Undercover Grandpa Page #7

- Don't you have a backup plan?

- I... I... I think so, yeah.

- It's the lighter!

- Angie!

- Jake? Jake!

- Ah!

- Take cover!

- Mother!

IT'S A DUD!! IT'S A BLUFF!!

- Cheap commie crap!

Whose side are You on?

- Hey! Hey!

- I'm sorry. Lou!

- Kill them.

- Angie!

- Jake!

- Jake!

- Hold on! I'm coming!

- Let me go!

Jake!

We'll be back!

- Wish me luck.

- Huh?

- Mr. Wolf!

- How about me?

- Giovanni!

- Meet your maker!

- Jake!

- No, no, no!

Ah! Ah!

Crazy like that

Uh...

Canuckian.

I'll take you upstairs

for insurance. Yeah.

Come on, bunny rabbit.

Up! Up!

Move.

What are you waiting for?

Go get him!

Let me go!

Come on! Let's get

some carrots.

- Stay here!

- Yeah, I can do that!

- Where is the old man?

- How you doing, Harry?

- They're gonna get

a big charge out of this.

- Well, hurry up!

- Whoa, that was close!

- Grandpa?

- That's right.

That's right.

- Let me go!

- Oh!

- Let me go.

You stinking pig!

- You little witch!

If you cannot break the spirit,

break the body. Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Don't be scared.

It's OK. Come on!

- Komenkho!

Hey, you OK?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- Angie? Angie!

- Jake? Jake!

What are you doing here?

- I came with my

grandpa to get you.

- That old man is your grandpa?

- Isn't he awesome?

- We have to go!

He's on the 2nd floor.

- Do you know where?

- Yes!

- Hello, kittens!

- Back, back, back!

- Hello, kittens!

- Angie?

- Yeah?

- Batter up.

- Yeah.

- I know what you're

thinking right now.

You're thinking to yourself:

'Why isn't this kid

scared of me?"

Am I right?

Of course I'm right.

You're thinking; "What does

this kid know that I don't know

"that's making him so fearless?

"Maybe he's insane.

"But maybe, just maybe, this kid

can take care of himself."

- Oh.

- Hey! Are you OK?

- Are you OK?

- I'm fine.

- How... how did you find me?

- Grandpa.

- What-what about your grandpa?

- I'll tell you about it later.

- Oh.

Hows that for confidence?

- That was good.

- Not bad, huh?

- I liked it.

That was good.

- Grandpa?

- Let's go.

- Ah!

, I'm empty!

- Don't ask me. I'm out!

- Time to put her on!

Ah! Switches...

Ah! I think I'm ready.

It's getting hot!

- Harry, do your magic!

- Wait! What?

Pissmaker...

- Harry! I love you, Harry!

- God works in wondrous ways

with a little help

from you, Harry!

- I knew you could do it!

- This way!

This way!

- No, no, no!

Wait, wait, wait!

- What?

- Follow me. Come on.

- Oh.

Ah!

- Hey! Grandpa, you OK?

- I think so.

- Watch out!

- I kill you all.

Bluff!

- A backup plan.

They're 2 MID 69

super-EX mines,

and they'll barbecue

your ass to a crisp.

- What are you? Some kind of

big soldier now, huh?

- Nope.

- Huh?

- Major Lou Crawford's grandson.

- They're only smoke bombs?

- Yeah. I lied!

- That's my boy!

You guys slay there.

Do not move.

OK.

- Excuse me.

- Ah!

Ah!

- Come on.

Hey! You OK?

- Oh!

" Oof!

- Yeah.

- Well, that probably hurt.

- Ah! Good job, son.

I'm proud of you.

- Well, I've learned

from the best.

- What did you say to me?

No, I got it.

I got it.

No, I'm not that old.

I get it. OK.

- Who was that, Lou?

- Uh, Harcourt. She's, uh.

Right outside here somewhere.

So, uh, again.

Boys, good job.

- Ah! It was fun, Lou!

A walk in the park.

- Only next time, Lou, make the

mission a little bit difficult.

- That was awesome!

Hey, do I get a cigar loo?

- When you start

shaving, Einstein.

The scene is secure.

- Copy that.

- Hey, Jakey! Introduce us

to your girlfriend.

Uh, yeah. Angie.

This is Scum.

Scum, this is Angie.

And she is not my girlfriend.

- Like hell I'm not!

Come here.

- Whoo!

- Whoo!

- Nice!

- Little boy's growing up!

- Nice!

- Angie, if I were

60 years younger...

- Hey!

- Is that Madeleine Harcourt?

- No fatalities.

- My, she's a hot one!

- I wish I was 70 again.

- Yeah!

- My, oh my, Lou!

What have you done?

- Exactly what you

wanted me to do, dear.

- Figured it out, did you?

- Yeah, I was a little.

Uh, little late on that.

But I started thinking

and I was wondering,

and then it came to me.

How the heck did I get

out of that agency

with the kid, so fast, so easy?

How did that happen?

- Just because some

politician tells me

I have to help the bastard

get out of the country,

it doesn't mean I

have to get in the way

of someone trying to slop him.

- Yeah, well, you could

have got us all killed.

- It was a risk I was

willing to take.

He had the girl, and there was

nothing I could do to help her.

- You almost got

my grandson killed!

- Who told you

to bring him along?

Lou, darling.

We've seen so much

action together.

Let's put this behind us.

Everyone's fine;

your grandson. your men...

It's been a good mission.

Just like the old days.

- Like the

old days. Exactly!

- Medic!

- What's going on over there?

- What the heck?

- Grandpa!

- Are you OK, sir?

- What's wrong with him?

He's going into cardiac arrest.

Bring a stretcher!

- Get him to an ambulance now!

- Grandpa, you're gonna be OK.

- You got him?

- Wait, wait, wait!

- Don't be scared, son.

- I'm sorry. We have to go.

- Move! Move!

- Dock him in.

Go straight in.

- No, no, no.

Jake, you stay here.

It's better. Better.

- Go. ma'am.

All clear.

Close them up.

- We'll see you back

at the house, OK, Jake?

- Take your time.

Such a great guy.

- How are you doing?

- I'm fine.

- Really?

- No.

- Jakey, you got a moment?

- I'll see you back

at the house, OK?

- Yeah.

- She's a great gal, Jakey.

- Only one at school

worth fighting for.

- Yeah, me and the boys,

uh, we were talking.

There's something

about your grandfather

we think you should know.

- You see...

When your grandpa was

released from active duly...

they wanted to relocate him

lo a place like

the Bahamas or Switzerland

so he'd be safe.

You know, all those villains

were after him, like Komenkho.

But he wouldn't go.

- Grandpa never could

run from a fight.

- We... we ran from

lots of fights, him and us.

That's why we all

made it as long as we did.

- Your grandfather wouldn't

leave because of you.

Me?

- He wanted to be close to you.

- It was his idea to...

lo fake being senile.

End up in a nursing home.

Perfect cover!

So the bad boys

would feel sorry for him

and, uh, leave him alone.

And it...

Hell, it worked.

- He kept up the act...

all those years.

Just to see you grow up.

- We only took him out of

that home twice a month.

- Yeah, well, that was

good enough for him.

He, uh, wanted you

to have these.

- And these...

You're family now, kiddo.

Nothing pulls us apart.

- We thought you should know.

- Thank you.

Up jumps the Devil.

- Yeah!

- Yeah.

- So, what's the

plan tonight, Picasso?

- Oh, let's see...

- Mm-hmm.

- I come to your game...

- OK.

- Watch you beat the snot

out of Westmore Academy,

and then take you

out to celebrate?

- Done!

- And my parents aren't home.

- Oh, well, maybe

we could, um...

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