Tusk Page #4
You're so sweet. Such a softy.
Nothing soft about me now.
Yeah, I know and it sucks.
- Relax.
- Okay.
What?
Well...
Look who's back.
I must say you scared
the bejesus out of me.
Oh, what kind of nurse am I?
Here you go, here's your cup.
Wet your whistle, my dry little thistle.
What...
Wha...
- What happened?
- Mmm-hmm.
Oh, my dear boy.
Well, you passed out
right in front of me.
Yeah.
So tired.
I mean, one moment, I'm waxing lyrically
about my many ocean voyages,
and the next thing I know,
you fell out of your
chair and collapsed.
I didn't know what it
and I saw this rather
intimidating spider
crawling down your pant leg.
Spider?
Yes, a brown recluse.
These woods are full of them.
Yeah, some of them are poisonous.
Hmm.
Oh, sh*t! A spider bit me?
Yes, well, I'm so sorry.
Where's my phone?
- Phone?
- Mmm-hmm.
I got to make a call.
Well, I'm afraid the doctor
stepped on it and broke it.
I'm afraid it lies in pieces.
Yes, Doctor Moseeay.
He lives just up the
road around 8 miles.
- Moseeay?
- Yeah.
- Kind of a funny name.
- Yeah.
He was here within a
half an hour of your...
Incident.
I forget your name.
My name? Howard Howe.
Mmm, Howard, I can't feel my legs.
Well, that would be the spinal
injection you see. They...
The Recluse sank her fangs into you
and filled you with so
much poison that your...
Your ankle was the size
of an elephant's leg.
Oh, sh*t.
What kind of an elephant?
A very fat one.
Mmm-hmm.
- Sh*t!
- Yeah.
So, with the venom
traveling to your heart
it forced the doctor, to save your life,
to take, as we say... Drastic measures.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Holy sh*t!
There's no leg there.
Doesn't appear to be.
Just let it out, dear
boy. Let it all out.
My leg is off.
Oh, my God.
Nature can be very
red in tooth and claw.
What?
Tennyson.
What the f*** are you talking about?
Why am I still here? Why
aren't I in the hospital?
Well, hospitals...
Carry diseases.
So, Dr. Moseeay thought
it would be best if you...
Well, just stay here since
the room is sanitized all day.
It would be best if you recuperate here.
It doesn't make any sense.
Spider. The spider bit you.
All right, I wanna walk to this guy.
Where's the doctor? I wanna talk to him.
Well, uh... The doctor's
making his rounds.
Rounds? What rounds? We're
in the middle of nowhere!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, we're not.
No, we're not, Mr. Bryton.
I've been to the middle of
nowhere. And it is a ghastly place.
I don't want to hear
your f***ing stories.
What the f*** is this?
...Why are you laughing?
You're funny.
Well, that's a belt to keep you from
falling out of your chair, you see.
Why?
The belt is to keep you from falling
over until the spinal wears off...
Spinal wears off and you get full
control of your faculties again.
That is, most of your faculties.
I... I need a phone.
I gotta call my family.
the phones from the house.
He didn't want you disturbed.
What the f***?
So, I'll talk to him
and I can ask him if you
can call home after supper.
I gotta call.
So it would be best if you take a nap.
You're heavily, heavily tranquilized.
I got to tell my family.
I gotta use a phone...
I gotta talk to a doctor.
- Moseeay, Dr. Moseeay.
- I wanna talk to him.
Well, you can't. You
see, he is on his rounds.
You give me a phone.
Don't have a phone.
That's... Insane.
Possibly so, but it's true.
We sup at 6:
00 sharp.Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
All right, wait.
I am...
...truly sorry for your loss.
You're not eating?
I can't move my arms.
Well...
That would be the morphine.
It is capital for the leg pain,
and perhaps the only thing
keeps you from howling in agony.
But it does tend to
leave one a bit sleepy.
I'm not sleepy.
At all.
- I'm immobilized.
- Hmm.
Well...
You know...
I was thinking...
The melancholy
of losing a limb
must be akin to
mourning a close friend that you
too often took for granted.
Hmm...
There was no spider, was there?
Yes, there was. A brown recluse.
Colloquially called the hobo spider.
Ah, that's interesting.
And you saw it?
Yeah.
You saw the spider?
I... I just wish that I had
spied the little creature
before it so viciously attacked you.
What'd it look like?
The Arachnid Assailant?
- Yeah.
- Well...
A typical spider...
A legion of legs, you know, etc,
etc. It was very small though.
So small you might
even call it Itsy Bitsy.
The Itsy, Bitsy Spider
went up the water spout
Holy sh*t...
Down came the rain
Let me out of this
chair, you f***ing psycho!
Let me out! Let me out,
you old f***ing nutbag!
Help! Somebody help!
Now, shall we dispense
with the chuffa, Mr. Bryton?
Perhaps it would be best, in
this, our burgeoning relationship,
to reveal our hearts
with absolute candor.
See, for some time now
I've been constructing
What?
And I believe with just a few minor
modifications it will fit you perfectly.
Jesus. What the f***, man?
But,
whilst in the walrus
suit you must be a walrus.
There will be no sound of a human voice.
You must communicate
everything you do
as a walrus.
Do you understand?
Please... Please...
No, no, no.
Be not vexed or heavy
of heart, Mr. Bryton.
We two are embarking on an expedition
not unlike that of the doomed Anastasia.
Their mistake was they look
for the monsters out there.
They shouldn't have left the dock.
The beast has always lied within.
Why?
Why are you doing this?
Why?
Why?
To solve a riddle older than the Sphinx.
To answer the question
which has plagued us
since we first crawled from this Earth
Is man, indeed,
a walrus at heart?
Help!
I almost told him, before he left.
Sometimes I forget,
that my life is...
An intricate, delicate web of lies.
And I feel so normal...
So banal.
It feels so amazing to be boring.
And faithful.
And sinless.
I even forget what we're doing to him.
Till I remember what he does to me...
And it... Crushes me.
And I hate him.
I hate him.
But I hate myself so much more
for letting any man do this to me.
I'm happy my dad's
not alive to see this.
To see his only little girl
put her life on hold for
some cheating f***ing a**hole.
And I just wanna f***ing die.
But every time he destroys me, you...
You bring me back.
You make me feel beautiful again.
Cherished...
You give me my humanity.
Even though we're stripping it down
every time we're doing this, I...
Honestly...
I don't know how to live without you.
So look out, you crazy Canucks.
Something weird-ass this way comes!
Next week, Wanderin' Wallace
takes a raunchy road trip
up to the Great White
North to meet with a star.
I will be staying at home. Per usual.
Doing what, Teddy?
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