Tu mi turbi (You Upset Me) Page #5

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- No, thanks. - You're welcome.

Keep them.

We are a family of ready,

Miss tumeturbas.

Peasant family,

Miss tumeturbas.

But do not you get tired?

What is the name that invented the...

This site

even scares me.

Well, I leave you alone,

so you would learn.

No, do not go!

- Hey... - We can not talk

or move, respects the rules.

I do not respect him.

- Want a cigarette?

- But you're an idiot?

If they see you, they put you in jail!

Look who it is!

Would I have seen?

- But this fire is not quenched?

- Never.

It is the eternal flame of the homeland.

- What if it rains? - The eternal flame of

country can not turn off!

For you, but to me it would be enough

do one of my charms.

- What charms?

But... You never have I told you?

But I'm...

Did not you know?

I am a magician.

Seriously, I come from a family...

My father is a fakir.

It is very fakir, really!

And my mother...

We are all half horoscopes!

I have a cousin zodiac.

We are all a little homeopathic.

- You think so?

- No.

No?

You dare challenge me?

and test me?

- Medium without being mean!

- And now the magician!

- No more silly jokes!

- Quiet, be supine!

Hold it! You are under the influence

Zaganga Wizard!

Do you feel a tingling

in the plant system?

Stay vegetarian!

I'm hypnotizing!

You are completely mesmerized!

Do not you feel good,

you head is spinning...

No longer will you!

Attention... Acupuncture!

Attention...

You're trapped in the corner!

Snakes for the legs!

Do not look!

Snakes, back!

Cobra, do not you see?

Cascabel, to stay away

the legs!

Out!

Watch the boa!

Fear not...

There, on your right

has appeared a penguin!

How nice penguin!

He has come true.

How about penguin?

Cool, right?

Look how cute penguin!

Still, snakes!

There is a real penguin,

no kidding!

To your right.

Watch out for snakes!

Would I trow me?

If the penguin bothers you,

I make it go away.

Out!

Do not go away.

I let him stay,

total, no bother.

Stay.

Sit penguin.

Then we go together to make

coffee.

A cappuccino for me

and my penguin.

Me sick just looking at you.

Strange world!

- You know that man was once a monkey?

- Yes, and the woman a kangaroo!

Why not?

- And the monkey where it comes from

the chicken? - Can.

- What about the chicken? - The egg.

- And the egg?

- From God.

- What about God? - No one knows.

I know.

- How?

- I know.

- Really?

- Yes

- Who told you? - One

I knew, but could not tell.

- One day he escaped.

- How?

We were together at a restaurant.

He looked outside and said:

"How beautiful is the world! God created it!"

And "Nice God think so... "

So said.

- Then who created God? Dime.

- I can not tell.

Why are you so ignorant me?

What have I done?

See how you are? What does it cost?

Tell me at least the first letter.

- All right, "B".

- "B"...

- Blond or brunette?

- Moreno.

- Moreno. Yes it is one... - Shut up!

Do not tell me, I want to find out.

Moreno with the "B"...

- Italian?

- Italian.

- Is he alive?

- He's alive.

- How old?

- 30-35.

- Tell me the second letter.

- "U".

- "U"? "U".

- "B" and "U". "Bu".

"Bu", created God, 35 years alive.

Who could it be?

- Do you believe in God?

- Yes

- Why? - For small,

to test said:

"God, if you're there,

within 10 seconds, it rains! "

And in 10 seconds

tremendous deluge fell.

F***...

Do it again, ask hail.

- Try It.

- I get a laugh, I have fear.

- Adelante!

- I can ask one thing? - Yes

God, if you're there,

in 10 seconds, snow!

Seven, eight... and nine.

It's nine.

- Miracle!

- What miracle?

- Did not you say "in 10 seconds, nine?"

- But why nine? Snow!

- I said nine.

- Nine?

- Had understood nine.

- Nine?

When you ask for miracles,

have to be precise.

You can not be wrong.

Perhaps God is not safe

and think you said nine.

What, when they asked miracles

Jesus was put to articulate?

"Jesus, give me the light!"

And Jesus:
"What, the list?"

"No, the view! 'V' in Venice!"

Imagine!

Yes, you have to be precise,

articulate!

Go!

And I said snow.

Naples, Empoli, Venice, Empoli.

Snow, God... Snow!

- Tell me the last letter, come!

- And then...

Okay, the last and longer. "C".

- "Buc"?

- "Buc".

"Buc"... Who will?

- I know.

- "Buc"...

"Buc"...

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