Two Smart People Page #7

Hello, pirate.

I told you you could twist him

around your finger

like a pretzel.

He was easy.

I'll change my things,

then we go to the hotel

and get the bonds.

[music continues]

Excuse me, please.

Sure.

[music continues]

Hey, beautiful, are you ready?

You ready, beautiful?

Hey, Ricki!

[music continues]

Monsieur!

[shouting]

Monsieur. Monsieur!

[singing in French]

Oh, hello, Ace.

Kind of forgot our

midnight toast, didn't you?

Had me worried for a while.

Then, I remembered where

you left your clothes.

I figured you couldn't get

very far in that outfit.

Where's the princess?

Isn't she with you?

Why don't you shut up?

So the honeymoon's over, eh?

Well, we'll be on our way to

New York in the morning anyway.

(Ace)

'I won't.'

- You're crazy?

- Maybe.

As you said just now,

the honeymoon's over.

- I'm not going back with you.

- No?

No, something more

important's come up.

And I gotta get going

pretty quick to get it done.

You can't get

away with this, Ace.

Get back, you won't get

hurt if you behave.

- Give me my gun.

- Don't be a fool.

This means just as much

to me as it does to you.

I'm gonna take you back with me

or get carried out myself.

Don't try it, Bob!

You haven't a chance.

Maybe not.

Don't come any closer.

Okay, Ace, drop it.

Get your hands up, both of you.

Get over there.

Now, I'm sure I've met you

some place before.

Could be.

His name is Feletti. He wants

grow up to be a bond hijacker.

There's one lot of bonds I want.

Where are they?

- You wanna know?

- I'm asking you.

You mean our girlfriend

stood you up?

Skip the comedy, Ace.

I want those bonds now.

You're still playing

way over your head, Fly.

If I don't get those bonds,

you'll never live to use them.

This man's my prisoner, Feletti.

You're gonna have him

when I'm through. In a coffin!

(Bob)

'He's no good to me that way.'

'Don't get ambitious, copper.'

Don't try anything, Bob.

He isn't kidding.

[gunshot]

[crash]

Hold it!

Where are the bonds?

- I haven't got them.

- Get 'em.

You were in a hurry to go

someplace when I came in.

I'll keep you company.

Get going.

[people clamoring]

Don't Ace. Don't try it.

Wow! Oh! Alright.

Go ahead.

[folk music]

[cheering]

[gunshot]

I didn't shoot to miss, Ace.

Get going.

I don't know whether I'd rather

have those bonds or kill you.

[carnival music continues]

Ace!

[people singing]

[music continues]

Duck, Ace.

[gunshots]

Okay, Ace. Put 'em on.

I got five bullets left in this.

Told you, I had something

more important to do.

[ship whistle blowing]

Okay, Bob. I guess

it doesn't matter now.

Let's go.

[train chugging]

(Ricki)

'Hello.'

What happened to you, Ricki?

You missed a lot of fun.

Yes, I know. I read about it.

- How are you, Bob?

- Oh, I'm alright, thanks.

I think you wanted Bob

to have this.

Oh, yes.

Bob, I've a little

present for you.

After all, we won't need it.

All we'll need is

the breast of a lark.

Few ortalans

and a bag of prunes.

- Ricki, show the gentleman.

- Oh, wait. Just a moment.

Do either of you

recognize these?

But... when? Where?

Ricki, remember I once told you

that I'd wait for the one moment

when Ace would lose his poise?

Mm-Hmm.

In Mexico, Ace.

You know, Bob. I always wished

we might have teamed up.

- What a conman you'd have made.

- Oh, you really think so?

Oh, yes, with that brilliant

mind and that dumb act.

Brooklyn Bridge would have

changed hands a thousand times.

(male #3)

'All aboard.'

Well, ah...

I'll think about you.

- Where you going now?

- Hot Springs.

Some unfinished business.

Good luck.

(male #3)

'Board'

[bell ringing]

[orchestral music]

Karagarga@2014

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