Tu mi turbi (You Upset Me) Page #4

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What I leave, 100 million naked?

Then you do not have

But perhaps you titles.

Speak well.

- I mean in the BOT.

- Director, modrese!

- Play the Stock Market?

- Sometimes small.

But now I'm

a little...

- It is also dangerous, one gets hurt.

- Damage?

- Today down up tomorrow!

- Why not?

- Simpatico!

- Are you a funny guy!

- With a young friendly as you..

- Listen...

Do you know also

how much a loan?

At least 25% per year

of interest.

Then within a year has 125

million, two 150 and 4, 200.

Maybe in four years

not need 200 million!

Do not exaggerate!

Give me the 100 million now, period.

Then as we wear, play...

But now let.

Although querindoselos pay,

if you do not return

is the delay,

And what delay!

- Best. - How do you best?

Eye that this delay is serious.

We have the same tastes,

I too like things strong.

Bravo!

But enough of women,

not talk about things that do not influence.

I have come to ask for money

for one thing necessities,

the house.

Let blackberry.

Even if you forget

of these 100 million, I got it.

You do not remember, but I do,

and I return two so are 98...

after 97... and finally, in peace.

Perhaps this is a mistake.

You came here with no money

invested, no titles, no Treasury Bonds,

And you want 100 million,

and aims to be the demos?

Director!

Will not you give me 100 million?

It goes against his name, Mr. Diosteayude.

You are contradicting yourself!

Of course I have nothing

and I come to ask 100 million.

- If I had a thousand million,

You give me a hundred? - Sure.

"Sure... "

But if I had one billion,

I would give you a hundred million!

Please! Neither want it back,

Overall, I still have 700.

Thank you!

Do not want them back,

keep it to yourself.

If I have one billion, I get 100 million.

And if I need an eggplant,

Do I have to have a billion

home?

The greengrocer has never asked me

if I have eggplant billion,

fish or pears.

Mr. Diosteayude, you will

against your name, contradicts!

Director!

But where have we come?

What is this picture?

How is reasoning

of such caliber?

- Huh?

- I think I'm dreaming!

With all the money they have!

Speaking of our tickets,

But the outputs?

Depends on which part you are going!

Do you think cheating on me?

Is this an input or an output?

Do you get to ask what contest?

What is the capital of France?

Let's talk seriously!

I put an example with the pen.

This bank has 15,000 dependents.

- 15000.

- How many? - 15000.

- We give two pens per day?

- Dmoslos.

A 200 lira each,

are 3 million a day, 90 a month,

billion a year out

only with pens.

One billion...

And you just take a pen

with billions in his pocket

and denies me

Director!

How far have we come?

So unless I count

a pen? Am I a compass?

You should open

a stationery!

Instead of heart

has an inkwell!

Director!

Freeze, Mr. Diosteayude!

What to do

to have 100 million steal?

You have to kidnap!

You have to steal, kill,

fornication,

or want the other woman!

Director,

Honor your father and your mother!

What should you do?

I am against

kidnappers and terrorists

stealing instead of coming to the bank

to provide them with 100 million!

But if they are to types

as you...

How many children, three?

Kidnapped!

Do you want them back?

Well, 100 million.

Shooting with the newspaper,

folio in the trash,

Tonight 100 million under the

oak, or will not see their children.

Hold it!

- It must be so!

Will you give me 100 million? - Yes!

Too late!

- Attentive, is armed!

- Director!

This is a robbery!

This is a gem!

This story is dedicated

two young Italians.

Two dark and unknown heroes,

dumb as marble,

stand guard

a dark and unknown hero.

Immobile, take care that the flame

of the country never goes out.

Two imperatives:

not move or speak.

No talking, no matter what happens.

- Moron!

- Cretin!

- Idiot!

- Stupid!

- A**hole!

- Moron!

- Views!

- What?

You have moved!

Let nine to zero.

- Nine one!

- A zero!

- Nine one!

- And when I moved?

On Wednesday you moved

when I called "artichoke".

Artichoke will be you!

Ten to zero.

It gives me a rage!

If anything, ten to one!

Sorry, what's his name

the Roman

they got into a chest

with nails in it?

- Atilio Regulus.

- I. Dead.

We all die,

we.

We also die.

Are we going to Hell, Purgatory,

or Paradise?

1, X, 2?

What do you call that

invented the turbo engine?

- I do not know.

- Engine turbo, thou disquieted.

You disquieted me, Miss!

I tell you, Miss

"Tumeturbas"!

Eye that we can not

move or speak.

I move and speak,

Miss "tumeturbas".

You my your...

Here soldier 1!

Is everything in order, soldier 2?

Check the position, soldier 2.

I tell you, drone!

Do not make me repeat myself!

Attack!

In the trenches!

Beware of the enemy!

There is a Russian, shoot!

No, the Russians are with us,

shoot at the Chinese!

Who brought Chinese to war?

Too!

Who put this submarine here?

Soldier 2, move it!

The submarines are under

water, you are amphibious,

submarine, prioritize the tank.

Paying attention to the "stop"!

Colonel, cabomayor

shift! Hearts...

Two of flowers! Turn!

Soldier 2!

It's for you, are you?

Not.

Soldier 2!

Attention! Rest!

Stand up! Rest!

Shoot!

Hurt! It's a scratch.

Miss tmeturbas.

What a bore to be here!

Dear Mom,

welding work,

and suffer.

If something has to happen,

do not cry.

I will send my photo by

of a friend, called Miss tumeturbas.

He's nice.

Soldier? 2? Yes, here it is.

It is for you, you say?

If I ever do this

idiot prank phone

I break the gun in the head.

For me, waiting for a call.

Is that you, Eugenia?

Call me later,

There is a little nervousness.

I'm at a pay phone,

there are people waiting.

- I'll call you. Chao.

- Hey...

- Free!

- Tonight I have no desire of jokes.

Please do not get me out of proportion.

If I ever do joke

phone, only an idiot like you

can do,

callers who call,

I go there, I tied the phone

neck and strangle you.

- It's over.

- Okay.

If by chance llamasen again...

If llamasen just in case, I do not think,

not answer. That's it.

I let it ring.

Look how they insist!

Maybe it's urgent.

BASTA!

Care.

Sterilized. Scalpel.

- Soldier 2!

- Do not take it anymore!

I want to go.

How long? What time is it?

I do not know.

But, if you really want

unknowingly

I can call 161.

Being here with you

is a sentence!

The virgin, guys!

- Do you have a girlfriend, wife?

- Right now I'm single.

I thought so!

- What?

- Nothing, nothing...

No, you did as saying:

"As to be with some!"

- Exactly.

- What exactly?

Nothing...

You said as saying: "Right,

like to be with some! "

- Right.

- What right?

- Does it seem fair

Women have not? - Yes

Want to get nervous?

"Yes",

Do you think you have it right?

- What?

- A woman.

- Do not you?

- I said I'm single!

I thought so!

- And you have a wife?

Bride? Wife? - I do.

Ah... I thought so!

- I have two.

- What?

- Two women. If you want to present them.

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