True Confessions of a Hollywood Starlet Page #2
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- Year:
- 2008
- 87 min
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only gave me $500 for everything.
( chuckles )
( telephone rings )
Hello.
I cannot buy
a new wardrobe and shoes
for 500 freaking dollars.
$500 is a lot of money, Morgan.
Let's be reaI, Mom. Every time you walk
into a store, you spend double that.
That is so not the point. You've only
been in Fort Wayne for half a day.
- Why don't you trying fitting in?
- Thanks for calling me, by the way.
I figured you'd call me.
Which I just did to tell you
that I need more money.
No.
"No"? What do you mean "No"?
It's my money.
I earned it.
What the hell am I supposed
to do here?
- Figure it out.
- ( beeps )
She hung up on me.
I'm broke,
stranded in a flyover state,
with no stylist
and she hung up on me.
Then lunch is on me.
I think it's safe
to lose the sunglasses and hat.
Are you serious? I'll be signing
autographs for, like, an hour.
Cashier:
May I take your order?
- Do you have a carb-free burger?
- Nope.
How about anything
with a fat content under 20%?
No idea.
Okay.
I'll just have a garden salad.
Our salads have
sugar in them.
( clears throat )
Whatever,
I'll have a burger...
with everything on the side,
even the bun.
I don't have a button
for that.
Stan!
She wants a burger
with everything on the side,
including the bun.
We don't have
a button for that.
No one recognized me.
How insane is that?
Well, I guess your disguise
is working then, huh?
Where the hell
am I supposed to shop?
There.
I'd rather go naked.
Listen, while I totally
respect your taste
in shoes and clothes,
you're shopping like Morgan Carter.
- I am Morgan Carter.
- Claudia Miller might just
like Discount Darling.
( clears throat )
Claudia Miller did not love
Discount Darling
but, to my horror,
she did shop there.
And she has terrible taste.
- How's it going?
- It's going.
How long have you
been divorced again?
A year, why?
Are you hoping he'll come back
for his favorite shirts?
I forgot about these.
Morgan's voice:
Maybe someoneother than me is having issues.
So why did you get divorced?
- Well, I'd rather not be here.
Well, then looks like
we're stuck then, eh?
I guess we are.
You know, you probably should
have gotten a backpack.
A backpack?
Actually, Claudia Miller
might carry a backpack
to go with her fugly shoes.
Have you ever been
to a reaI high schooI?
Does my starring role
in "She's the Bomb" count?
( chuckles ) No.
( growls )
How's that for luck?
The traffic's all backed up
And I'm 47 minutes late
What a great way
to start the day
Well, enough's enough
and now I'm all worked up
And my head's about
to explode
I'm freaking out
even though I know
I know there's only
so much I can do
There's only so much
I can say
There's only
so much I can be
At the end of the day...
Give it here, stupid.
Let me do it right.
- I was just trying to-
- Don't touch anything.
But we're supposed
to be partners.
Can I have a new partner?
Claudia Miller, I am transferring you
to freshman math.
Your geometry skills
are severely lacking.
So your homework is
and then write an essay about
the elements that make it lowbrow-
Morgan's voice:
Did I mentionthat this guy's a totaI wanker
complete with a fake accent
like the one Madonna got
after she became British?
he elements that give the genre
its characteristic traits,
like cinema verite,
something like that-
the plot,
the gags,
the slapstick.
Yes?
What exactly do you
consider lowbrow?
Anything by the
Farrelly brothers.
Yeah, they're definitely the kings
of gross-out humor
but haven't
they made an art of it?
Well, that would depend
on whether you consider
semen jokes art.
Wasn't there a time when Shakespeare
would have been considered lowbrow?
Yes, but that is theater.
Now you're essay should not
only include the elements-
I think I've heard
enough from you.
Let's give someone else
a chance.
Your essay should include-
where are you going?
- The bathroom.
- No. Sit.
No?
Class is almost over. Sit.
Morgan:
What the hell?I need permission to go to the bathroom?
Okay.
Morgan's voice:
Starch starch
starch, grease.
Lunch in the cafeteria of doom.
Who eats this stuff?
$1.50.
Oh, I don't have money.
I mean, I have money.
I have lots of money,
but I just- can I sign for it?
Next!
GirI:
You are not wearing that!
GirI #2:
I am, too!Morgan:
In the movies,mean but beautifuI schooI princess,
usually played by me,
approaches the new girI
and says something like,
"Hey, you're new, right?"
Ominous music plays
and odds are that the new girI
is about the steaI the princess's
boyfriend or homecoming title.
Hey. I'm new.
Morgan:
In the reaI world,no one talks to the new girI.
And you might as well
have written "new girI"
on my forehead
with a Sharpie.
She's delusionaI
and he is way too hot for her.
Morgan:
There's our princess now.
Excuse me.
Is this yours?
Where did you get this?
The floor.
GirI #3:
You're kidding me. For reaI?
GirI #4:
Okay, that was weird.
Who is she?
GirI #4:
No idea. I don't get it.
Morgan:
And the new girI strikes out again.
Let's go talk to her.
( clears throat ) Hey.
My mom would have killed me.
Thanks.
No problem.
And you are?
Claudia Miller, new girI.
I saw you this morning
in chemistry.
Yeah, my lab partner wants
to deport me.
Yeah, well, some people
aren't so friendly.
Morgan:
It was actually going pretty okay.
She was testing me,
and I was passing.
You think?
- Morgan's voice: And then...
- Where did you get those jeans
and those dorky shoes?
Were you dumpster diving?
Oh, no, I borrowed them
from your mother.
Watch your mouth,
welfare baby.
( students laughing, gasping )
Morgan:
And just like that,
me who wears and personally
knows Donatella Versace
was rejected for my clothes
and bad shoes.
No longer
in the starring role,
I had become
an extra in my own life,
and I needed a drink...
yesterday.
Morgan's voice:
In Los Angeles,AA meetings are like
having lunch with your agent-
everybody does it.
It would be so much easier
to go inside if I had a drink first.
Which is why
you have to go inside.
Maybe we could just go
hang out somewhere instead.
- I gotta work.
- This is really what you do?
You spend your time alone
in empty offices watering plants?
Sometimes
I even speak to them.
What kind of
a lame career is that?
Okay, look, in the reaI world
there's this thing called a filter.
Use it before you speak.
Now go inside.
But what if someone
recognizes me, seriously?
I mean, I doubt for a minute
they'll honor the anonymous part.
They'll take out
their cell phones, take a picture-
Are you wearing panties?
Hey, I watch "Entertainment Tonight. "
You'll be fine.
Well, thanks for the help.
- Get me out of here.
- Sam:
Remember what we talked about.Just pretend
you're playing a role.
I'm miscast.
Excuse me.
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