Two for the Road Page #4
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- 1967
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you are, I like you.
Will you hate me
when I'm bow-fronted?
Undoubtedly.
Will you be unfaithful to me?
Blatantly.
No!
You promised I could.
You promised you wouldn't.
When we got married.
Would you mind undoing
what you did?
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Aren't you coming to bed?
Tired?
No.
I won't be long.
Shall I call your secretary
to make an appointment?
When did you start being
as snide as this?
After we got married,
didn't I?
Did we get married?
Yep.
Remember? When sex
stopped being fun.
Yeah, and started being official.
Yeah, I remember.
breeds lovely mosquitoes.
I'll close the window.
We'll suffocate.
We'll have to pretend
they don't exist.
All right.
Good night.
Good night, little mother.
Mark...
They do exist.
No, they don't.
They do.
I have an idea.
Sleep well?
Very well. I had a dreamy dream.
Tell me the worst.
a beautiful Wallace designed house.
And I built us a beautiful
Wallace designed triplets.
All we need right now
is a population explosion.
"Entrez. "
You did not need
the mosquito net?
We managed without.
No breakfast?
Religious reasons.
We've got to get out.
This self-denial's killing me.
I'm sorry you weren't able
to sample our restaurant last night.
So are we.
It was religious reasons.
Particularly when we have to charge
you an all inclusive price.
I beg your pardon?
High season, our price includes
dinner and breakfast always.
Always.
Thank you.
I think the Inspector
is waiting for you outside.
Inspector?
Concerning the expenses
for the fire brigade.
We'll see you again, I hope.
"Merci. "
What's the French for,
"Inspector, I don't believe you
and you're not going to get
a penny"?
"Oui, Monsieur".
"Oui, Monsieur".
"Plus 30000 francs. "
"Oui, Monsieur".
"Et 5000 plus 2500,
plus 2500."
"2500.
C'est tout. "
"C'est tout?"
"C'est tout. "
"Et 1000 francs taxe. "
Tax?
Tax on what?
"Quel taxe, Monsieur I'Inspecteur?"
"Taxe sur 42500 francs, Madame. "
"1000 francs?"
"Pourquoi 1000 francs
sur 42000?"
"Le taxe. "
"Pourquoi 1000?"
"1000 francs de taxe, Madame. "
This is literally a highway robbery.
This is a highway robbery.
Don't lose your temper.
I'm not losing my temper!
"Et 1000 francs
pour la faire enlever. "
Dispose of the wreck.
"Nous la ferons enlever... "
"Pour la mettre o?"
Where?
Quelque place ou autre...
Come on, Jo.
All right, think I'm deaf.
I can hear you.
Look!
"Vous tes fou, ou quoi?
Vous tes malade. "
Well, we disposed of it.
"Qui c'est qui va me payer, moi?
Parce que les assurances...
les assurances,
elles sont jamais presses. "
"J'ai un hangar qui a brl,
j'ai toujours pas t rembours. "
"Un hangar comme a,
on ne va pas m'en faire cadeau. "
"D'autant plus que c'est dangereux.
Ils auraient pu tuer quelqu'un. "
a, a suffit peine.
"C'est pas croyable
d'tre aussi maladroit!"
"Bon, j'essayerai de m'arranger
avec a, mais... "
This is the life.
He let me down
quite disgracefully.
So I'm looking for an architect.
My husband is an architect.
So you put up buildings
as well as knocking them down?
He doesn't have a minute to spare.
What about now?
He has a minute to spare.
Good, good.
We must talk.
I must tell you I'm in a corner.
Communist!
- Are you all right, honey?
- Yes.
Chantilly.
Isn't that in the guide book?
It could be.
Do let's stop.
I don't want Ruthie
to be late for her lunch today.
Yes, well it's off the main road.
I may as well warn you
before we get to Greece,
that the Acropolis
is off the main road.
Okay.
This is a democratic trip.
Really great to dawdle through
and old place like that.
Joanna, I have to thank you.
I thought you didn't like her,
Daddy.
- Ruthie...
- Of course I like her.
Then why did Mummy say she was
a suburban English nobody?
It's important to the future
of our quadripartite relationship
to get that remark
into a clear context.
I think it best for the future
of our quadripartite relationship
if we accepted the fact
that it has no future whatsoever.
Mark, please,
don't be too hasty.
We're through, Howard.
Those things took
a lot of arranging.
Listen to me. Try
I can see how she feels.
She'll feel the whole trip's
been loused up because of her.
You're a complacent son of...
Abuse me if you want to.
I want to.
out of existence.
I'm going to smash your face in.
That isn't a very adult attitude.
Marcus, please.
That's the phonograph.
Mark, please.
Come on, Joanna, darling.
You haven't asked her if
she wants to abandon the expedition.
Come on, baby.
That, if I may say so,
is a very revealing usage.
Calling her "baby" shows that
you're thinking and deciding for her.
I warn you solemnly, Marcus.
You're denying her the right
to be her own paradoxical self.
You're the largest pocket
of untapped natural gas known to man.
They haven't even opened yet.
What is it about?
Who knows?
What do people have rows about?
Money, sex...
Sex, money.
He wants,
she doesn't want.
She wants,
he doesn't want.
He thinks the counter
is in the wrong place.
Counter and display case.
It's very funny.
Yeah, that's marriage
for you.
That's marriage for them.
That's marriage. Full stop.
I'm allowed not to like Howard
and Cathy. They're my friends.
You didn't intend to enjoy the trip.
You were jealous of Cathy.
It's not my idea of bliss
travelling with three Manchester's.
You promised when we were married,
you'd always be happy.
Why can't you always
be happy?
Because I can't.
You broke your promise.
I am happy usually.
I love you, if that's any good.
That's not the issue.
If it isn't it should be.
You're right.
I'm right?
You're right.
Let's find a hotel.
At one o'clock?
What do we want a hotel for?
Let's find a hotel.
To hell with the Manchester's.
Mr., Mrs. And Miss.
or not at all.
"My darling Joanna,
so far all goes well.
The car's nearly run in
and my patience nearly run out.
I miss you like mad.
last night.
I couldn't face one of our hotels
without you with me.
quite near where we buried
the old, burnt out M.G.
I wish to hell I hadn't had
to make the trip,
but I suppose what with
the house and Caroline,
it's just as well
that I've got some work.
At least this pays better
than corporation bus shelters.
And it's a lot more interesting,
let's face it.
I think about you all the time.
It's been an uneventful drag
so far.
It's a long dull road
when you're on your own.
All I care about
is getting down there,
and doing whatever has to be done
and getting back.
When I'm not being woken at three
in the morning I feel very paternal
and I miss you both
more than I can say.
Life's very flat.
I'll probably drive on overnight
and get down to the site
in the morning.
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