note?

Don't you think it's a trouble?

I won't trust the old man.

He needs us to pay,

but he doesn't take

good care of us.

Why didn't he bring

water here?

I won't think

too much now.

Most important is...

bring the note to

home town to save people.

And the rest...

What's up?

It's okay. Sorry.

Why do you mask me?

Miss Butterfly, I am sorry.

Butterfly is bathing.

No. Doggie and

I came to get water.

I don't know Butterfly is...

I am so sorry...

I am in the water,

you did see nothing.

You don't have to

be this shy.

She said we saw nothing!

So, let's go down and

take a bath too.

Behave yourself!

She's gone.

I am sorry.

Oh no, I want to drink!

I don't sh*t well,

you know?

Let's go out for a drink.

So much!

So much...

you don't mind spending

a little for wine, do you?

Where are you going?

Just then...

What did you take out

from Hai-sheng's bag?

This one?

In our hometown Xiangnan,

we call this...

Toilet paper.

This is for cleaning ass.

Go sleeping,

I am going to sh*t.

I don't think so.

You took Hai-sheng's note,

right?

Tell me.

Hai-sheng...

Shut up! I told you

not to cry out.

Listen to me.

I talked to Hai-sheng.

If I help him to disguise

as dead body and reach home,

he will pay me 10/% of

the money for salary.

So, this note...

Do you think it is mine?

So, where do you

take this note to?

Go to sleep. I am now

going to drink some wine.

To the town?

I'll go with you.

Waiter.

You just told me that

there is a place for wine.

Cross this lane and

you'll see a bridge.

Cross the bridge, and you'll

see a club named "Drunken Moon".

That's the place.

Got you.

Take your time.

Boss, the Taoist

went to Drunken Moon.

This is government note.

Just the same.

Bravo!

It's funny!

Just like dreaming.

Bravo.

You're a wine bibber.

Wine bibber?

Bravo!

This is like a big road.

I thought you've

fallen into the river.

I did it intentionally.

I am...

A powerful Taoist.

If it is true,

Show me now.

Bring me home now.

Home?

It's difficult.

Why?

Unless.

Someone knows how the stance

of entering time tunnel.

And he must match with

me at the same time.

If not, you can

never go home.

How can it be possible?

Who knows it?

So, go back to sleep.

Master, did you

take my note?

What's up? What's up?

I am your master.

I just take one

for buying some wine.

You're too mean.

Master, I will pay you.

But the government money

is registered.

If this goes to

the market,

the soldiers can easily

trace us and kill us.

That's right.

It's not possible.

That's just a note,

who cares?

Not possible.

Possible.

Not possible.

Possible.

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

It should be, 50- 50.

Don't panic.

It's okay.

Rise.

Doggie, bring the fat one

and tall one away first.

Don't let any of them

lose the way.

Go.

What's up?

Go.

Please obey order, okay?

Butterfly, run!

Stop!

Go!

To hell with you!

To hell with you!

Why do you look at me

in this way?

I am sorry, Hai-sheng.

Save it.

I don't know why you

disguise as Green-wine,

and want to go with us.

Wait!

I have never told you

I'm the heroine.

So, why do you follow us?

I just...

I think you're nice guy,

so I stay with you.

I can't imagine

it'd become this!

I know no one here,

and I...

I really don't know

how to go home.

Master caused everything, we...

Get lost, I don't

want to see you!

Why do you scold her?

I took the money

for drinking wine.

Just scold me.

I think, Doggie and

I have to leave by ourselves.

I don't want to

ruin our plan.

See you.

Doggie.

Let's go.

Yes?

Where are the government notes?

They're gone.

We must have dumped them

on the way.

Let's go back.

Okay. Wait.

The government must have

taken them back.

So, let's seize them back

in the government office.

Good idea.

No hurry, let me

think something.

We have no time to wait.

I got it.

I think I must sacrifice

these two treasures.

Fix.

Guard well or not?

Everything is fixed.

If those two criminals come,

they won't be able to escape.

Tell everyone to be full alert.

Once they hear the bell rings,

And see any strangers here,

kill with no mercy.

Got it, sir.

When dawn comes,

we must take these two boxes

of government notes...

to the courtier.

Now, I want you to remote

control the corpses

Make it act together with you.

And make them bring

back the money back.

Yes, master.

Good.

Set up.

Heaven and hell.

Good time and place.

Transform our bodies.

Change the souls.

Go.

Jump.

The essence of the world,

Listen to my order.

Super vision.

The boxes of money are

surrounded by red thread,

Master, I'll get it.

Calm down first.

If I am right,

the thread can stop

thieves and ghosts.

What'd we do?

No hurry up.

Listen to my order.

Flying insect stance!

I can't get it.

Listen to my order!

Super vision!

Butterfly?

Dead bodies back to base.

Who are you?

Stop.

Stop!

Buddies, you're back.

You're safe!

Thank you.

What's wrong with Butterfly?

She stole the money,

she'd be in danger.

Oh no!

Let's leave this place first.

Welcome home. Go.

How dare you stir it up?

Return the money!

If you dare to rob the money,

at least tell us your name.

I know robbing government's

money is a big crime.

But to save to people

in my hometown,

I hope you to grant

a helping hand.

After that, I promise,

you can take my life any time.

Is that the heroine Green-wine?

Fix.

Are you transporting corpses?

Yes.

What's up?

This damn Taoist dares

to challenge us.

No...

It's a misunderstanding,

we are common people only.

We are hurrying to transport

the walking corpses to Xiangnan.

Their families are long waiting.

The fog disperses, go!

Wait.

Detention for them.

We'll make a detailed check.

We'd think of better ideas.

Hai-sheng, I think

you'd leave first.

No, I can't leave you

guys alone.

Don't be silly.

The villagers are waiting

for you.

Even half of the money

is left,

it's better than nothing.

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