Unfaithfully Yours Page #8

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What time do you want us to pick you up?

552

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If he doesn't show up pretty soon,

there may not be any concert.

553

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Wait a minute.

554

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The great man is just coming in now.

555

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Make it about 7:
30, will you, darling?

556

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That is, unless we want to get some

hamburgers or something on the way.

557

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Okay. You do whatever you like.

558

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Oh, and what fur are you going to wear?

So that I won't wear the same.

559

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Right. Okay, baby. Bye.

560

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Darling, what happened to you?

Tony and I have been awfully worried.

561

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I finally had to send him

to get dressed anyway.

562

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- Really?

- [ Sighs ]

563

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I've had your nice sandwich all ready, and -

564

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and the ice all ready for your drink...

565

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and the bed all ready for your nap.

566

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Where have you been?

I - I bet you've been out with some girls.

567

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Girls, hah!

568

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Well, then where have you been, darling?

Honestly, I've been awfully worried.

569

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- I've been to the movies.

- The movies?

570

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I saw a very long picture about a dog...

571

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the moral of which was that

a dog is a man's best friend.

572

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And a companion feature which questioned

the necessity of marriage for eight reels...

573

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- and then concluded it was essential in the ninth.

- Alfred.

574

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Also something about " time marching on''

and a newsreel of the royal family...

575

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christening something

extremely out of focus -

576

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a lot of people being saved

from a sinking freighter...

577

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and a cat which had its kittens

in a harmonium...

578

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which made ghostly music and frightened

a Harlem congregation nearly out of its wits.

579

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- You feel quite hot.

- I feel anything but quite hot!

580

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Well, why didn't you take me to the movies?

I love the movies.

581

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Because there are times

when a man wishes to be alone.

582

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This was one of those times.

Any further questions?

583

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Well, no, of course not, darling.

584

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- I hate dry white bread.

- I'm sorry.

585

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Oh, would you like me to run

a nice hot bath for you?

586

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Do I appear to need one?

587

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Well, no, of course you don't, darling. I -

588

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If I decide that I need a nice hot bath,

I will draw one.

589

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If I don't, I won't.

590

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Alfred, you're going to make me cry.

591

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Oh, darling, please, eat some

of your sandwich anyway, won't you?

592

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You can't go all day and all night

without eating.

593

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Thank you for your solicitude.

594

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I hate breast of turkey.

595

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Oh. Oh.

596

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[ Crying ]

597

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[ Crying Continues ]

598

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Good evening, Sir Alfred.

599

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[ Man ]

Come in.

600

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Sir Alfred.

601

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Was there something, Sir Alfred?

602

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j&j& [ Clock:
"jingle Bells"]

603

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j&j& [ Cranks, Stops ]

604

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[ Door Opens ]

605

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[ Sighs ]

I don't know what's the matter with you.

606

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And I don't know what's the matter

with my zipper either.

607

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Will you see if you can close it for me?

608

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Turn around.

609

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[ Grunts ]

610

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Suck in a little.

611

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[ Gasps, Screams ]

612

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What's the matter with you?

That's a fine thing.

613

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- I'll have to change into something else.

- Change into something else!

614

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You aren't suffering from any shortage. The

women of England would be lucky to have one dress.

615

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- What's that to do with me?

- You are married to an Englishman.

616

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I didn't ask you to buy me all these dresses.

I can't stop you from buying me dresses.

617

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You're always saying meet me at so-and-so's

and I'll buy you a dress. You know you do.

618

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If you're so worried about

how Englishwomen are dressed...

619

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there's nothing to stop you

from sending them all to them instead.

620

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It wouldn't make any difference to me.

I don't like clothes!

621

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- I've sent the women of England plenty!

- Then shut up about it.

622

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- I forbid you to speak to your husband in that tone!

- That's right. Strike me, you brute.

623

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- So, you don't dare.

- Go and get dressed for the concert.

624

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This is certainly going to be

the most magnificent concert!

625

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- Maybe I'll go to the movies instead.

- Culturally that might suit you better.

626

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And I thought my sister had married the jerk!

627

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Oh - Oh, give me that zipper!

628

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Ohh.!

629

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[ Door Slams ]

630

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[ Whistle Blowing ]

631

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- [ Car Horn Honking ]

- [ Chattering ]

632

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[ No Audible Dialogue ]

633

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[ Whistle Blowing ]

634

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Next aisle over.

The usher will give you a program.

635

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Straight ahead, please.

636

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Last aisle over.

The usher will give you a program.

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