Unfaithfully Yours Page #7

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470

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And am I glad I did.

That hunch has paid off in golden dividends.

471

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I've never missed one of your concerts -

within the metropolitan area, of course.

472

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I'm no millionaire, and I can't afford

to travel around the country after you...

473

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to South Dakota and places like that.

474

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Here's to the world's greatest living conductor.

475

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This is hardly what

I came to see you about, Mr. -

476

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The way you handle Handel, Sir Alfred.

477

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For me there's nobody handles Handel

like you handle Handel.

478

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- Really?

- There's you up here.

479

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And then there's nobody-

no second, no third.

480

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Maybe way down here Arturo - a poor fourth.

481

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That is largely debatable.

In any case, what I came to see you about -

482

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And your Delius - delirious.

483

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I usually have my tickets

as soon as they're printed.

484

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That change in schedule

loused me up a little, but I'll get in somehow.

485

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I'm bitterly sorry to hear

that you're a music lover.

486

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I live for music.

Without music I wouldn't -

487

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I had always hoped that music had

a certain moral and antiseptic power...

488

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quite apart from its obvious

engorgement of the senses...

489

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which elevated and purified its disciples...

490

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- lifting them out of professions like this infamy.

- You're just hurt. I can see it.

491

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- Oh, Sir Alfred -

- So spare me your compliments.

492

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The flattery of a footpad

is an insult in itself.

493

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[ Chuckles ]

You mean a flatfoot, don't you, Sir Alfred?

494

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- You don't mean a footpad.

- I mean a footpad!

495

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And now that I know that you like them,

I shall probably cut Handel and Delius

out of my program forever.

496

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- Don't talk like that.

- Please refrain from mentioning

any other of your musical favorites...

497

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and poisoning those for me also!

498

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You're just hurt. I can see it.

499

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You read that report,

and naturally it upset you.

500

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Aw, we fall for these little dames

and try to believe they're in love with us...

501

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when every morning

our shaving mirror yells, " They can't be''...

502

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till one day we find out that youth

belongs to youth, like you just done.

503

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- And then -

- Take your hands off me!

504

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Aw, don't be sore at me.

What have I got to do with it?

505

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I suppose it was me that went down to

3406 in the middle of the night...

506

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wearing only a negligee

and stayed for 38 minutes.

507

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I suppose that's the part that bothered you.

508

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It usually is.

509

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3406.

510

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Yeah, I think that was the number.

511

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I got it here someplace if you want it.

512

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But it's only circumstantial evidence.

513

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- Why don't we give her the benefit of the doubt?

- [ Drawers Rattling ]

514

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Maybe she couldn't open her toothpaste.

You was in England...

515

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so she goes down

and gets this guy to do it for her.

516

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Or maybe she seen a mouse in her room,

and it upset her and she wanted company.

517

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Aw, of course, that one's kind of thin.

518

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Aw, why don't we give her

the benefit of the doubt anyway?

519

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Maybe she woke up out of a bad dream,

and without thinking...

520

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where she was going,

slipped into a negligee and -

521

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Are you presuming

to discuss Lady de Carter, my wife?

522

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Well -Well, you read it, didn't you?

523

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Oh, I thought that's why

Henschler said he wanted -

524

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Holy Moses.

525

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Uh - Here, sit down someplace.

526

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- Is this the only copy?

- Yeah, that's the original.

527

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You're a wise man. I been through it.

528

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Only I wasn't as smart as you are.

529

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So I lost my piano and my savings...

530

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and a little shack I had down at the beach -

531

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and her.

532

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So what have I got now?

533

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Maybe I shouldn't be saying it,

but if it was me...

534

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I'd never have 'em tailed.

535

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I'd never try to find out nothing.

536

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I'd just be grateful for whatever

they was willing to give me -

537

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a year, a week, an hour.

538

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[ Buzzer Buzzes ]

539

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[ Buzzer Buzzes ]

540

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For tonight.

541

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- [ Door Closes ]

- [ Footsteps Departing ]

542

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Sir Alfred.

543

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I'm sure I would know about it, sweetie, although

this joint is a little like Grand Central Station.

544

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- Well, I just thought he might be, that's all.

- Well, I'm sure he isn't.

545

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But wait a minute.

I'll go and ask Casanova.

546

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- Oh.

- Daphne wants to know if you've seen Alfred.

547

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- He seems to have disappeared.

- No, I haven't.

548

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But we're not exactly

on the best of terms anyway, so -

549

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Okay.

550

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No, he isn't, sweetie. There's nobody here but

Sitting Bull counting his money in the other room.

551

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