Two for the Road Page #2
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- 1967
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Isn't it.
You'd have preferred if I'd been
the one who got the chickenpox.
You don't have to stay
with me, you know.
Listen, sweetheart,
let's get this straight.
I've absolutely no intention
of staying with you.
I don't know what your plans are,
but I have a schedule.
I am not on holiday.
I understand.
I'm here for the buildings.
Anything else is by the way.
I haven't a minute to waste.
My time is organised.
You're on a schedule.
But a tight schedule.
Mark, did you pick up
your passport this morning?
Mark. Mark.
If there's one thing I despise,
it's an indispensable woman.
Nobody knows the names
of the men who made it.
To make something so beautiful
and not smash your name all over it.
Would you want to?
All you hear about nowadays
is people making names.
Not things.
Sorry, did you want me
to take your picture?
No, no.
This is a three dimensional
camera.
It's meant for photographing
three dimensional subjects.
I'm three dimensional
as a matter of fact.
It's basically for buildings.
I'm not a building.
We won't have to waste a minute
stopping for lunch.
they try to label you.
Put you in a pigeon hole.
What they don't realise is
that only a pigeon fits
in a pigeon hole.
Marriage is all
they ever think about
and I'm not going to get married
for at least 40 years.
Not that I have anything
against sex.
It's contracts I don't like. Promises
of long service and good conduct.
Are you a virgin?
I thought you were.
I can always tell.
Congratulations.
I was two years
at the University of Chicago.
Studying virgin detection?
Only at night school.
Architecture during the day.
I always thought American women
would be different.
I thought they'd didn't have
inhibitions and it was free love.
No?
But, no.
The nice American girl
may play it cool and modern,
but what she wants
is what her grandmother wanted.
Your head stuffed and hung
on the living room wall.
If you don't want it that way,
you can take yourself elsewhere,
speaking quite generally,
of course.
Of course.
Who was she?
What do you mean?
Her name was Cathy Seligman,
if you must know.
She was selfish, grasping,
Philistine,
materialistic, stubborn,
opinionated.
Lucky for you,
you'll never meet her.
She's now Mrs. Howard Manchester.
I always knew you two
had to meet.
"There's only one drawback,"
Howard said.
"We'll have to go to Greece. "
- Remember saying that, Howie?
- Yes.
"Drawback," Of course
I absolutely flipped.
Howie, come off it.
After landing in London, first
thing was to get in touch with you.
I never thought you newlyweds would
want to travel with us ancients.
We don't care who we travel
with frankly.
Hey, tell me something.
Mommy, do snakes have nipples?
No they don't, Ruthie.
Do they, Howie?
No, they don't.
She's hooked on nature.
It's wonderful you two
were free to come with us.
I know we're all going to be
terrific friends.
Joanna, you know Mark
used to be my favourite beau.
Second favourite.
Favourite.
That was before you came on
the scenario, Howie.
Of course.
- Well, why don't they?
- Why don't who what?
Snakes have nipples.
Because they lay eggs.
Cathy, did you remember to pack
the anti-snake serum?
Good.
Mark, do you remember
David Lewinson?
No, David?
It was Woody Lewinson.
He's become a fine physician
in New York city
and he gave Howie a course
on how to treat snake bites.
How to inject the serum
subcutaneously and all that.
- We've invested over 50 dollars.
- 60.
60 dollars
in anti-snake equipment.
I sure hope somebody
gets bitten by a snake.
Well, that's my 100 exactly.
Let me see.
Mark, it's you to drive.
We change places
and that's all there is to it.
I'm hungry.
I think Howard's wonderful
the way he organises everything.
He's not an efficiency consultant
for nothing.
If he were, he wouldn't
be married to you.
I'm hungry.
Hand me that guide book, sugar.
Thanks.
I want to eat something now.
If you want to ruin your lunch,
Ruthie, you can.
for her own free decision.
Does that key make the car go?
Sort of.
Ruthie, that hurt Mommy.
Did you see what she did?
She pinched me.
She probably thinks you're excluding
her. She needs reassuring.
If she does it again,
I'm going to need hospitalisation.
We're covered.
Have you ever been
in analysis?
No.
It can be very worthwhile.
Shall I tell you a story, Ruthie?
Joanna, thank you.
There we are, love.
Come on, Ruthie.
Quite like old times,
Mr. Wallace.
I see what you mean about
rearranging the luggage.
I thought you might, Howie.
That's a real sun.
We're getting way down south, honah.
Mummy, I'm hungry.
I want to eat something now.
I don't want anything to eat.
late fixating.
She felt we hurried her.
Why don't we all relax?
Marcus, I've been meaning
to say about expenses.
I think I've come up with a formula.
Ruthie.
If you're agreeable,
we'll call Ruthie a half,
everything into nine parts
and split them in the ratio
of five to four.
I think that's the final breakdown
on this morning's expenses.
If you'd care to check it.
I believe you.
Shall we go?
You don't like my house, do you?
It's very handsome.
Market at 25000, I like it a lot.
It's beautiful, Ruthiebelle.
Come on, sweetheart.
I want to take my house with me.
She's feeling insecure.
Only natural.
Come on, sweetness.
I want to take my house
with me!
I want it!
Ruthie, this time I have to say
no, and I mean no.
It's very reassuring at times
to retain a flexibility of attitude.
He has a tremendously mature quality,
that's what I love about him.
He has a quiet assurance.
Don't you think he has
a quiet assurance?
Very quiet assurance.
He's the husband type.
You were always the lover type.
I've been married to Joanna
for nearly two years.
But your relationship is volatile.
Anyone can see that.
Joanna, I don't want you
to feel badly about what happened.
It doesn't matter.
I think it does matter.
You resent Ruthie, don't you?
You misunderstand me.
You resent her because
you want to have a child.
We're 17 minutes behind schedule.
Mark, you have 53 Km.
Still to go.
It's hot.
Sweetheart, we should've left
the car under the sun-shelter.
Let's move it, Marcus.
- Mummy.
- What is it, candy face?
I'm hungry.
Very funny,
but I happen to have a schedule.
The trouble is there's two of us.
That's the whole trouble.
If I ever have a car,
I'll never pass a single hitchhiker.
Must we dice with death?
Since when has this car
only got two speeds?
I'll tell you what, you drive.
I'll tell you what, I'll walk.
Okay, walk.
Don't be silly.
You'd be better off on
your own, wouldn't you?
Not again.
Joanna!
You want to get on, I know.
Maurice is waiting.
Let him wait.
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