Uncaged Page #4

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Jack:
Help me with the cage.

See if the werewolf

in you eats me,

it's not 'cause it's evil,

it's because it's a monster.

Jack:
This is good.

Brandon:
See, so,

if the werewolf in you

eats me, it doesn't

make it evil,

it's just a monster, you know.

It doesn't have any

control over it.

Jack:
That sounds

pretty evil to me.

Brandon:
No not if you

don't have a choice, see like,

you know like the hulk,

see with the hulk,

you put the hulk in a

terrorist base it just destroys

everything in it's

path, and he's a hero.

He's off the hook, in

a church, and yeah,

he's obviously not a hero.

That's what makes it a monster,

he doesn't have a choice.

Okay, the lock is on.

Jack:
Good.

Take off all

your clothes then.

Jack:
Gimme your watch.

Brandon:
All right but why,

i really like this watch.

Just gimme your watch.

I won't break it.

Okay.

All right.

-There you go.

-Jack:
Thanks.

And now take off your clothes.

Jack:
What?

Brandon:
I need your

clothes, you'll rip 'em

when you transform.

Come on, hurry up,

hurry up, please.

Jack:
All right fine.

-Here.

-Okay.

Thank you.

Oh and the jacket, i

need the jacket too.

Jack:
No, I'll

keep my jacket.

No, no, no you'll tear

it when you transform.

It's a nice jacket, you

don't wanna year that jacket.

Jack:
I'll take

it off before.

What if you're

not able to, though?

It'll be like an

experience, yeah?

You love experiences, right?

I do like ex-- okay.

All right.

Jack:
Get outta here!

No, I wanna watch.

No, uh, Brandon

get out of here,

you saw the footage.

Ah, fine, okay!

All right.

-Wait.

-Brandon:
What?

What do I do about food?

Uh, oh I got crackers.

Jack:
Sh*t.

Brandon:
I'll see you

later, good luck, good bye.

Rose:
Can you walk Joey?

And what would be the

point of that, sweetheart?

He needs to get

out, it's healthy.

That dog ain't healthy.

And it ain't never

gonna be healthy,

'cause I am not spending

$10,000 of my money

to fix his broke ass.

All right.

I'll walk him.

Come here Joey boy, yes.

Let's go for a walk.

Let's me and you go

for a walk, mommy said,

"let's go for a walk."

So, let's take you for a walk.

Out we go.

Holy sh*t, you

wouldn't believe it.

His legs must've healed.

He ran away.

Good night, babe.

All right babe, so,

this is the Remington

12 Gauge, I'm gonna teach you

how to fire this shotgun.

Girl as f***ing sexy

as you, needs to know

how to fire a gun, right?

Too many predators out there.

I know!

So you're gonna take-- you

got your safety mechanism here,

the trigger. This

is where you're gonna

-throw the shell.

-Okay.

You wanna throw it

in there, you cock it,

put it up to your

shoulder, find your target

and fire.

All right, so there's no

ammo now, I just want you

to learn how to

like hold the gun,

get a sense of the weight of it.

Seems easy enough.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here we go. Right, you got it.

I need like a smaller one.

Yeah, I'll get you a mini.

All right, so just aim at

like them flock of birds

out in the distance there,

no ammo, but just you

know, get a sense of it.

Poof!

There you go, oh baby,

you're so f***ing good

with a f***ing shotgun, hmm!

Jack, Jack?

Open the f***ing cage.

Okay, one second.

It's open.

What is that?

Oh, sorry about that.

That's nothing.

Here you go,

you should get in the car,

it's warmed up for you.

All right, come here, come here.

This is so brokeback right now.

Oh sh*t.

We can't have him

knowing about this.

Brandon:
Why?

Because I f***ing

killed someone.

Oh right, yeah.

That's f***ed up by the way.

Turner:
Yeah, morning

to you too, Jack.

-Hi.

-Hi.

Hey, hello.

So you got a new truck?

And what's with the cage?

Uh, this is for

uncle Mike's cat.

Oh my god, I love cats.

That cage is for a cat?

That cat must be fat as sh*t.

Yeah, well it's

an outdoors cat,

so it just mostly

sticks in the back.

-Turner:
Uhuh.

-Hunts rodents.

Can we play with her?

Brandon:
Sure if you

could find her, yeah.

Crystal:
Kitty, kitty!

Brandon:
Who's

that girl by the way?

What her? Yeah, that's

uh-- that's crystal.

Yeah, she's my slam piece.

Met her online and

god she just gives me

the biggest boners.

That's romantic.

Yeah, well I'll

let you get back

to whatever the f*** Houdini

trick you're planning,

I'm outta here.

-Baby!

-Brandon:
Have fun.

Yeah one sec, Brandon.

Oh, hey Turner.

Hey, man.

I feel like we

haven't chilled much

since we got here.

Yeah I know.

Hmm.

Sorry, I've just not

been feeling too well.

Yeah, that's all right.

By the way, you haven't seen

the gopro anywhere have you?

No, no.

That's funny, 'cause i

actually found it in this room,

just the other night. All

footage mysteriously gone

off of it.

-That's weird.

-Turner:
Yeah.

Must've been Brandon

making one of those movies.

One of those movies?

Jack:
You know.

Yeah.

Well, this was fun.

Let's chill some

more, all right?

Jack:
Definitely.

Okay.

Oh, can I get my

watch back by the way?

-Jack:
Oh I still need it.

-Oh, why?

Wow...

All right, awesome.

I'll set the watch for you.

And I'm setting it to

20:
22.

- There you go.

Thanks.

I got it. Don't worry.

Hi.

Can I help you with something?

Gonzo:
Hey jacky,

how you doing?

Oh no, this is Brandon.

Brandon.

What's up, kiddo?

Oh nothing much,

I'm just mapping out

some strategies.

Uh, heck strategies.

For uh, future tourneys.

It's settlers of catan.

Do you play?

Yeah that's great homie.

Listen, where's jacky at?

Wait uh, who are you?

I'm that motherf***er.

Hah, could you be

more specific please?

It's Gonzo.

Tell him to come by my spot.

He knows where I'm at.

Bring Jack out or

I'll crush your skull.

Uh, do you know a Gonzo?

I don't think he's

gonna come, I'm sorry.

If it was me, I would go.

Ah okay, well this...

I don't know if you need

to be this rough, sir,

I think it's a

little unnecessary.

So uhm, if you could

have him back here

before eight o'clock, and that's

really important you know.

I really-- that's essential.

If you could have

him before eight.

Eight o'clock, okay?

Hey jacky, how you doing?

Can I get you anything?

A cigarette, a scotch?

Oh right, you don't drink.

Coke?

I'm fine, thanks.

So.

Jacky boy.

What did you see that night

at the train station?

I don't remember much.

You don't remember much?

Well rose was there.

And then the black bear came.

And then rose came

running to help

when she heard some screaming.

So my candy-ass,

narrow-behind wife,

came running when she

heard some screaming

from a motherf***er

she doesn't know,

who was being attacked

by a black bear.

You know Jack, a lot of

people are afraid of me.

Do you know why a lot of

people are afraid of me?

Because I'm strong.

And yet I am a pillar

to the community.

You know I donate

over 10% of my profits

to the boys and girls club?

I love kids, jacky.

See.

The key to my business

is know the truth,

avoid the sleuth.

Now, I avoid the sleuth.

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