Unfaithfully Yours Page #5

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Thank you very much,Jules.

310

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Now what do you want?

I'm sorry to sound sharp...

311

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but I feel extremely unsympathetic

towards all detectives this morning.

312

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All in the line of duty for me, boss.

313

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Just shows you the kind of service

we're giving you at the Towers, that's all.

314

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We don't know just how it got in the hall.

We're investigating that.

315

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But we found it and saved it for you.

316

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It's a detective's operator's report.

317

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- I glued it together myself.

- I see.

318

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- You, uh, read it, I presume?

-Just enough to glue it together.

319

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I see. You concluded

that when I tear papers up into small bits...

320

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and throw the bits into a wastebasket

and kick the wastebasket out of the door...

321

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it's because I wish to keep the papers

that go to make up the document, correct?

322

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Well, we didn't know, Sir Alfred.

The head maid seen this basket come flying out...

323

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and she called me,

and I just used my own judgment, that's all.

324

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Very astute. Do you customarily shove your nose

this deep into other people's business?

325

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- Look, boss, as far as I'm concerned -

- Have you a match, at least?

326

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- Huh?

- A match. One of those little wooden things...

327

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that you strike on the side of a box.

328

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- Yes, sir.

- Light it, please.

329

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Yes, sir.

330

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Now get it going well.

That's fine.

331

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Now hold it steady.

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- Nix, boss.

- You see? It was very important to me.

333

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Cut it out, boss.

Take it easy, will you?

334

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- I hope you don't know any way

of bringing it back to life this time.

- No, sir.

335

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Now watch closely.

336

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You see? Now why don't you

go back to your work at the hotel.

337

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There may be

some important things for you to do...

338

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like spying on decent people

through looking through keyholes...

339

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and standing on ladders

and picking through the garbage.

340

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Look, boss, I'm sorry.

I only meant to -

341

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- Look out!

- [ Fire Roaring ]

342

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[ Groaning ]

Ow! Ow! I'll get something.

343

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- You'd better come out,Jules.

There's been a bit of trouble here.

- I'll get the extinguisher, sir.

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[ Chattering ]

345

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[ Alarm Blaring ]

346

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[ Yelling ]

347

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Turn on the water!

348

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I am turning it on.

349

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[ No Audible Dialogue ]

350

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Watch what you're doing!

351

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- [ Siren Blaring ]

- I'll be careful.

352

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Bring it over here.

353

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Not over there!

Over here!

354

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- I've got it!

- [ Yelling ]

355

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Wonderful. Beautiful.

356

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Would you take the telephone, please?

It's Sir Alfred.

357

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- Oh, thank you.

- What a lollipop.

358

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Hello. Hello, sweetie love.

Where are you? You're late.

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I'm dreadfully sorry.

There's been a little excitement down here.

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I'll join you as soon

as I get into some dry trousers.

361

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Darling, I can't hear a thing you're saying

with all those bells going off.

362

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Some silly ass set fire to my dressing room.

363

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Uh, who'd you say set fire to it?

364

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No. He set fire to it himself.

365

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- Insurance.

- Oh, shh.

366

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I said if you see anything pretty,

be sure to buy it.

367

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- But I don't want to buy anything.

- Well, buy several.

368

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It's always nice to have a change.

And I've told Tony to pick you up for lunch.

369

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Are you the party that started this " confloration''?

370

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Yes.Just one minute, Colonel.

I've just got to answer some questions, darling.

371

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There's a nobleman in a white hat

waiting outside the booth for me.

372

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You didn't get in any trouble, did you?

I'll come right over.

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- You didn't get burned?

- What are you talking -

374

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On the contrary, I'm sloshing wet,

and I don't think I'm in the slightest trouble.

375

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Uh, I'll be with you

in one second, General.

376

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Good-bye, my darling.

I'll join you at the earliest possible moment.

377

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j&j& [ Classical ]

378

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- Hello, Annie.

- Hello, Sir Alfred.

379

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Thank you.

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[ Chattering, Laughing ]

381

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- Hello, Louie. Is my bride here?

- Certainly, Sir Alfred. She's in 44.

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- [ No Audible Dialogue ]

- Hi, darling.

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- I think I'll have a quick brandy.

- Certainly, Sir Alfred.

384

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- I was in a slight fire.

- Sir?

385

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- Put that on my check, will you?

- Yes, sir.

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- [ Man ] Conduisez monsieur au 44.

- Thank you.

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-[ Man ] Sir Alfred.

- Hello,Josef.

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What are you two doing here?

Why aren't you all lunching together?

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- We didn't wish to intrude.

- They look so cute together.

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Well, why shouldn't they look cute together?

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See you later, pretty one.

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